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*Health*

Kaiba sighed as he struggled to watch the film on conception. Not only did the topic gross him out, but the way Tea stared at him during certain parts made him uncomfortable. Finally, after about five minutes, he had enough.

"Can I use the bathroom?" he asked as he raised his hand.

"No," Allister spat.

"I'll pee right here!" Kaiba growled.

"Just try it," Allister hissed.

Kaiba bravely stood up, walked over to a corner and unzipped his pants.

"FINE!" Allister finally gave in, "but you have to be back in five minutes!"

"Finally!" Kaiba spat as he grabbed the pass.

*In the Halls*

Marik and the yami Bakura laughed hysterically as they rode around campus, destroying various shrubs and flowers in the process. Suddenly, Marik looked up and saw Kaiba walking towards the bathroom. The yami Bakura noticed Marik glaring.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Grr!" Marik growled, "he almost got my sister arrested!"

The thief grinned, "want me to run him down?"

"Please do," Marik answered.

The thief took his foot off the break and drove straight for Kaiba at top speed. The annoyed CEO heard a strange noise and looked to his right. His eyes grew large as he saw the Tractor-Puller heading his way. In desperation, he screamed at the top of his lungs and ran off down the hall.

Mai sighed as she walked out of the office. She had just finished drinking an espresso and had to use the bathroom. As she pulled out her cell phone to check for new voicemail, Kaiba ran smack into her; causing them both to fall down.

"Hey!" she screeched as he pulled himself off from her, "what is your problem!?"

She looked up as she heard loud laughing over the roar of an engine. Her eyes grew large as she became frozen with shock.

"RUN!" Kaiba ordered as he got up and took off.

The attractive blonde followed behind him as the sadistic duo continued speeding down the walkway.

*Integrated Science*

"Alright," Rebecca said as she looked over her clipboard, "since it's been decided that Pluto is no longer a planet, we will have to reorganize our groups for the solar system projects."

The class whined as the young teacher cleaned the board.

"Damn scientists, always making things complicated for us!" Duke griped as he pounded on his desk.

Rebecca sighed as she rubbed her temples, "alright; Duke, get with Tristan and Jaiquan. And Gapbrizelle can get with Prefcious and Xenu."

"Do you ever get the feeling that parents are making names too unique now?" Tristan asked Duke as he moved next to him.

"Who cares?" Duke scoffed, "can we just get started already?"

"If you'll go up and get the crayons," Jaiquan said.

Duke sighed and walked up front to get art supplies. He smiled as he picked up a crayon box.

"Sweet! There's 100 of these bad boys in here!"

Just as he opened it to look inside, someone snatched it from him.

"Hey!" he exclaimed, and then pouted, "Fine, there's only like, 12 in there anyway."

*In a random closet*

Kaiba and Mai panted as they took refuge in a nearby closet.

"Hey!" someone yelled as they both jumped.

They turned around to face Odion, who was sitting on a wooden crate. They looked around and saw that the walls were decorated with photos and that there was a small TV and bowl of soup in the corner.

"Do you live in here?" Mai asked curiously.

"Sometimes," Odion admitted, "the school gets so messy that I just stay here cleaning for days on end. It's still not as bad as the shadow realm though. What are you two doing in here?"

"Hiding from your psychotic brother," Kaiba snarled.

Odion's eyes got big as he stood up, "what has master Marik done this time?"

"Him and Bakura hijacked a tractor-puller and are chasing students down with it," Mai answered with a shudder.

Odion sighed as he rubbed his temples, "I'll just have to stop him myself. You two stay here."

Kaiba scoffed as Odion picked up a mop and left the room, "as if."

Mai pouted as he began turning the knob, "and just where are you going!?"

"Back to class," he answered, "there's no way I'm sticking around in this shack with you…it gives me bad memories of the orphanage…"

"You too?" Mai asked as she raised an eyebrow.

The young CEO spun around and stared at her, "you were an orphan?"

"No," she admitted with a sigh, "but I may as well have been…"

*FLASHBACK, Mai's POV*

"Daddy," a miniature Mai whined as her rich parents sat before a fireplace, "my tooth hurts."

"That's nice Luanne," he said as he continued reading.

"Its Mai daddy," the young girl corrected.

"JEEVES!" her mother yelled for the butler, "that thing is in here again!"

"Right away madam," the servant said as he dragged Mai out of the room.

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Kaiba remained speechless as tears swelled up in the woman's eyes. He gave her an awkward glance as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Well…bye," he said as he left the room.

*History*

"Alright then," Ishizu said as she held up a tape, "we're going to watch a documentary about ancient Greece."

"300!?" Joey asked enthusiastically.

"No," Ishizu replied sternly, "that movie is incredibly inaccurate, and not to mention bloody."

"Come on," he insisted, "the Greeks coulda made a tower out of bodies if they wanted to."

Yugi buried his face in his hands as Ishizu sighed. She put the tape in the VCR and began playing it.

"You know Joey," Yugi said as the blonde put his head down to go to sleep, "you might wanna watch this."

"Why's dat?" the blonde questioned as he sat up.

Ishizu walked around the room handed out piles of paperwork.

"That's why," Yugi said as Joey groaned.

"Forget it!" he grumbled as Ishizu handed him the paper, "I'll just guess on it."

"Whatever," the Egyptian grumbled, "it's your grade."

*Back in Health*

Allister looked up as Kaiba re-entered the room, panting as he leaned back against the door.

"What took you so long!?" the frustrated sub spat.

"Marik and Bakura chased me down the hallway with a tractor-puller," the CEO responded.

"That's got to be the dumbest excuse I've ever heard!" Allister yelled as he walked towards the door, "for being tardy, you'll have to serve detention with me this afternoon!"

"BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!" Kaiba yelled.

Suddenly, a loud banging noise came from the door. Allister opened it to see Mai standing around panting. Before he could say anything, Mai ran into the room and closed the door.

"They almost got me!" she screamed as she curled up into the fetal position, "they're merciless!"

"What's going on?" he asked in confusion as he turned to face Kaiba.

"Marik and Bakura!" Mai answered, "I watched them attempt to run down a group of preschoolers visiting the Agriculture field! Then they tried to come after me!"

"THIS IS AWFUL!" Allister yelled as he threw his magazine aside, "I'm alerting Dartz right now!"

*Back in the Halls*

The thief Bakura and Marik laughed as their vehicle hit a nearby dumpster. Suddenly, they heard a muffled scream coming from inside it.

"Is that a dog?" Marik asked as he raised an eyebrow.

The thief stood up and looked inside it, "no, it's a person!"

"Should we help?" Marik asked as the man inside nodded.

"Alright then," the thief growled to the man, "we'll help you; but you gotta give us one hundred bucks each. Deal?"

The man eagerly nodded. The sadistic yami sighed as he took the tape and ropes off from him.

"Thanks for the help boys," Gozaburo said as he climbed out, "now I can get back to work!"

"Not so fast!" the thief hissed, "remember our agreement?"

"Oh alright!" he grumbled as he pulled out his wallet. He suddenly looked at his money and sighed, "I'm really going to miss you."

"Yeah yeah," the thief said, "cut the melodramatic crap already! It's starting to give me a rash!"

Gozaburo sighed and handed the duo the money.

"Teaching, here I come!" he yelled as he ran off.

*Back in Integrated Science*

"Alright Ms. Hawkins!" Tristan announced excitedly as his team-mates held up their poster, "we're ready to present the planet Mars!"

Rebecca looked at the poster and screeched. The poster consisted of a reddish-brown block covered with glitter and random words. At the top of the poster were big, bold letters that spelt out 'MaRz'.

"THAT'S NOT A PLANET!" Rebecca screamed, "THAT'S A MONSTER!"

"Well sooory!" Duke snarled, "they can't all be perfect, Ms. I Love Earth!"

"Well," Rebecca said with a sigh, "I suppose looks aren't everything. Let me hear the report."

"Mars," Tristan read as he held up a sheet of paper, "the red planet! Mars is the fourth planet from the sun, and is the only known planet to house Martians. The End!"

"THAT'S IT!?" Rebecca screamed, "you spent all week on THAT!?"

"I'd like to see you do better," Tristan grumbled.

"Just for that, you get an F!" the young girl scolded, "now step aside so the other students can present theirs!"

*Geometry*

"Alright class," the principal chirped happily, "since your teacher has returned, you will no longer have to spend the period in the parking lot!"

"But miss!" Mokuba protested as Gozaburo grinned evily, "he's clearly evil!"

"Nonsense!" the principal objected as the ex-CEO pulled out a sledgehammer, "he's just big on discipline; which I wish more teachers would do. Be good ya'll!"

Everyone gulped as Gozaburo locked the door shut and pressed a button on his desk. Suddenly, laser beam-like bars appeared on the windows. Serenity and Miho stuck their pencils in one, only to have them zapped into a small pile of ashes.

"Now then!" the ex-CEO hissed, "let's cover the circumference of a three-inch cylinder!"

A/N: Gozaburo just gets more evil with each period, huh? Btw, it was the pencils that got turned into ash, not Serenity and Miho (I'm not sure if it was clear enough). And no, I didn't misspell those kids' names; that was intentional. Tell me what you thought about this chapter.