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Me a Vampire

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Elwood and Dawn Knight were walking through Knockturn alley to meet with Lord Ragnok at Gringotts when they heard a scream ahead of them and they quickly ran forward faster than any human could and quickly found the source of the scream and they stopped in there tracks. There was a vampire with his arms wrapped around an invisible figure and he was biting it.

"Oh no." he heard Dawn say and he leapt forward thankful he just ate before they went to meet Ragnok. He grabbed the Vampire and grabbed his chin with one hand and gripped his cheeks and pried his mouth open and knocked him in the face with his elbow before slamming his elbow into the Vampires arms breaking his hold on the invisible person.

"Dawn don't breathe grab who ever that is and take them to Ragnok." He commanded before he turned to the vampire who looked crazed.

"You can't take my meal." The vampire said as Dawn grabbed the invisible bleeding body and ran with incredible speed through the dark alley way.

"I think we can you piece of crap." Elwood said as he got into a fighting position and the vampire jumped at him. Elwood moved to the side and grabbed the vampire's head and slammed it into his knee knocking him to the ground and kicked him in the face before running after his wife and making it to Gringotts in seconds. He quickly went in and up to one of the desk. "Elwood Knight to see Lord Ragnok."

"He is waiting for you with your wife. Right this way please." He said put a closed sign on his counter and led Elwood thorough a door and down a long hall way to a stone door that the goblin ran his finger down and it opened. Elwood walked in and the door was shut behind him. He looked around and saw Ragnok and Dawn sitting around a young man and he walked over to see a scars on his neck and he saw the boy was in pain and yelling but no sound came out. He really looked at the boy and saw a scar on his forehead.

"Harry Potter." He said looking at his wife and Ragnok.

"Lord Potter-Black." Ragnok corrected as he looked down at Harry and Elwood looked around and saw a bunch of doors.

"What is this place?" He asked.

"This is the room where we were going to do the operation and you are gong to be staying here for almost two years in this room and it will only be 8 months on the outside. Every eight hours out side this room is a day in here so there are three day's here in one day out there. That's just so we can see the aging process and help you to be able to go into the muggle world like we planned to test you." Ragnok said and Elwood nodded his head.

"What of Mr. Potter." Elwood said.

"When he wakes up we will ask him. I must go I have a trial to get to." And with that Ragnok left the room and made his way back to his office. One there he went through a door behind his desk and got into a cart that shot off.

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After an half hour cart ride Ragnok walked into the court room and looked around to see Amelia Bones and Cornelius Fudge sitting among the goblins with Aurors surrounding them when they just finished Molly Weasley and they only had Dumbledore to go. They gave him Veritaserum and his eyes clouded over.

"Name." The Goblin who gave him the potion asked

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore." Dumbledore said

"Age"

"154"

"Did you steal from Harry Potter?"

"Yes."

"How much."

"35,105,054 Galleons." Dumbledore answered

"Why did you do this to him?"

"Because after he defeats Voldemort he won't need it anymore as I'll kill him." Dumbledore answered and everyone gasped just as the Veritaserum started to wear off.

"Albus Dumbledore, Molly Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger all of your personal possessions will be given to Harry Potter to do with as he wants to make up for this injustice." The goblin council said

"The aforementioned are also to spend five years in Azkaban prison for theft and Albus Dumbledore for planned murder you will spend fifteen more years." Cornelius Fudge said and Dumbledore glared at everyone around him as he walked over to Molly, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione.

"I think not." He said as he pulled out a string that they all touched and disappeared.

"Aurors find them." Amelia Bones ordered and Ragnok shook his head with a sigh before leaving the room.

"I can't believe they let them escape." Ragnok said with a growl as he took the cart back to his office where there was a pale young man waiting for him. When he saw him Ragnok smiled slightly. "Hello Charlie."

"So can we do this yet or what." Charlie asked ignoring the greeting.

"We have to wait until tomorrow morning before we can start." Ragnok said

"Then why did you tell me to be here today." Charlie asked angrily.

"There has been a change in plan there might be a forth person with you." Ragnok said

"Well what do we have to wait for him to get here then."

"No we have to wait for him to finish turning." Ragnok said and Charlie groaned.

"Great a newborn." He muttered. "Fine I'll be back in the morning." He said and got up and left the office making Ragnok sigh.

"I really hope this works." He said before starting some paperwork.

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The next morning Ragnok went back into the time chamber and saw the antechamber was empty so he made his way to the only open door which was the hospital ward and saw Elwood and Dawn sitting by Harry's bed though he looked nothing like he did before he was bitten. He saw that Harry wasn't screaming anymore and looked up at Elwood and Dawn.

"How long has it been?" Ragnok asked.

"Three day's." Elwood said as he and Dawn looked at Ragnok.

"Good. That's good he should be up in a while." Ragnok said

"Who the fuck are you." They heard and looked down at Harry.

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Harry was in pain. A lot of fucking pain. He felt as though his body was on fire and it kept getting hotter. All he saw was a black void. He didn't know how long he was there but every now and then he would here voices. He didn't know what they said but he could hear them so he knew he would make it out of the horrible pain he was in. Slowly he felt the fire cooling down starting with his finger's and toes and working its way through his arms and legs freezing his blood as it went to his heart and finally froze the organ and with a final thump it stopped beating. Suddenly he felt very hungry and thirsty. He opened his eyes and looked up to see two people standing by him.

"Who the fuck are you?" He asked in a musical voice and they turned to look at him,

The man was at least 6'3 and looked fairly muscular in a tank top. He had short blonde hair and golden eyes. He looked at the woman and saw she was about 5'5 with a slender build. She had long wavy black hair full lip, and golden eyes. They both looked to be in there late twenties or early thirties. All in all they looked like a pair of gods.

"Ah hello Harold how are you feeling?" he heard and looked down to see Ragnok and he smelt a bitter taste in the air.

"Ragnok I'm fine what happened." Harry asked as he fluidly stepped up it was so smooth it was like he didn't even move and he was shocked.

"You were attacked Harold. By a vampire you were bitten and would most likely be dead right now if it weren't for Elwood and Dawn who saved you." Ragnok said.

"A vampire. Does that mean that I am a vampire to?" He asked and Ragnok nodded. "All the stuff in books and movies. Is it true?" Harry asked and Elwood answered.

"No it's not. We're not allergic to garlic, or crosses, or the sun. Garlic just has a strong smell that hurts our noses. Crosses are just crosses and the sun makes us glitter like we are covered in diamonds." He said

"We so you two are vampires as well. Do we need to drink blood?"

"Yes but we are different from most vampires. We only drink animal blood." Dawn answered. "Harry I'm sorry we couldn't get there earlier to stop that animal that bit you." Dawn said in a motherly voice.

"It's alright." Harry said momentarily distracted by what he saw in a mirror before looking at Dawn before his eye's shot back to the mirror and he was shocked. His black hair was still as unruly as ever but it had a shine to it. His usually green eyes were blood red. He had high cheekbones, a straight narrow nose, and full lips. His usually pale skin was even paler and it looked like a marble statue staring back at him.

"My eyes." Harry said looking at Elwood and Dawn. "What's wrong with my eyes? Why are mine red and yours are both golden?" He asked.

"Because you are hungry and after a few months as a newborn if you only drink animal blood they will turn gold." Said a voice and Harry quickly jumped back and crouched into a fighting position as a new person walked into the room. He looked to be about seventeen and he had short black hair neatly pushed back and was a little taller than Elwood. "Names Charlie I had a last name but I don't use it." He said.

"Harry Potter-Black." Harry said

"So you're the new blood that we were waiting for." He said with a sneer looking Harry up and down. "Can we get started now."

"Get started with what." Harry asked as he looked at the others in the room.

"Ah yes well Mr. Potter the Knight's here along with Charlie were suppose to come here yesterday to attend a special procedure that use goblin's came up with to give them back half of there humanity." Ragnok said.

"Can I join in it?" Harry asked

"Yes you can but let me tell you the rest before you agree to this. You are going to be spending almost two years in this time chamber working on way's to be able to fit into the muggle world. The Knight's will train to be able to get jobs in the modern world as they were born in 1870 and were turned in 1897. Charlie and you if you decide to join us will be training to catch up in school. When we leave this room if I am right Charlie will be almost nineteen and will be able to finish his senior year and you will be seventeen almost eighteen and will be going in at the end of the second quarter of the second semester at school. We were planning on staying in London but if you were here we would have to relocate and I don't know where we can go." Ragnok said suddenly thinking.

"Well since I threw off your plans I will be willing to offer my grandparents summer cottage in Forks, Washington."

"So you will be joining us excellent. I will look at Forks, Washington and see what it is like. So you will be in here for almost two year's let me show you around." Ragnok said and led them out of the room where there was a goblin waiting with a cup in his hand and Harry tensed as he smelt it and the goblin quickly sat it on the ground just as Harry leapt forward and grabbed the cup and drained it.

"Oh so good." Harry moaned out as he licked his lips clean before turning back to the small group with an apologetic smile. "Sorry about that." He said

"It's understandable." Dawn said as she walked over to him and wrapped one of her arms around him and led him back to the group.

"Shall we continue." Ragnok asked and led the group to one of the doors. "This is the largest bedroom for Elwood and Dawn it has its own full bathroom." He said and opened the door to show a large king sized bed and two large dressers and a bookcase then moved over to the next one. "This is the second bedroom also with its own bathroom." He said and opened the door and they saw a queen bed and a dresser and book case. Then the next room was the same.

"Now this room is the wishing room." He said and the others looked at him strangely. "My son named it when he was very young. It is like what is known as the Room of Requirements at Hogwarts School. What ever you need just walk past it three times and opened the door and it will be there. But unlike the Room of Requirements what ever this room makes can be brought out of the room and used. The next rooms are going to be used in training. We are going to have you working hard. Mr. Potter especially as you are going to have to catch up for five years of muggle schooling. So is there anything you would like brought here as we do the procedure." Ragnok asked Harry.

"I would like Sirius's bike brought here and maybe an old car that need's some work done. I could make some extra money where ever we go working on cars if I get some practice in. And if we won't be craving blood I would like my owl brought here." He said and Ragnok nodded.

"That would be a great idea. I hear there is good money in the muggle automobile industry. I will see what I can do." He said. "Now the goblins that are going to do the procedure are waiting out side if you would all go into the hospital wing and get changed into some hospital robes they will be right there. See you in a few days." He said so they went to the hospital wing and all stepped behind there own screens to change and Harry found that he had a six pack as he pulled off his shirt and put on the hospital robe. He walked out form behind the screen to see the others already standing there with ten goblins.

"Ahh there is Mr. Potter. Now we can begin." The biggest and oldest looking goblin said and waved at the goblins who paired into two and each grabbed one of the vampires as he himself grabbed Harry and led him back behind the curtain and had him sit on the bed. "Now what we are going to be doing is cutting your chest open and putting runes on your heart using phoenix tears. They will fight the venom as it tries to come to your heart while it fight's its way through your body and hopefully can make you fully human but as the venom of the vampire is the strongest substance on earth equal only to the phoenix tears they will likely fight each other and neither will win they will be forced to join each other and combine. But as the tears course through your blood it will help you live a human life while the venom will make it so you still have the powers of a vampire. We have only tried this procedure once before on a goblin two years ago and it turned out as a success. Since you are a vampire nothing can really keep you knocked out as the venom will negate any potions given to you, you will be up during the procedure. You will feel a lot of pain but we won't let you die. Do you understand?"

"Yes." Harry said nodding his head.

"Alright let's get started then." The goblin said and he grabbed a finger off of a tray. When he saw Harry looking at it he chuckled. "The only thing that can break through a vampire's skin is a vampire or werewolf." He said and Harry nodded wondering what Remus Lupin would say if he went and asked him to cut him open so he could get runes put on his heart.

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A/N Another chappy tell me what ya think. I know Harry's reasons for wanting a car to fix are lame but I would kill okay maybe not kill but maim a little bit to get to do what I am having him do. Next chapter we see the after affect's of the procedure and start the almost two years.