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*The Main Office*

Bakura walked nervously into the office as Mai glared at him.

"Oh dear," Bakura asked, "am I in some sort of trouble?"

"Can it Bakura!" Mai snapped, "the kids in shop class told me about everything. You're in severe trouble. The principal wants to see you immediately!"

Bakura gasped loudly and looked completely shocked.

"Why!?" he asked, "what happened!?"

Bakura caught something out of the corner of his eye, and saw the counselor sitting in the corner rocking herself in the fetal position.

"Um, what's wrong with her?" he asked.

"Beats me," Mai answered with a shrug.

*Study Hall*

Yugi met up with Joey in the library to catch up on work. The library wasn't very packed at all, and Joey sat at the computer typing.

"Hey Joey," Yugi greeted as he sat next to him, "how was first period?"

"It was horrible," Joey answered, "da room caught on fire and Tristan and I went to da office for having a grease fight. Then Dartz tried offering our souls to dat Leviathan thing!"

"Wow," Yugi apologized, "I'm sorry."

"It's alright," Joey asked, "so how was your morning?"

"Well, I had a shadow duel with the guidance counselor. She tried having me expelled."

"Dane," Joey said with a whistle.

"NO DOWNLOADING MUSIC!" someone yelled. Joey and Yugi jumped, and looked around. "Over here!" the voice yelled.

Joey and Yugi looked back at the monitor and saw Noah's face. "GAH! NOAH!?" Joey hollered.

"Do you know anyone else who's trapped in cyberspace?" Noah asked with deep sarcasm.

"Eh, Google?" Joey answered.

"Noah," Yugi asked, "why are you here?"

"Hmph," Noah said with a smirk, "if you must know, I'm the new librarian. The school figured they could keep a closer eye on students if they uploaded me into every computer."

"Now why would they do that?" Yugi asked.

"Some idiot ordered 12,000 pizzas and had them delivered to our school last week," Noah answered. Yugi looked over at Joey, who was whistling and twiddling his thumbs.

"And I needed a job to pay for my body operation," Noah continued, "If I make enough, the doctors will take an orphan and upload my mind into their body."

"THAT'S HORRIBLE!" Yugi yelled.

"Yeah!" Joey butted in, "they should do it for free!" Yugi turned to Joey and gave him a look. "What?" Joey asked.

*In the student parking lot*

Serenity and Miho ran behind the trees by the parking lot. They had their dolls strapped onto their backpacks. They watched carefully as the school gates opened for an exiting vehicle. The gate closed as soon as the car left.

"Shoot," Miho whined, "the gates are controlled by the guards. They'll never let us out."

"If only we had a car," Serenity moaned.

They looked across the parking lot and saw workers unloading food from a van into the storage unit of the cafeteria. Serenity and Miho crept along the trees until the reached the vehicle. When the men carried the last box into the storing area, they quickly jumped into the van and hid in the back corner. The workers closed up the back doors and drove off.

*Spanish*

"Hola class," the teacher greeted.

"HOLA MR. GOMEZ!" the class cheered, except for one boy.

"Marik," Mr. Gomez said sternly, "please participate."

Marik rolled his eyes and grunted, "aloha."

"That's Hawaiian," Mr. Gomez pointed out.

"That's close enough," Marik snapped back, "don't make me get my rod."

"A hot rod?" a boy asked.

"A what!?" Marik asked in disgust.

"You know, a car. You don't know what a hot-rod is?"

"I grew up in Egypt, I think you should cut me some slack," Marik replied.

"Hey, Egypt is all desert like Mexico!" someone called out.

Marik put his hand over his head, "why must I be surrounded by complete morons?"

"Um, budget cuts?" Tristan suggested.

"Oh, right," Marik said.

"Hey Marik," Mr. Gomez asked, "do you think you could use your rod to persuade the principal into giving me a raise?"

Marik raised an eyebrow, "what's in it for me?"

"A year supply of A's," Mr. Gomez answered.

"DEAL DONE!"

"Hey Mr. Gomez, can I have free A's?" Tristan begged.

"Depends," he answered, "What can you do?"

"I can...um...I'm not sure," Tristan answered.

"Then no," Mr. Gomez replied. Tristan looked down in shame.

*The Principal's Office*

Bakura stood nervously as the principal screamed at him. He had never felt so confused and guilty in his life.

"I have had it with all this shadow realm business!" she yelled, "I'm going to start putting in metal detectors so I can have those items confiscated! Give me your Millennium Ring right now!"

"I-I can't!" Bakura stuttered, "I don't know where it is! It just comes and goes--"

"That does it!" the principal yelled, "give it to me now, or you will be expelled!"

All of a sudden, Bakura's Millennium Ring appeared. Then, his features changed slightly and he laughed maniacally.

"We shall see who's really in charge here," the thief Bakura hissed, "say hello, to the shadow realm!"

The principal screamed as the shadows swallowed her up. The thief Bakura laughed maniacally. Mai rubbed her temples as she heard loud laughing coming from the principal's office.

"I need a new job," she groaned.

*Remedial Algebra*

Tea began writing out equations on the board. The students looked immensely confused. A boy raised his hand.

"Miss, what's with all those letters?" he asked.

"The letters represent numbers," Tea answered as she continued writing.

"So does 'A' represent '1'?" a girl asked

Tea stared at her. "Now why would you think that?" she asked.

"Cuz 'A' is the first letter in the alphabet," she responded.

Tea sighed and shook her head, "no, it doesn't work like that."

"Miss, what's the alphabet?" another kid asked.

The rest of the class snickered. Tea groaned as she rubbed her temples. A boy turned his head and looked out the window.

"HEY! A FIGHT!" he yelled.

At once, all the kids jumped out of their seats and rushed over to the window. They knocked over desks and the bookshelf in the process.

"STUDENTS, PLEASE!" Tea pleaded.

The kids ignored her as they watched the fight heat up. Two fat girls were hitting and clawing at each other. Nearby kids attempted to walk past them, but they took up the whole walkway space.

"YOU'RE FAT!" one of them yelled. "NO YOU'RE FAT!" the other yelled.

"YOU'RE BOTH FAT!" the Thief Bakura yelled, "NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

"WHAT!?" they yelled as they stopped fighting and glared at him.

"You heard me!" he yelled again, "roll off the sidewalk so I can get to class!"

Tea yelled at 'her' kids to get away from the window, but they wouldn't budge. Then, all the kids screamed and ran away from the window. Tea walked up to the window to see what was going on. All she saw were two boys running off campus and Bakura, who was surrounded by a slight black fog.

"Looks like the fight's over," Tea said.

*Back in Spanish*

Mr. Gomez instructed the class how to tell time in Spanish. Marik had left class to seek out the principal and Tristan sat in his chair with his hands in-between his legs, looking very uncomfortable. Finally, he raised his hand.

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Tristan begged.

"Say it in Spanish, please," Mr. Gomez ordered.

"Um, puedo...usar--I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTS IF I DON'T GO!"

Mr. Gomez sighed and handed him a pass. Tristan walked out the room with his hands in-between his legs. After he left, Marik re-entered.

"So do I get my raise?" Mr. Gomez asked.

"Bakura got to her before I could," Marik answered, "I'm afraid you won't be getting anything for quite some time."

"Alright, I quit," Mr. Gomez said.

He grabbed his briefcase and walked out the room. Everyone stared in disbelief.

"What do we do now?" a girl asked.

*Biology*

The Thief Bakura grinned madly as he walked into the room. For he saw that his teacher was no other than an eight year old girl.

"This will be too easy," he snickered to himself.

"That took long enough," Rebecca said to the thief Bakura, "so what did the principal want?"

"Does it matter?" he asked as he cocked an eyebrow.

Rebecca sighed and went back to writing on the board.

"Alright class," she instructed, "everyone go to the back of the lab and get your supplies. We'll be dissecting today."

Several people groaned and the Thief Bakura looked immensely happy. Everyone gathered up their supplies.

"Hey Bakura," Mokuba asked him, "can I be your lab partner?"

"If you wish," the Thief answered, "just let me do the dissecting."

"Um...okay," Mokuba said as he blinked, "I never took you as the dissecting type."

The Thief Bakura put on his goggles and grabbed a knife. He grinned as he saw Rebecca approach them with a box. Rebecca pulled a flower out of the box and placed it on his tray. He frowned as he looked at the flower.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" he yelled at Rebecca.

"A flower," Rebecca replied with a snappy attitude.

"I know what it is!" he yelled again, "I want to know why the hell you gave it to me!"

"We're going to dissect it," Mokuba answered.

"WHAT!?" the Thief yelled at him. Mokuba flinched.

"Bakura, watch your language or I'll send you back to the principal!" Rebecca warned.

"You watch your back," he snapped, "or I'll send this knife into it!"

"Bakura!" Mokuba yelled, "you can't threaten the teacher!"

"I just did!" he yelled back. Mokuba flinched again.

"That does it mister," Rebecca said, "go to the office!"

Before anyone knew what was happening, the Thief Bakura jumped over the counter with a knife and lunged at Rebecca. Mokuba made a weak attempt to try and hold him back. Rebecca ran out of the room screaming as the Thief Bakura chased her.

A/N: This took a while for me to put together, but there you go. If you had trouble figuring it out, the Thief Bakura banished those two girls to the shadow realm. As always, feel free to review.