Hayate Say What?

Team GEMINI

Women's Clothing

Nanoha opened the door to her apartment and noticed Yuuno's shoes by the door. Figuring her childhood friend was here, she decided to look for him.

"Yuuno-kun, are you here?" Nanoha called out. She looked everywhere for the blonde haired man, but realized she didn't check the master bedroom. She rushed over and noticed that the door was closed. "I thought I left this door open…" she said to herself as she reached for the doorknob. Giving it a firm twist, the door creak open. "Yuuno-kun, good thing you're here, I have some good news to tell you."

"Wait, Nanoha don't come in!" Yuuno shouted in a panic.

"Nyahaha, too late—Yuuno-kun, is that my green dress?" Nanoha asked, stupefied by the sight before her. "And… my bra?"

"…"

"And are those Fate's panties!?" Nanoha shouted with a disgusted tone. "And wait a minute… how'd you even fill the bra up?" Her eye caught onto a thin white sheet sticking out from beneath Yuuno's arm. "Is that tissue?"

Yuuno gulped. "This isn't want you think…"

"Where are you?" a deep male voice called out.

Nanoha frowned and Yuuno stiffed up (not literally of course). "This definitely isn't what you think!"

Once again the deep male voice called out. "Yuu-chan, I'm going to get you…"

"That… is not Shari." Nanoha stated flatly.

"Yuuno baby, sorry I took so long." The bathroom door opened revealing Chrono wearing a leopard print leotard. "Oh my God, Nanoha!"

Nanoha stood there speechless. Her best friend and her brother in law were in her bedroom wearing unmentionables. "Fuck this. I'm leaving. Burn that dress. I mean it." she said with a growl. "Oh and I want Fate's panties back."

Yuuno sighs and mumbles, "And I thought they looked good on me too…"

"Trust me girlfriend… no." Nanoha deadpanned.

"Can I keep the dress?" Yuuno asked nervously. "I like the colour…"

Nanoha rubbed her temples and sighed. "Fine, it brings out your eyes… and your fat ass."

"Okay, ouch… but what about the bra? It's easier to fill than Fate's." Yuuno adjusted the brazier and puffed out his chest.

"Okay, that was low…" Nanoha growled, her patience draining by the second. "But at least it's still bigger than your package."

Chrono snickered in the background, clearly enjoying the scene that was playing before him. "What package? I just see a stump, y'know like a Ken doll."

"Oh shut up! At least I look hotter in a dress than you do in a leotard!" Yuuno snapped back doing that strange "Z" shape snapping thing. "Mmhmm…"

"You take that back!" Chrono gasped out with tears in his eyes.

Nanoha stomped her foot and defended her brother-in-law. "He looks fabulous in that! Just like Justin Timberlake when he did that parody of all the single ladies! And I mean all of them…"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Hayate shot up in bed screaming her lungs off. The sweat rolled off of her face as she caught her breath. "That's it… no more fanfiction before going to bed." A silent rustling beside her caused Hayate to look to her left.

"What's wrong, Hayate?" Fate asked with a seductive look on her handsome face.

"Okay… still in a dream." Hayate said with a nod of her head. "But I approve."

"A dream? Don't be silly, Hayate-chan." Hayate looked to her right, her jaw dropping as she saw who was sitting to her right. "Come on, we've got a busy day tomorrow. Let's get some shut eye okay?"

"N-Nanoha—… chan?" Hayate stuttered. Slapping herself, Hayate grinned. "Best. Dream. EH-VAAH!"