Disclaimer: Still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh
Thank you for the reviews everyone. You have probably noticed that the summary for the story had changed yesterday and it said the story had been updated; yet there was no new chapter. There was an error when I tried posting this yesterday and it somehow deleted itself. I suppose this happened when I had tried to go back and re-edit the chapter. I didn't catch onto it until just this afternoon. I'm terribly sorry for the confusion; I hope it doesn't happen again! Now that everything's been taken care of, you can finally read this new chapter.
*In the Halls*
Marik and the thief Bakura had parked their vehicle by the soccer field and were smoking some cigarettes.
"I can't wait for the bell to ring," Marik grumbled as the thief puffed a smoke ring, "are you going to the game tonight by any chance?"
"Why of course," the thief answered with a grin, "I can't wait to see what effects my curse will have on our home team. We're supposed to be playing the Okinawa Shrews."
"Aren't they from that rich, emo school?" Marik asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"Why yes," a voice said from behind them.
The sadistic duo jumped as they turned around. Standing behind them was no other than Odion.
"Master Marik, I beg you to go to class before Dartz gets here," he begged, "I don't want you getting into anymore trouble."
"Dartz is coming!?" Marik panicked as he stood up. Odion nodded.
"See ya later Bakura!" Marik yelled as he ran off.
"Pussy," the thief muttered under his breath.
"Oh, I almost forgot something," Odion said as he whipped out his broom.
The thief Bakura screamed as Odion began hitting him mercilessly.
"That's for trying to steal Marik's rod!" he yelled as he stopped.
The yami growled and crossed his arms as he watched the ex-Rare hunter walk off down the hall.
"Everyone at this school is an imbecile," he muttered.
*Health*
"Alright then," Allister said as he turned off the video, "I think you all get the idea. I don't even know why I had to show you this. If you don't understand procreation at your age, then there just isn't hope for you."
"Uh, I didn't," a boy said as he raised his hand, which caused everyone to start laughing.
"That's enough!" Allister yelled as the class quieted down, "now then, the school board wants me to give you condoms to promote safe sex. So everyone come up and grab one; if you choose not to, then don't come crying to me when you get an STD."
"Alright," Kaiba said aloud with a smirk, "just make sure Gardner leaves some for the rest of us."
Everyone busted into laughter as Tea stood up and growled.
"That does it!" she yelled.
Before anyone knew what was happening, Tea had Kaiba pinned to the ground. Everyone watched in horror as Tea slapped him across the face. Kaiba quickly pushed her off him, and then dived on top of her.
"BREAK IT UP!" Allister yelled as he ran over towards them.
*P.E.*
Marik groaned as he walked into the gymnasium. Raphael looked over at him and frowned.
"Where have you been for the past thirty-five minutes!?" he demanded.
"Uh…the office," he lied, "for burning down the science wing."
"Whatever," Raphael snorted, "Just get in line for your physical. I'm supposed to report on how unfit our students are."
"Yes sir," he grumbled as he walked over to a bench press.
He laid down on the padding as Raphael got behind him. He looked up at the bar hanging over his face, and attempted to lift it. He groaned and gasped for air as he began kicking his legs. Despite his struggle, he still couldn't lift it off the hinges.
"Geez!" Marik yelled in frustration, "how many weights did you put on this thing!?"
He looked up at Raphael and noticed an odd look on his face.
"Uh, I didn't put any weights on it yet," he answered as he continued staring at Marik in disbelief.
Marik became awkwardly silent as he sat back up. Raphael shook his head and began scribbling something down on a notepad.
"Mr. Ishtar, you are incredibly out of shape," Raphael scolded, "In fact, I'm wondering if the other exams will kill you or not."
"So…," Marik began to wonder, "does this mean I get an F?"
"No," Raphael sighed, "unfortunately, I'm not allowed to grade you on such things. However, I suggest that you start lifting weights and eating more protein. Now, if you want, you can help clean up around the gym; just make sure you're doing something."
"Sir yes sir!" Marik obeyed as he ran towards the back.
*Back in Health*
Kaiba punched Allister as he attempted to break up the fight. Allister landed on top of a nearby table and knocked himself (as well as three other students) out cold. Tea growled as she jumped onto Kaiba's back and attempted to strangle him from behind. After two more minutes of this, the young CEO became frustrated and pulled her off from him. He then lifted her and tossed her through a two-way mirror.
Tea screamed as the glass shattered and fell onto the floor. Luckily, the shards of glass didn't scratch her, and she got back onto her feet. She then picked up a large shard and charged after Kaiba with it.
*Geometry*
"Alright students," Gozaburo said with a sadistic smile, "I have another fun assignment. You will be allowed to form groups of threes. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS!"
Everyone quickly scurried around the room (while attempting to drag around the ball-chains that Gozaburo had attached to their ankles). Mokuba had managed to group up with Serenity and Miho; which they were very happy about.
"Alright then," Gozaburo said with a smirk, "you all have to solve the equation on the board and punch it into the calculators on your desks. Attached to the calculators are bombs; and if you do not enter the correct number within five minutes, the bombs will explode! HAVE FUN!"
Everyone gasped in horror as Gozaburo ran out of the room, laughing maniacally as he headed for his car to drive away.
"NO!" Miho screamed, "I'm too young to die!"
"We gotta figure this out somehow!" Mokuba yelled.
"But how?" Serenity asked as tears formed in her eyes.
"I'll assist you!" someone yelled from the front.
Everyone turned their attention to the computer on the front desk. On the monitor appeared a young, green-haired boy.
"NOAH!" Mokuba exclaimed.
*In the Halls*
"Alright children," the preschool teacher sighed as the kids lagged behind her, "I know this hasn't exactly been a good day, so we'll just take a quick bathroom break and then leave."
"Can't we go see Yugi again!?" Chibi Jaden whined, "He wasn't dangerous!"
"We don't know where he is," Chibi Chazz pointed out, "and I gotta pee!"
The teacher was so busy trying to comfort the cranky toddlers; she failed to notice an old troublemaker sneaking up on them.
"Why hello there children," the thief Bakura hissed, "back so soon?"
The group turned around and screamed as they saw the spirit of the Ring kicking back in the tractor puller he had earlier used to chase them down with.
"SECURITY!" the teacher screamed as she looked around desperately.
The thief grinned and crossed his arms, "don't bother; there's nobody around this time of day. Besides, I already got my fill out of running you losers down."
"You're sick!" the teacher growled as she looked at him in disgust.
"Why thank you," the thief said with a grin.
Before anything else could be said, a pair of angry teenagers jumped through one of the hallway windows. The group screamed as they watched Kaiba and Tea kicking and punching each other.
"HOLY RA!" the thief exclaimed, "This is the most exciting thing I've seen all day!"
"LET'S GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE!" the teacher yelled as she dragged her students away.
"This school is awful!" little Chazz exclaimed, "I'm gonna make sure my daddy sends me to a different school when I get bigger!"
"Me too!" Chibi Jaden and Alexis agreed in unison.
*Back in Geometry*
"The answer to the equation is 482!" Noah exclaimed, "Punch it in, HURRY!"
The students frantically pressed the buttons on the calculator as sweat poured out from their adolescent bodies.
"OH NO!" one girl exclaimed, "I PUT IN 481!"
"FIX IT!" one of her team-mates pleaded.
The girl screamed as sparks and smoke began to appear around the bomb. Suddenly, there was a flash of bright light followed by a loud 'boom'. Everyone screamed and ducked for cover as shards of wood flew across the room.
"SUZIE!!!" a girl screamed as she reached out her hand for the unconscious girl.
Suzie (the girl who messed up the equation) woke up and looked around.
"I'M ALIVE!?" she exclaimed.
"OH NO!" Mokuba yelled as he covered his nose, "IT WAS A STINK BOMB!"
Everyone began coughing as a green gas cloud flooded the room. Kids began falling onto the floor as they attempted to punch in the remaining numbers.
"We've got to put in the numbers!" Serenity wheezed as she tried to sit back up.
"I-I'm trying!" Mokuba said with a cough, "but, the smell!"
Noah stared at the class in horror as more kids began dropping like flies.
*History*
"Now then," Ishizu said with a sigh, "everyone take out your books and turn to page 384---"
Suddenly, the class door swung open; revealing a short, blonde girl with glasses. Ishizu and the students stared in confusion as they saw kids running around in panic out in the halls.
"You need to get out of here!" Rebecca ordered, "Someone set off a stink bomb!"
"THE FUMES ARE HEADING THIS WAY!" Tristan yelled as he stuck his head in the doorway.
Ishizu stood up and blew her whistle, causing everyone to scream and cover their ears.
"Alright kids!" she announced, "Everyone form a single-file line---"
Her students stood up and screamed as they headed for the door. Ishizu was knocked down by passing students as she desperately tried to restore order. Within a mere ten seconds, the area was cleared except for Ishizu, who was lying on the ground in pain.
"I need a new job," she grumbled.
*Guidance*
"And then what happened?" the counselor asked Mai; who was shaking as she laid on the sofa.
"And then, Marik pointed his rod at me and trapped me inside an hour glass!" she said on the verge of tears.
She then curled up and began bawling as she hid her face in her hands. The counselor leaned over and gave her a pat on the shoulder.
"It's going to be okay," she assured as Mai sniffled, "Everything will be alright. You're safe now."
"BOMB!" they heard someone yell from outside the door.
The door then flung open, revealing a very panicked Shadi.
"EVACUATE TO THE BACK FIELD!" he ordered.
Mai stared in horror as she watched him run off, and then began crying more loudly.
*Geometry*
Kaiba and Tea continued punching each other as they wandered around campus. Tea jumped onto Kaiba, sending them both back against the door to Gozaburo's classroom. Indulged in their rage, they ignored the green fumes seeping from under the door.
Suddenly, the door gave way, sending them both onto the floor. They began coughing as the fumes finally started getting to them.
"What's that horrible stench!?" Kaiba spat as he covered his nose and mouth.
They began hearing weak moans and movement from somewhere in the fog covered room. Kaiba and Tea squinted their eyes in attempt to see who or what was making the sound. Suddenly, several students approached them as they coughed loudly. The young CEO's eyes widened as he recognized one of the students.
"MOKUBA!?" he exclaimed.
"Seto," the young boy moaned weakly as he crawled on the ground, "help…me."
Kaiba and Tea charged in and began pulling students off the ground. They then dragged each kid out one at a time; all while trying to cover their noses and mouth with their other hand. After about five minutes, they managed to drag the last one out. Kaiba groaned as he realized who it was he was pulling out. The girl's eyes fluttered, and then popped open as a grin overtook her face.
"MR. KAIBA!" Miho squealed, "YOU SAVED ME!"
Tea stood and laughed as she watched the blue haired girl hug Kaiba and violate his face with dozens of kisses. Just as this was happening, a group of men in radioactive suits approached the area; and the gas began to clear.
"MEN ALIVE!" one of them exclaimed, "there are…men alive here."
"It's all thanks to Mr. Kaiba!" Miho cheered as she continued hugging the CEO (while he attempted to push her away), "He saved us!"
"HELLO!" Tea protested as she waved her arms, "I helped!"
"Really?" Miho asked as some of the students began waking up, "I didn't see you."
"I DID!" Tea whined as she pointed to the kids, "Ask them!"
"Uh, actually," Mokuba said as he and the others rubbed their heads, "We didn't see anything. We were pretty much out cold."
"Well then," another man in a radioactive suit said, "I suppose this medal will just go to Mr. Kaiba. Congratulations, hero!"
Kaiba grinned as he grabbed the medal. Tea gritted her teeth and balled up her fists; then screamed as she got down onto her knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" she cried (like Vader from Revenge of the Sith).
*The Back Field*
Everyone cheered as the final bell rang. The principal pulled out her walkie-talkie as it began beeping.
"The situation has been taken care of," someone said from the other line, "Odion is cleaning up the bombs as we speak."
"Alright then," the principal said before hanging up. She then pulled out her megaphone and made an announcement, "The situation is under control! You may all go home! Remember, tonight is the big game between the Domino Dominoes and the Okinawa Shrews!"
Everyone cheered as they began running off campus. Yugi met up with Joey and Tristan as they walked across the field.
"I can't wait for the big game," Joey said with a grin.
"Yeah," Yugi agreed, "Even though this has been a very crazy day, I have a feeling it's not over yet."
"And right you are, pharaoh!" the thief cackled from afar.
He grinned from behind the bleachers as he watched the other kids leave, "because tonight, I will take your puzzle, and finally gain control of the Millennium forces!"
He let out a maniacal laugh as he crept out to make his way back home.
A/N: Ah, quite the finale for the end of the school period. There will be probably one or two chapters revolving around the big game, so this story will be coming to a close soon; probably just in time for the fic's one year anniversary. Wow, has it really been one year? It just doesn't seem like it's been that long. Well, give me your thoughts on this chapter and the story overall.