The black chocobo

Disclaimer: I don't own any final fantasy characters or the games…if I had, final fantasy will be a whole different genre

---Chocobos---

Cloud came in with their breakfast.

"Thank Gaia! Our savoir has come to save us from starvation!" Zack stated happily.

Cloud just ignored him and handed out the food. Yuffie smelt it with a happy grin on her face 'Finally I can eat the bacon muhahahaha!' from the time she first tasted bacon, she fell in love with it. Ever since then, she always had a good load of it in the fridge. Of course, she can't cook it, even if she had lessons. Cooking was something she just could not do.

Zack shoved a whole egg in his mouth and started talking to Cloud. "Man, you're a grumpy butt when you wake up." Zack didn't notice that when he talked, half the food landed on Clouds face. Cloud wiped the egg off his face and smeared it on Zacks chest. Yuffie laughed hard. Zack stared at Cloud surprised.

"God Cloud! I know you eat like a pig but did you have to wipe it on me!"

"Me!? Eat like a pig! Have you seen your self?"

"Yes, and I have a sexy body."

"Tool."

"I'm not a tool!"

"Yes, you are. You love looking at your self in the mirror."

"Do not!"

"You just admitted it in different words."

"…"

"I win."

Yuffie was rolling around on the floor, tears falling out of her eyes and VERY close to wetting her pants. Just then, Tifa walks in to find a laughing/crying Yuffie one the ground, a red faced Zack and a happy Cloud. She also notices pieces of egg on Zacks chest. She didn't want to know, so she just walked into the kitchen to put the groceries away.

Once she finished, she walked out and saw that Cloud and Zack were cuddling up to each other and a tear-stained face Yuffie. Zack seemed all too happy cuddling and Yuffie liked watching.

Yuffie notice Tifa resting on the doorframe to the kitchen looking at Cloud and Zack smiling. Yuffie got up and ran to Tifa to tell her about the little conflict before and why there were cuddling up now.

"Aww that's cute isn't it." Yuffie said.

"It is. How come when I walked in, you were rolling around on the ground laughing hard enough to shatter glass and those two weren't even close. But now it like, whatever happened, didn't even happen?" Tifa question confused.

"Oh that, well Za-"

"And why was there bits of egg on Zacks chest?"

"As I was saying-"

"And why was Cloud smirking?"

"Well if you let me-"

"And why was there bits of egg all over the place?"

"Grrr…Are you going to let me speak to answer your questions or are you just going to keep going!?" yuffie yelled while shaking Tifa by the shoulders. Tifa just stared at her like she had grown another head. They both looked back at the lovebirds (a/n heheheh), which were just staring at them like they were on drugs. Well Cloud stared confused, and zack looked like it was on the verge of laugher. Yuffie smiled then dragged Tifa up stairs to tell the story.

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Zack and Cloud looked at each other. Zack smirked and leaned into Cloud. He stopped just before there lips touched. "Are you sorry for calling me a tool?" Cloud slowly closed the gap between them to avoid the question. There lips mashing together as if they were one. Zack quickly gained dominance and slowly pushed Cloud down. They broke apart, lungs burning. Not wasting anymore time, they connected again. Zack had his hands moving all over Cloud's body. This electrified Cloud, making him moan into Zack's mouth. This made Zack growl and detach there lips and latch onto his neck. Cloud moan and lean his head to the side while Zack worked his wonders.

To Zack, Cloud was his everything. Kissing him felt like he was in an oasis. His world would shatter if Cloud, his angel, his might, his one and only, was taken away from him. Clouds nails were digging into his back. If Cloud wanted more, Zack would give.

"Zack…" Cloud managed to breathe out. To much pleasure Zack was giving Cloud. Zack wouldn't stop, making butterflies grow in his stomach. Cloud was sure he was on an endless roller coaster. Going over and over like Zacks hands were doing.

"What he hell??" Came a voice from beside them.

Zack stopped straight away and stood up, coming face-to-face with an angry Tifa. Crap.

"This is my bar, and it's opening in half an hour. I expect you two to clean in up since you, Zack, kept spitting food everywhere." Tifa said with a saying 'Don't you dare try to worm your way out of it' voice. Zack gulped and ran off and stared to clean.

"And you, Cloud, for cooking and not washing up. What, you expect me to do it? So sorry but it's not going to happen." Tifa said to Cloud who was still lying down. Picking up Cloud by the ear dragging him to the kitchen and pushing him in there. Slamming the door hard she walked off happy.

---Chocobos---

I know that this is was to be the one I said they go to the shop, but if you remember i said think. So in your faces foo's. muahhahah i am the lizard queen (i love the line in the simpsons) anyway I hope there was enough humor in this chapter =3. oh and i was wondering what does AU stand for??

A message to Aeris1172 : DONT CHEW MY HEAD OFF!!! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!! Oh and the part that Yuffie says 'u' insted of 'you' that was a mistake but at least the people will know what it means. hopefully. Blame my bad grammer on my english, even though its the only language I speak. thanks for the help :D!!

by lady-yuna7

ps. I drew like a awesome Sephiroth (with two wings) and holding masumane(i think thats how you spell it) and his faces his back two you. But I can't put it on my computer cause the scanner ain't working. I shall cry my self to sleep.

EDIT: Yay, i edit this chapter myself, and about the picture with Sephiroth, the link to my DeviantArt page is on my profile thingy. Have fun looking at it ^^