Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh

This is where the randomness ends and the storylines begin. To give a quick summary, Serenity and Miho are trying to break Duke out of jail, and the Thief Bakura is planning to steal the Millennium Items, with a little help. As always, read and enjoy.

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*Domino Police Station*

Miho and Serenity walked into the main entrance, which was large and filled with bookshelves, plants, and several desks. One of the secretaries looked up at them.

"Can I help you two?" she asked.

"Yes," Serenity said as she stepped forward, "we were wondering how much it would be to bail out our friend."

"That depends," the secretary answered, "who's your friend?"

"Duke Devlin," Miho answered.

"UGH!" the secretary screamed, "that dirty child abuser!? He's never getting out, just forget it!"

Serenity and Miho flinched. They backed away slowly as the secretary answered her phone. Miho pulled Serenity off to the side.

"What do we do now?" she asked.

Serenity pointed to the other secretary. Her and Miho walked over to her.

"Excuse me," Serenity spoke up, "but we'd like to see our friend, Duke Devlin."

"No problem," the secretary said, "he's upstairs in the interrogation room."

"Thanks," Serenity said.

Her and Miho rushed upstairs and darted down the halls.

*The Main Office*

Rebecca sat bruised and battered in a seat next to Ishizu, who was silently rocking herself. She was waiting for the principal, or Dartz, to get to her so she could have Bakura expelled once and for all. Mai suddenly walked in with a bowl of salad, and gasped at the sight of Rebecca.

"Oh my God!" she exclaimed, "what happened?"

"What happened?" Rebecca answered, "Bakura chased me out of my own classroom with a scalpel, and I tripped and fell down the stairs. Then he tried to scalp me, but the bell rang, so he went to his other class."

"My kids beat me mercilessly and stole my Millennium Necklace," Ishizu said, then broke down and cried.

"OH MY GOD!" Mai yelled, "I'm getting Dartz right now!"

*AP Calculus*

The bell had just rang, releasing all students to their next class. Kaiba marched into his class with a somewhat more pleasant attitude.

"Finally," he muttered to himself, "something challenging."

"Please have a seat, Seto," said a familiar voice.

Kaiba dropped his books at the voice. He turned around and saw his step-father with a piece of chalk in his hand.

"GOZABURO!?" Kaiba yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

"Hmph, what do you think!?" he growled in response, "you took my company, and this was all I could get for a job. Now have a seat!"

"No!" Kaiba yelled, "I'm leaving!"

"Fine then," Gozaburo growled, "I'll just mark you absent."

Kaiba turned around and glared at him. He missed so much school due to his job, he couldn't afford to miss anymore. Kaiba growled and went over to his seat.

"That's better," Gozaburo said as the other kids walked in, "now son, let's see if you've learned anything under my studies."

*Geography*

"Alright kiddies, this may be geography class, but there's only one country that really matters--AMERICA!"

Bandit Keith sat in front of a group of about thirty kids. Many kids looked offended at his remark. Joey and Tea groaned at the sight of their teacher.

"What's wit' all 'dese new teachers lately?" Joey asked Tea.

"I don't know," she answered, "something about students sending the old teachers to the Shadow Realm or something."

"The shadow realm!" Keith yelled, "excellent topic! The shadow realm is a third-world country located between Peru and Argentina! But it goes by another name as well, Brazil!"

"Um, Keith," Tea asked as the kids stared at him, "do you know anything about geography?"

"Not really," Keith admitted, "I just know about America."

*Art*

Pegasus whistled merrily to himself as he cleaned the board. Thief Bakura had already started drawing a picture of Yugi with his brains all over the floor. Beside him, Weevil and Rex whistled.

"Now that's what I call art!" Rex exclaimed.

"Thanks, I guess," Thief Bakura hissed.

"Hey," Weevil asked as he pointed to Bakura's Millennium Ring, "is that a Millennium item?"

Bakura stopped drawing and looked at him.

"How would you know?" he asked curiously.

"Weevil and I snared Ishizu's," Rex bragged, "and it only took twenty kids and a baseball bat to hold her down."

The thief's eyes lit up, as if it Yugi really were lying on the ground dying. He thought it was perfect; not only was Pegasus and his eye in range, but so was Ishizu's necklace.

"Really?" he asked, "would you care to show me?"

"You can look at it," Weevil said firmly, "but if you touch it you're bug juice!"

The thief chuckled, and lied, "oh no need to worry. I would never consider doing such a thing."

*Back in the Police Station*

Serenity and Miho walked towards the end of the hall, where they were greeted by an officer.

"Are you here to see Duke?" he asked. Serenity and Miho nodded.

The cop opened the door and entered the room. Serenity pulled Miho aside.

"Distract him while I bust Duke out," Serenity whispered.

Miho nodded and walked over to the cop.

"Hey officer," she greeted with an annoyingly cheerful attitude, "are you single?"

The cop turned around and stared at her. "What?" he asked.

"I just love a man in uniform," Miho said, giving a very creepy attempt at a seductive smile.

As the cop continued to stare at Miho, Serenity pulled out a chair and lifted it above her head. Miho looked at Serenity and screeched. The cop turned around, and was quickly slammed in the head and fell to the ground.

"Sorry," Serenity apologized as the cop drooled.

Miho opened the door, and they quickly led Duke out. As they ran down the halls, they were stopped by several cops.

"FREEZE!" they yelled.

Serenity looked around for another way out. As she did this, the cop she had hit came stumbling out the interrogation room with a gun.

"SHOOT HER IN THE FACE!" he ordered the other cops.

Serenity, Miho, and Duke screamed as the cops opened fire on them. Without thinking, they ran towards a window at the end of the hall and jumped out. Glass and bullets followed them on the way down to the parking lot.

*Back in Geography*

"Alright kiddies," Keith said, as he pointed to a map, "where is the location of the Statue of Liberty?"

Joey and Tea's hands immediately shot up.

"Let's see, I don't like Joey, so Tea!"

Joey groaned and sunk into his chair. Tea stood up and gave her answer.

"It's located on Liberty Island in New York!"

"Very good!" Keith praised, "you know very much about America."

"Yeah, well," Tea said as she blushed, "I plan on moving there after graduation."

"Yeah," Joey chimed in, "she's gonna be a table dancer!"

Tea smacked Joey hard as the other kids laughed loudly.

"Joey! I'm not gonna be a table dancer! I'm going to be in Broadway!"

"Whatever," Joey said with a slight smirk, "I'll be sure to visit you at work."

Tea and Keith turned pale as the kids continued laughing.

"Joey, you are such a perv!" Tea groaned.

*Back in Art*

Weevil pulled the Millennium Necklace out of his book bag and held it out for the thief to see. The Thief Bakura grinned madly.

"So," he asked curiously, "have you unlocked it's powers yet?"

"Well, we are planning to send Yugi to the Shadow Realm with it," Rex answered.

"It possesses that power?" the thief asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"It's a Millennium item, why shouldn't it?" Weevil answered.

The thief thought about that possibility. All the other items had the power to vanquish people to the shadow realm; why would there be one item that couldn't?

"Tell you what," the thief whispered, "why don't you run a test drive on Pegasus?"

"What!? The creator of duel monsters!?" Weevil exclaimed silently.

"Are you crazy!?" Rex asked in a whisper.

"You don't understand," the thief implored, "he has a Millennium item as well. Once we take it, we need to make sure he doesn't get us into big trouble."

Weevil and Rex's faces lit up.

"Ooh," Weevil asked, "why didn't you just say so?"

As they plotted, Pegasus had already walked up to their desks.

"My my Bakura," Pegasus said, "it looks like you're the only one who's actually working. Can I see?"

Before the thief could protest, Pegasus grabbed his piece of work. Pegasus' smile faded as he got a better look at it, and turned pale. Apparently, the sight of Yugi's brains everywhere was too much for him; for he passed out cold ten seconds later. Nobody in the room seemed to be paying attention, for they were all talking on their cell phones and listening to music.

"Wow," the thief said as he stared at Pegasus, "that works too."

Weevil, Rex, and the thief pushed at each other in an attempt to get the Eye first. Unfortunately, Rex squirmed his way out of the fighting mess and hovered over Pegasus.

"Finally," Rex said, as he pulled out the eye, "an item of my very own."

Weevil and the thief stared at Rex as he held the Eye. Much to their surprise, it did nothing. Rex began to look very annoyed.

"How do you turn this thing on!?" he yelled.

"You stick it in your head, idiot!" the thief hissed.

"WHAT!?" Rex yelled, "I'm not putting this thing in my head, forget it!"

"Then give it to me!" Weevil yelled.

Weevil and the thief jumped on Rex. Rex attempted to pull away from them, and held the Eye closely to him. This time, the other kids did notice, and stared at them very strangely.

A/N: Well, it took some time, but there's the beginning of a chaotic adventure. I'm still thinking of a good storyline for the other characters, so please give me some time. Anyways, feel free to review.