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*The Main Office*

Dartz consulted Rebecca and Ishizu as Mai sat at her desk eating a salad. After about ten minutes, the two women left. Dartz sighed and picked up the microphone.

"Yugi Muto, we need you at the front office," he announced, "Yugi Muto, to the front office."

Mai looked up at Dartz.

"Wow," she commented, "you sure are taking your job pretty seriously. Well, aside from that incident with Joey earlier."

"Thanks," Dartz said, "that's just because there's more serious matters at hand now."

Yugi ran into the office panting. He screeched when he saw Dartz.

"What are you doing here!?" he exclaimed.

"I'm the dean," he answered, "and I have a job for you."

*In the Hall*

Mokuba had left class to use the restroom. The closest decent one was all the way across campus. Earlier that morning he had walked into one near the library, and it was nasty. Toilet paper had been piled up in the corner and the water flowing from the faucets wouldn't stop running. A pentagram had also been carved into the bathroom floor.

Before Mokuba could enter the restroom, somebody grabbed him from behind.

"HEY! LET ME GO!" he cried.

"Sorry kid," the man apologized, "but your time is up."

"LET ME GO!" Mokuba continued to yell, "I'LL PEE ON YOU!"

*Health*

"Alright kids," Allister said as he stood in front of a TV, "today we'll be talking about the effects of hormones on the body. Do you think you can be mature about it?"

A sound of crickets filled the air as one kid coughed in the far back. A boy raised his hand.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" he asked.

Allister sighed and put the movie in. Marik groaned in the far back.

"Come on," Tristan assured, "it won't be so bad."

"How in Ra's name did I get stuck in two classes with you!?" he asked.

Tristan didn't answer, and went back to watching the movie.

"We never watched such things in Egypt," Marik grumbled.

"Did you even have television in Egypt?" Tristan asked.

"What the hell kind of question is that!?" Marik yelled.

"Hey," Tristan moaned, "go easy on me. I don't know much about Egypt. I just found out that it has grass."

Marik stared at Tristan in disgust.

*Back in the Office*

"What do you want?" Yugi asked.

"You see," Dartz began, "the principal called Bakura down to the office. And ever since then, we haven't been able to find her. We think she may have been sent to the Shadow Realm. We need you to go get her."

"What!?" Yugi asked, "but, I don't think I can just go there. Besides, how will I get back?"

"Your old friend Shadi will assist you," Dartz replied.

A dark-skinned man in a turban wearing a robe entered the office. He wore the Millennium Key around his neck.

"I have sensed a great disturbance at this school," Shadi spoke, "A young group of kids have already stolen two of the Millennium Items, and three of your friends are wanted by the police. Without Mrs. Yudai, the school will continue to spiral into chaos."

"Oh come on," Yugi insisted, "crazy things are always going on. Besides, can't Dartz just summon his Orichalcos soldiers or something?"

"I suggested that," Dartz grumbled, "but apparently Shadi thinks that wouldn't be appropriate."

"And what say does Shadi have?" Yugi asked.

"I'm the assistant principal," he answered, "now then Yugi, open your mind, and I will lead you to the Shadow Realm."

Shadi's Millennium Key lit up as Yugi stared into it. A girl walking by the office saw Yugi fall to the floor as the Key continued to glow. She ran off screaming and crying.

*Downtown Domino*

Duke, Serenity, and Miho had landed safely into the bushes and were continuing to run from the cops. They ran down the street as cars honked at them. Duke ran up to a Taxi cab and pulled the driver out. He jumped into the driver's seat as Miho and Serenity got into the back. Duke sped off down the street as cop cars chased him.

"This is crazy!" Duke yelled, "all I did was forget to feed my doll!"

"They probably thought it was real," Serenity suggested, "damn realistic dolls."

Duke and Miho stared at Serenity, who was slightly blushing.

"And just when did you start cussing!?" Miho asked.

"Sorry," Serenity apologized, "I've been a bad girl lately."

"YOU THINK!?" Duke yelled as the cop sirens got louder.

"DUKE DEVLIN! STOP THE CAR RIGHT NOW!" the cops yelled.

"This is just great," Duke groaned, "now I'm gonna get charged with child neglect, breaking out of jail, and stealing a vehicle. Can my day get any worse!?"

Just as he said that, they came across a bridge that was lifting up to make way for a ship. The three of them screamed as Duke failed to put on the brakes. The car flew off the end of the bridge like it were a ramp, and landed safely on the other side. Dozens of cop cars plummeted into the ocean and on top of the cargo ship below.

*Back in Health*

Allister sat in the back of the room reading a sports magazine as the rest of the class slept.

"This movie sucks," Tristan finally admitted, "do something about it Marik!"

"Alright then," Marik said as he pulled out his Millennium Rod, "hey, teacher!"

"What!?" Allister yelled as he glared at Marik. Suddenly, his expressions changed, and he bore the Millennium symbol on his forehead, "now class, let's watch Hostel."

Marik laughed as he pulled a DVD out of his backpack and placed it into the DVD player.

"I'll go order pizza," the zombified Allister said as he walked out the room.

"Does it have to be Hostel?" Tristan asked with a frown.

"YES!" Marik yelled, "now shut up or I'll send you to the Shadow Realm!"

"Is...is it less scary than Hostel?" Tristan asked, "cuz if so you can send me!"

"Don't be a wuss," Marik said as he pulled out his cell phone, "I'm gonna see if Bakura can come down here."

*Art*

The Thief Bakura had successfully obtained the Millennium Eye and Necklace, and sent everyone to the Shadow Realm. He laughed hysterically as he snuck into Pegasus' refrigerator. Then, he frowned when he saw the food.

"Bleu Cheese? BLAH!" he exclaimed, "oou, wine!"

He opened up the bottle and drank straight from it. He spit it out not two seconds later.

"This isn't wine! It's punch!" he yelled as he threw the bottle at a wall, causing glass to fly everywhere.

His cell phone rang, and the sound of 'Pulse of the Maggots' filled the room. He opened it an answered, "Hello?"

"BAKURA!" Marik screamed from the other line, "Come down to the Health room! We're watching Hostel!"

"Hostel!? That's my favorite movie!" Thief Bakura yelled, "I'll be right down!"

*AP Calculus*

Kaiba groaned as Gozaburo placed a blind-fold on him.

"Remember Seto," he said with a sick grin, "if you get the equation wrong, it's the electric chair for you!"

The rest of the kids shuddered as they looked at a metal chair with a car battery hooked up to it.

"Is this legal?" a girl asked as she raised her hand.

"It is if you keep your trap shut about it!" Gozaburo snarled. The girl began to cry.

"This is ridiculous!" Kaiba yelled, "I can't even see what's on the board!"

"You have ten seconds!" Gozaburo yelled as he pulled out a timer.

Kaiba grabbed a piece of chalk and rushed across the board. Gozaburo and the other kids stared in disbelief as Kaiba wrote out the answer with no problems and no mistakes. Kaiba put the chalk down as soon as the timer went off.

"UNBELIEVABLE!" Gozaburo screamed.

Kaiba grinned madly as he took his blindfolds off.

"So old man?" he asked, "what do you have to say about that?"

"You have won Seto," he said as he bowed his head, "today was a great failure for me. So it is appropriate that I put an end to my shame."

Whispers started flying around the room as Gozaburo walked over towards the window. Kaiba groaned and rolled his eyes.

"For the love of God," he groaned, "not this crap again."

"See you in hell, Seto!" Gozaburo yelled.

He laughed delusionally as he jumped out the window. Kaiba frowned as the other kids screamed and looked out the window. They saw Gozaburo lying the ground two feet below them. Kaiba stuck his head out the window.

"Next time look before you jump," he said with a snarl.

"UNBELIEVABLE!" Gozaburo yelled as he sat up and examined himself, "I must be immune to death!"

"And the dementia begins to set in," Kaiba commented as he walked back to his desk.

*Back in Health*

Marik laughed madly as the rest of the kids threw up and passed out. Tristan sat in the corner of the room rocking himself back and forth. Allister continued to hand Marik snacks.

"I'M HERE!" the Thief yelled as he slammed the door in.

"EXCELLENT!" Marik yelled, "I'll rewind it to the beginning for you!"

"NO!!!" the other kids protested. Marik turned around and glared at them. They shut up.

"Hey Marik," the Thief bragged, "check out what I got."

Marik's eyes lit up as the Thief Bakura pulled out the Millennium Eye and Necklace.

"Amazing!" Marik cried, "all we need now are the--wait a minute. How did you get the Millennium Necklace!? What did you do to my sister!?!"

Marik stood up and glared down at the thief.

"I didn't do anything," he growled, "Weevil and Rex took her necklace!"

"LIAR!" Marik yelled.

Marik smacked the thief in the head with his Millennium Rod. The thief growled and knocked it out of his hands.

"I bet you'll take my Rod next you little thief!" Marik screamed.

"Watch it! I'll send you to the Shadow Realm, I swear!""GO AHEAD!"

The thief smirked as the Millennium Ring lit up. Then, unexpected black waves flowed up and down along the necklace. A monotonous female voice came from the Ring.

"SHADOW REALM, FULL."

"DARN IT!" the thief yelled, "no matter, I will take you down mano-a-mano!"

Marik and the thief took swings at each other as the kids watched in horror.

A/N: Well, I finally got a story-line going for Yugi and Mokuba. I'm still working on some for the other people, which will probably be in the next chapter or so. Btw, 'mano-a-mano' means 'hand to hand', and the pentagram is the sign of the devil. Leave me a review and tell me what you think.