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*In the Main Office*

"Attention students!" Kemo announced over the intercom, "my hair needs Seto Kaiba, Marik Ishtar, Ryou Bakura, Duke Devlin, Miho Nosaka, and Serenity Wheeler to report to the Life Management room! That is all!"

*Life Management Room*

Kaiba, Marik, Bakura, Duke, Miho, and Serenity walked into the room. There were several chairs in the center that were arranged in a circle. In one of them sat a tall man with long, pink hair dressed in a formal suit.

"Vi 'ello shtudents," the man greeted with a thick, German accent, "I am Zigfried von Schroeder. I vill be teaching you how to control your anger problemsh."

"No f***ing way!!!" Kaiba exclaimed, "what are you doing here!? Don't you own Europe's largest gaming company!?"

"I did," Zigfried sighed, "but I losht all my shavings because of zee economy. Now then, sit!"

Everyone but Marik and Kaiba complied. Serenity and Bakura raised their hands.

"Um, pardon me," Bakura said, "but I don't think I should be here, since I have no trouble with anger."

"Tell zat to da fingerlessh shop teacher!" Zigfried barked.

Serenity spoke us as Bakura bowed his head in shame, "Sir, I know I shouldn't be here. I'm the sweetest girl on campus."

"Zen I pity thish school!" Zigfried said, "Vut kind of fourteen year old attacks a cop vith a chair!?" Serenity bowed her head in shame as well.

"So I assume that incident with the police is why Miho and I are here as well?" Duke asked. Zigfried nodded in response.

"Now zen," Zigfried announced, "ve vill start vith our first excershize!"

*Arcade*

Noah desperately tried reaching one of the controls, but somebody had beat him to it.

"HEY!" Noah growled, "that was mine!"

"Chill out little dude," the man said, "you'll get your turn."

Both Noah and the man stared at all the options on the screen. The man browsed through the characters until he came across a short boy with long, raven hair.

"Whoa, I've never seen him before!" the man exclaimed, "he looks really weak! I can't wait to kill him!"

Noah cringed and bit his lips at the man's comment. Then, the man turned and looked at Noah, then back at the character on the screen.

"Hey, he looks kinda like you," the man pointed out.

"Just pick your character!" Noah hissed.

"Alright, geez! Here, I picked Scorpion, you happy!?" he asked as he handed Noah the controller.

Noah rolled his eyes as he selected Mokuba. Mokuba was looking around the screen, as if he were very confused.

"Don't worry Mokuba," Noah assured (even though he couldn't hear him), "I'll free you, I promise!"

"Not with that wimpy character," someone behind him commented. Noah turned around and glared at them, then handed them the controller.

*In the Shadow Realm*

Yugi, Solomon, and Shadi continued to look around, hoping to find the principal.

"It's too bad that Key didn't work. I thought for sure my friends would hear me," Yugi muttered, "how big is this place?"

"It goes on for all eternity," Shadi answered, "yet for some reason, Bakura managed to fill it up…"

They all heard groaning and cursing coming from behind a gravestone. They watched curiously as Bakura sat up and brushed dirt off from him.

"Well, speak of the devil," Solomon commented, "what are you doing in here?"

Bakura turned around and glared at them, "that idiot Tristan sent me here!"

The three of them gasped in unison. Yugi spoke up, "how on Earth did he manage to do that!?"

Bakura cackled, "it seems that your pointy-haired friend isn't so innocent. He stole Marik's Millennium Rod and used it to banish me here."

"NO WAY!" Yugi exclaimed, "he would never do that!"

"Tell me, little Yugi," Bakura asked, "when was the last time you had an actual conversation with him?"

*FLASHBACK*

"Hey Yugi," Tristan asked, "should I give this necklace to Miho or Serenity? ……Yugi?"

"That's nice Fred," Yugi said as he looked through his Duel Monsters cards.

*END OF FLASHBACK*

"Uh….come to think of it, Tristan and I really don't know each other at all. He's kind of a back-up friend."

"Yeah, like Ryou," Solomon noted, "he's everyone's back-up friend. And yet, they never need him."

"Enough with the chitter-chatter," Shadi fumed, "have you seen the principal around here!?"

"If I say yes, will you go away?" Bakura asked bitterly. Shadi and Yugi nodded. "Alright. Yes, I have. She's sitting by a tree somewhere crying her eyes out. Happy?"

"Yes," Shadi said, "come on you two, let's go."

Shadi and the Mutos turned and walked away.

"HEY!" Bakura yelled, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO FREE ME!? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, COME BACK!"

*Back in the Life Management Room*

"Alright zen," Zigfried announced, "has everyone finished zeir lettersh?" Everyone nodded.

"Good!" Zigfried continued, "now, rip zem up, and write one telling the person what you like about--"

Marik raised his hand, "um, we weren't supposed to send those?"

Zigfried's eyes grew large as he screamed, "No you imbecile! NO!!! Ugh, did anyone else send zeir lettersh?"

Kaiba raised his hand, "I did. I wanted them to know exactly what I thought of them!"

Zigfried screamed again. Then, he heard a loud knocking on the door. He opened it and saw a large crowd surrounding the building with pitchforks and torches.

"WHERE'S KAIBA!?" Ishizu yelled.

Zigfried slammed the door shut and placed a chair in front of it.

"Um, I think ve have a problem," Zigfried muttered.

"We certainly do!" Duke yelled, as he held up a piece of paper, "you're a dead man Kaiba!"

Duke, Miho, Bakura, and Marik seemed to have gotten letters from Kaiba. Duke handed one to Zigfried. Zigfried scanned through it, then turned and glared at Kaiba. Serenity tried to intervene.

"Now look guys," she said calmly, "this is an anger management class, right? So, let's all calm down and talk things out smoothly."

"Um, Ren," Miho said, tapping on Serenity's shoulder, "you got one too."

Serenity snatched the letter from Miho and quickly read through it. Her face turned red and she bit her lip.

"KILL THAT SON OF A *****!!!" she hollered.

Everyone charged towards Kaiba and struggled to hold him down. Duke spit in his face as Marik punched him in the leg. Kaiba yelled and cursed for them to get off.

*Back in the Shadow Realm*

Shadi, Yugi, and Solomon continued to wander around the graveyard. They stopped when they began to hear yelling. They looked to the right and saw the principal trying to calm down two girls who were slapping each other.

"YOU'RE FAT!" one of them yelled. "NO YOU ARE!" the other yelled.

"MRS. YUDAI!" Shadi yelled. The principal looked up at him and rushed over.

"Oh thank God!" she yelled, "I thought I was going to be trapped here forever!"

"It's okay," Shadi assured, "now, let's get out of here."

Shadi's Millennium Key lit up, and a blinding light swallowed up the group.

*Out on the School Patio*

Shadi, Yugi, Solomon, the principal, and the two fat girls teleported back into the real world. Just when they thought the worst was over, they looked around them and saw chaos. Joey was on a stretcher being put into an ambulance truck while holding a Big Mac, freshmen were beating up seniors, Dartz, Mai, and the guidance counselor were hanging from tree branches by their underwear, and a large crowd of people had Kaiba tied up onto a wooden pillar and were pouring kerosene at the base.

"STOP THIS!!!" the principal screamed.

Everyone stopped to turn and look at her. Zigfried put down the torch he was going to place at Kaiba's feet.

"I don't believe this!" she yelled, "I was in the Shadow Realm for less than two hours, and the entire school fell apart! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"

Joey threw down his Big Mac while the others tried to help down Dartz, Mai, Kaiba, and the counselor.

"Zigfried!" the principal yelled, "why did you try to have a student burned at the stake!?!"

"He vas insulting everyone!" he answered.

"He deserves to burn!!!" Serenity yelled as she held up a lighter.

"If I couldn't have him, nobody could!" Miho pouted as she held a pitchfork.

Yugi immediately ran over and helped Kaiba down. Kaiba ran over to punch Zigfried, but the principal held him back.

"I don't believe this!" the principal continued, "you don't deserve to be in charge of our anger management program! I'm switching you to lunch duty!"

Zigfried moaned as Kaiba pointed and laughed.

"Now, all of you, go back to class!" she ordered.

Everyone grumbled as they put down their weapons and walked across campus.

*Back at the Arcade*

"Alright everybody!" a spokesman announced, "it's time for round three! It will be Noah Kaiba against Panic!"

Noah got up on the platform alongside a huge man with long black hair in a trench coat. Noah's eyes grew as he got a better look at the man.

"OH MY GOD!" he yelled, "ARE YOU THE INCREDIBLE HULK!?!"

Panic stared Noah down and laughed.

"No, but I do have incredible skills! They don't call me the Eliminator for nothing!"

Noah gulped and looked away, "why do I have the feeling I'm going to die?"

"Alright!" the spokesman announced, "pick up your controllers!"
Noah picked his up and selected Mokuba. Panic picked his up and pressed down with his thumb. He looked down and realized his fingers were too large for the controller, for his thumb had hit every button. Noah smiled as he realized he had the upper hand.

Panic had accidentally selected Raiden. He desperately tried to activate his moves, but he was hitting too many buttons at once. Noah pressed a few buttons, causing Mokuba to pull out a sword.

"WHOA! Where did he get that!?" Noah asked nobody in particular.

Mokuba took the sword and stabbed Raiden in the chest. Within a few minutes, Mokuba killed Panic's character off. Panic yelled in frustration, and squeezed his controller. He squeezed it too hard, and it shattered into a million pieces.

"Panic is automatically disqualified!" the spokesman announced, "Noah wins round three!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!" Panic cried as he got down on the floor, still holding the broken controller.

"Thank God," Noah sighed, "only 52 more rounds to go!"

*Lunch*

The bell had rung, releasing everybody from their forth period classes. Yugi and his friends rushed into the cafeteria to get some food. They stood in line as they watched some rather familiar people moving around in the kitchen.

"Valon! Hurry it up!" Zigfried yelled.

"Sorry mate!" Valon yelled as he threw pizzas into the oven, "Mako's out back fishing still."

"Ugh!" Zigfried grunted, "ve'll never have the fish sticks ready in time! Vat about the mashed potatoes?"

"Your sister forgot to peel them," Valon said as he pointed to a short kid with long, purple hair pulled back into a ponytail.

"ZAT IS A BOY!!!" Zigfried yelled in frustration.

Joey and the others stared in disbelief.

"What the hell?" Joey asked, "is there anyone we know who doesn't work at this school!?"

"I think it's pretty safe to say 'no'," Yugi answered.

"Well they'd better hurry up!" Joey yelled, "I'm starving!"

"Didn't you just have a 1,000 calorie meal!?!" Tea asked.

"Dat's right," Joey said with a grin, "and now me and dat meal are gonna be in da Guinness Book of World Records!"

Tea buried her face in her hands as Yugi stared at Tristan, who had bulges sticking out of various part of his clothes. Tristan noticed his stare and looked at him.

"What?" he asked.

"Oh, um, well," Yugi said, "the Thief Bakura claimed that you stole the Millennium Rod and sent him to the Shadow Realm."

"He's lying!" Tristan lied, "I can't even believe you'd take his word over mine! We've been friends forever!"

"Well, I was just asking," Yugi said, "plus, there's some weird bulges in your clothes. And one of them looks a lot like the Millennium Rod."

"Well it isn't!" Tristan snapped, "it's a tumor!"

Finally, the line began to move, and Yugi and his friends grabbed their trays and utensils. Yugi held up his tray, and Zigfried dropped a bunch of lettuce and cheese onto it.

"Zere you go, Caesar salad, enjoy!"

Yugi and his friends stared at their food in disappointment. They scurried over to the nearest table available.

"Man, dis bites!" Joey griped, "this hardly counts as an appetizer for a third world country!"

"WHAT!? YOU CAN'T FEED ME THIS!"

Everyone looked up and saw a very angry Kaiba standing in the lunch-line.

"I demand a real meal!" he yelled, "send this back!"

Kaiba took his tray and threw it into the back of the kitchen. Lettuce and cheese landed in Valon's and Leon's hair.

"Zigfried!" Valon yelled, "he got the lettuce in the taters!"

The lunchroom doors opened and Dartz walked into the cafeteria. Kaiba turned around and stared at him.

"Come on guys," Yugi said as he stood up, "let's go outside."

His friends ditched their trays and followed him out onto the patio. The patio was filled with delinquents that had been banned from the lunchroom. They sat down on a bench under a tree and watched Marik tease some freshmen. Suddenly, they turned their heads and saw Weevil and Rex pouring glue all over part of the bench.

"What are guys doing?" Tea asked with concern.

"We're pouring glue all over this end of the bench," Rex snickered, "and then, we're gonna drag Marik over here and shove his face in it!"

"He'll be stuck there for weeks!" Weevil snickered.

Suddenly, Dartz walked up to Yugi and his friends. Weevil and Rex quickly ran off.

"Yugi, I just wanted to thank you for getting Mrs. Yudai back," Dartz said.

"It's no problem," Yugi insisted, "really."

"I'm grateful," Dartz said as he sat down at the far end of the bench, where the glue had been.

Yugi's eyes and his friends' eyes grew large as they realized what had happened.

"So," Dartz asked, unaware of that fact he was sitting in super-glue, "how are you guys doing?"

"Um…we have to go do homework," Tea sat as she stood up.

"Alright," Dartz said as Yugi and his friends got up and left, "I'll see you later. It's so nice to see kids so involved with school."

Dartz remained sitting, even after everyone had left and the bell had rang. Suddenly, he tried to sit up, but could not; he was stuck to the bench.

"Ugh," he commented, "I knew I shouldn't have had so much pie!"

A/N: There you go, Mrs. Yudai is back, and the school is still a mess. Don't worry about the Thief Bakura—he won't be trapped for very long. Feel free to leave a review.