Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh...yet ;-)

*The Dean's Office*

Joey and Tristan had just been brought into the dean's office by Mai. They shook at the sight of the new dean: Dartz.

"OH NO!" the two boys exclaimed.

"Oh yes!" Dartz said with a sinister grin, "I have waited a long time to get my revenge on you two! Do you have any idea what I do to the kids that get sent here?"

"Um, um," Tristan panicked, "let them go?"

Dartz laughed, "no dear boy. I offer their souls to the great Leviathan! He will be very pleased at what I'm going to offer him today."

*Remedial Algebra*

Tea Gardner stumbled into the room looking very confused. She was hoping to confront the teacher about her schedule mistake (since the counselor couldn't be contacted), but it seemed that the teacher wasn't there. She decided to take a seat and wait for the teacher to arrive.

Much to her surprise, the principal walked into the room with a bucket.

"Good morning kids," she said, "as you know, Mr. Jin is still in the shadow realm, and there were no substitutes that we could find, so today this will watch over you."

The principal placed the bucket onto a chair in front of the room. Tea raised her hand.

"Um, that's just a bucket of acorns," Tea said.

"How many acorns are in the bucket?" the principal challenged with a grin. She then turned and walked out of the room.

A boy walked up to the bucket and began counting, "One, two, uh...two." There was obviously hundreds in the bucket.

Tea groaned and rubbed her temples, "these kids defiantly need to learn math."

*History*

Ishizu walked back into the class panting.

"Sorry I'm late," she apologized, "I had something that I had to take care of. Now then, let's discuss-hold on."

She pulled her Millennium Necklace out of her purse and put it on.

"There, no more nasty surprises today. As I was saying-"

She turned as glared at Weevil and Rex, "you two! Give me those fire crackers right now!"

Weevil and Rex looked baffled.

"How did she know!?" Rex exclaimed, "I was hiding them under my cap!"

Ishizu turned and looked at another boy, "and no you can't use the bathroom."

"But I don't even have to-" the boy began to argue, before a weird look possessed his face, "hey, can I use the-"

The boy remembered what she'd said as she glared at him, "why not?" he asked.

*Biology*

Mokuba walked into a large room filled with kids who looked rather surprised. Mokuba looked to the front and saw a familiar girl instructing the class.

"Told you this school was cheap," a boy commented to his friend.

"For your information," Rebecca snapped, "the school allowed me to start teaching here because of my high IQ and the fact that I just earned a Master's Degree in three months!"

Mokuba blushed at the sight of her. She looked at him and smiled.

"You can sit up front Mokuba," she said as she pulled up a chair.

Mokuba sat down and pulled out his book.

"Now then," Rebecca said as she pulled out a piece of chalk, "today we will be discussing asexual reproduction, and no, this subject doesn't intimidate me by the least."

Rebecca turned and looked at a boy, "Bobby, no passing notes. Now read it aloud."

The boy with long hair stood up and read his note, "Hey Rick, our new teacher needs a babysitter."

The rest of the class snickered. Rebecca sighed, "this is going to be a long day."

*Back in History*

Ishizu continued to punish the kids ahead of time before they finally asked why.

"Hey miss," Weevil asked, "how do you know about all this stuff?"

"Well," she answered, "it's because of my Millennium Necklace. It allows me to see into the future."

"Like that thing Yugi has?" Rex asked.

"Sort of," Ishizu continued, "well, since today's topic is about Egypt, I suppose I can tell you about the Millennium Items. There are seven items, each looking a bit different and possessing different abilities. Generally they are all golden and hold the Eye of Horus, and can perform shadow magic. Mine lets me see into the future, and Yugi's, well...it lets him become possessed by an ancient pharaoh."

"Do all items hold ancient souls?" a girl asked.

"No dear," Ishizu answered, "just Yugi and Bakura's."

"Can they all send people to the Shadow Realm?" another boy asked.

Ishizu blinked, "wow, you all seem to know much already. But to answer your question, I'm not sure. I've never really tried sending anyone to the Shadow Realm before."

"Can you send Weevil!?" Rex asked, receiving a punch from Weevil in return.

"Now now," Ishizu tried to assure, "doing such a thing would not be appropriate-"

"GET THAT NECKLACE!" Weevil yelled.

Before she knew what was happening, everyone got out of their seats and pinned Ishizu to the ground.

*Back in the Dean's Office*

"Now then," Dartz said as he pulled out a piece of stone, "come forth, soldiers of the Orichalcos!"

Giant monsters with body armor and red eyes appeared out of a green light emitted from the stone. Joey and Tristan screamed and kicked at the door in attempt to knock it down. Dartz laughed hysterically at their feeble attempts.

"Dat does it!" Joey yelled as he pulled out a card, "come out Red-Eyes!"

Much to Dartz' surprise, a giant black dragon appeared in the room. It clawed at the monsters as Tristan pulled out cards of his own.

"Come on Super Roboyarou!"

*The Main Office*

As she was waiting on Bakura, Mai continued to hear noises coming from the guidance office, and now from the dean's office too.

"What the hell is going on!?" Mai exclaimed as she ran towards the door of the Dean's office.

Her expression dropped at the sight of Dartz, the Orichalcos soldiers, and live monsters of the Red-Eyes dragon and the Super Roboyarou.

"That does it!" Mai yelled as she stormed off.

Dartz, Joey, Tristan, and the duel monsters started at her as she walked into the principal's office. Moments later, the principal stomped out of her office, looking very angry.

"That does it!" the principal yelled, "come forth Exodia!"

She pulled out five cards, and the forbidden monster appeared out of a golden seal. Dartz trembled at the site of it. A beam shot out of the beast's palm, and wiped out all of Dartz' monsters. Dartz fell to his knees as Joey and Tristan cheered.

"Go back to class!" the principal barked at them. They obeyed.

*Literature*

Everyone in the room yelled and covered their ears as Duke's doll continued to scream.

"For God's sake Devlin!" Kaiba yelled, "shut that damn thing up!"

"I'm trying!" Duke yelled as he attempted to change it's diaper.

Serenity had taped her bottle into her doll's mouth, ceasing it's constant hungry cries as a result. Miho's doll seemed to be as quiet and reserved as Kaiba.

"See?" Miho asked Kaiba, "he's so quiet, just like you!"

"For the love of God," Kaiba growled, "he's not mine!"

Duke poorly placed the new diaper on the doll, yet the crying continued. Moments later, cops barged into the room, along with a woman in a dress-outfit.

"Are you Duke Devlin?" the woman asked as she pointed to him.

"Um, yeah," he answered, "what's going on?"

"I'm here on behalf of Child Protection Services," she replied, "I've received hundreds of complaints, so I'm here to take your baby away."

"WHAT!?" everyone exclaimed.

The cops dragged Duke to the back of the room and restrained him. The woman took the doll and gave it a bottle. It stopped crying as she wrapped it in a blanket. She took it and walked out the door.

"NO, PLEASE!" Duke yelled, "I'LL GET AN F! COME BACK!"

The cops dragged Duke out of the room as Kaiba fell to the floor laughing.

"Aw man," Serenity whined, "poor Duke. I wish we could help him."

"Why not bust him out of jail and get the doll back?" Kaiba laughed, "that is, if you're brave enough."

Serenity and Miho grinned. Kaiba frowned.

"You two know I'm kidding, right?" Kaiba asked.

*Guidance*

Yami wasn't doing so well in his duel. He was down to about 600 life-points and the counselor had only lost 500. Yami had Beta the Magnet Warrior in defense mode and the counselor had Summoned Skull and a face-down monster on the field.

"This is great!" the counselor cheered, "now I know why you kids love dueling so much! Imagine me, becoming the new king of games!"

"Um, don't you mean queen?" Yami corrected.

"Whatever," the counselor sneered, "Summoned Skull, attack his Magnet Warrior!"

"Not so fast," he smirked, "I activate Magic Cylinder! Summoned Skull's attack is directed at your life points!"

"No big deal," the counselor gloated, "I still have four-hundred more points than you. Alright then, I end my turn."

Yami drew a card, and a giant grin appeared on his face.

"This duel is over. I activate Dark Hole, destroying all monsters on the field!"

All of the monsters were blown away by a giant wind.

"Next, I play Mystical Space-Typhoon, destroying your trap card! Now, I play Monster Reborn, and revive Summoned Skull!"

Summoned Skull rose from the ground. The counselor began to shake nervously.

"Attack her life-points directly!"

The beast attacked it's former master, causing her to collapse. Soon, the room returned to normal. Yami grinned.

"Well, it looks like I won," he said, "which means, Yugi gets to stay here."

"Fine," the counselor growled, "just go!"

The puzzle lit up, and Yugi returned to his normal self.

"Wow," Yugi said as he turned to leave, "I hope things didn't get too out of hand today."

A/N: Sorry for the wait, I've been busy with school. Speaking of school, Dartz is almost as strict as my dean, almost ;-) Anyway, keep the comments coming, I need more!