Title: Owls and Larks
Author: BlueLunacy7
Chapter Warnings: Sexuality (Nothing too bad I think)
Pairings: Bee/Sam
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, the any quotes or lyrics, or song titles in anyway, shape, or form. Basically, nothing you recognize is mine.
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Chapter 5: Barricaded
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. -Author Unknown
"Pirates or ninjas?"
"What?" Sam asked, confused.
"Who would win: Pirates or ninjas?"
"Where did that come from?"
"Just answer the question."
"….Ninjas, definitely."
"Dude, come on." Miles said as he munched on his fries, "Pirates are so much cooler than ninjas."
"You like them just because they're drunk all the time." Sam said as he wiped down Bee's hood so the water wouldn't leave spots. They were parked in one of the do-it-yourself car-washes and Sam had just finished power washing the outside of Bee, making the yellow metal gleam in the sun.
"Well yeah." Milles agreed, "But their aim is still good! They would just shoot the ninja." Miles pointed out, miming a gun, "Boom, problem solved."
"A ninja would just kill them in their sleep." Sam said throwing his wet rag away and got a couple of the armorall wipes from the coin machine, "Ninja can stick to walls and walk on water, and no."
"No what?" Miles asked confused.
"Jesus was not a ninja." Sam said as he started wiping down Bee's interior, which made Bee wiggle, "Stay still Bee!"
"Would give the ninjas a hell of an advantage, wouldn't it?"
"Bee, who would win in a fight, pirates or ninjas?" Sam asked, trying to steer the conversation away from the 'ninja Jesus' topic.
"…You dig giant robots!..I dig giant robots!..We dig giant robots!..Chicks dig giant robots!..."
"He has a point." Sam said, wiping down the seats, "A giant mecha would definitely win against both pirates and ninjas."
"…Nice!.."
"But that wasn't a choice." Miles pointed out.
The radio rolled through the stations, "…We must go out and ninja in the night…."
"See? Even the car knows ninja's are cooler."
"Dude, it only agrees because you're jacking it off!" Miles argued.
"That not why he's agreeing!" Sam snapped back as he crawled into the back to wipe down the seats, emphasizing the he, "Right?" He asked Bee.
"….Oooh, baby, baby… baby, baby…Oooh, baby, baby…baby, baby…"
"Bee!" Sam exclaimed, embarrassed he dropped the wipe like it was on fire.
"See!" Miles crowed.
Suddenly, Bee shut the back door and locked all of them. Bee's 'Avatar' as Sam had taken to calling it appeared in the back seat and somehow positioned Sam underneath him, "…Boy I wanna get you alone…"
Bee's approach to sex was a change of pace for Sam, who was usually the one pushing for sex in his relationships as well as the…dominate one inmost of the encounters.
But it still really cranked Sam's engine so to speak.
"Umm…you can get home by yourself right?" Sam called out of the open window to Miles as Bee began sucking on his neck.
"…Damn!...I think I'm losing my mind….What's been coming over me?...'
"Oh worry about me." Miles said sarcastically, this was not the first time Bee's avatar had jumped Sam, "I'll just hitchhike while you're getting laid.'
"….Take me down, baby…"
"Okay!" Sam said not paying attention as Bee drove off, "See you later!"
"…You make me wanna scream!...And throw you to the ground!...Do it!...Do it to me now!..."
Having sex in the backseat of a moving car wasn't a new experience for Sam.
Having sex in the backseat of car that would wiggle and bounce when it parked as well as emit cute little squeaks, squeals and warbling wails from the radio when he did something to his partner definitely was.
It was experience Sam felt the need to repeat quite a bit.
Sam's new relationship with Bee was definitely interesting, to say the least. At the beginning, Bee seemed to both know what he was doing and yet he had no clue what to do. It was like riding with someone who'd learned how to drive by reading the manual and watching others but had no practical experience themselves. Sam decided to give Bee all the practical experience he needed and he didn't mind practicing with Bee because, after all, practice makes perfect.
Of course, by the time things got really interesting, there was a sharp rap on the now tinted windows and a voice asked, "Sam?"
It was Mikaela, though what she was doing out here in the middle of nowhere….
"Oh, hell no." Sam murmured as he began to arrange himself, realizing not for the first time that he needed looser jeans.
"Go away!" Multiple voices blasted from the radio. "Get lost!"
"Be nice." Sam kissed Bee's cheek, his annoyance melted a bit at the sight of a riled Bee, "The sooner I see what she wants, the sooner we get can get back to the fun."
Bee made a little chortling noise and the avatar vanished. With a sigh, Sam pulled himself into sitting position and opened the window, "Sorry about the radio, it has a mind of its own."
"That's okay." Mikaela looked confused as to why Sam was in the back seat but when Sam didn't offer any explanation, she continued, "Could you help me with something real quick?"
"Sure." Sam said as he got out of the car, trying to ignore the scent of her. They only got a little bit away from Bee when a police cruiser pulled up.
Sam's bracelets started to tingle. The police cruiser gave off an odd energy, similar to Bee's but where his was friendly, this one was decidedly not. Menacing would a better word for it, so would dangerous. Sam looked over his shoulder at the police cruiser, trying not to be obvious and caught the words, 'To punish and enslave," around a weird logo.
Not good, really not good.
Sam couldn't do anything while Mikaela was there. The police cruiser had put itself between them and Bee as if on purpose. At this point, Sam was perfectly willing to ignore the evil police cruiser until a harsh voice asked, "Are you Samuel James Witwicky, username SleepingDragon217?"
Sam turned around to find himself face to face with a mustached cop with a piercing, icy stare. He nodded, "Yes, I am."
"You need to come with me." Mustached cop said as he grabbed Sam's arm. The hand gripped hard enough the bruise and there was the same buzzing undercurrent that Bee's Avatar had.
"…Run my baby run my baby run…" Bee's speakers blasted and he drove into the side of the police car. Heeding the warning, Sam yanked his arm out of the mustached cop's grip and gabbed Mikaela's arm while yelling, "Run!"
He had to drag her through an alleyway to an area filled with abandoned buildings, her fighting the entire way. Once he thought they were far enough away, he let her go. "Listen, that wasn't a cop!"
"Are you crazy?" She yelled, "What do you mean that wasn't a cop?"
"It was-"
"What the hell are you involved in?"
"Nothing-"
"What the hell did you get me involved in?"
A whoop, whoop of a police cruiser echoed loudly from behind them. Before Sam could react, Mikaela waved her arms and called out, "Over here!"
"Shut up!" Sam hissed but it was too late.
The driver winked out of existence, then there were strange grinding, squealing noises and the cruiser unfolded into…something big and covered with spikes. It took Sam a moment to process what he was seeing: a gigantic robot.
One of the best things about working with PARA and hunting monsters was one learned to adapt quickly.
"Come on!" Sam yelled at Mikaela, seeing that she was screaming and not running. Seeing how scared she was, Sam simply picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. With his draconic strength, she weighed almost nothing; he took off in the opposite direction with the Robo Cop in hot pursuit.
Sam needed to find a place to hide Mikaela for a moment as well as somewhere he could change into his dragon form, which he hope could at least give the thing chasing them at fight. He couldn't transform and run at the same time, too many body parts shifting and changing, he would fall and Robo Cop would be on him in a moment.
Not that it mattered as it turned out, Something unseen on the ground caught to tip of his shoe and they both fell down on the rock covered soil hard enough to drive the air from their lungs. Gasping, Sam tried to pull Mikaela to her feet, wheezing "Get up! Get up!" His eyes huge as the robot reached for them.
Suddenly another robot appeared, this one a bright yellow, crashing into Robo Cop who threw it off with a roar. The Robo Cop's chest popped open, a spindly little robot busted out with what sounded like "Surprise!" and ran at them as Robo Cop slammed into the yellow one. Sam and Mikaela ran for cover as the two bigger robots fought, but the little robot latched onto Sam's pants, tripping him up once again.
"Let go of me!" Sam yelled at the thing. When it didn't let go, Sam decided that getting the hell out of dodge was worth more then his modesty and he unbuckled his jeans which the little robot then tore off of him. Thankfully, the little robot got tangled in the pants just long enough for Sam to get a head start into a building and close the door as the little robot hit it with a thump.
Sam then transformed as quickly as he could. When the little robot finally got the door opened, rather finding a scared human, it came face to face with a very pissed off dragon.
"Oh shit."
Sam grabbed the little robot and ripped its head off, throwing it one direction and the body in the other, "Not so tough without a head, are you little fucker?"
Feeling safer as a dragon, Sam crept in the shadows towards the sounds of fighting; he took in the scene before him. Both robots were still pummeling each other but Robo Cop had the upper hand and was now on top with the yellow one pinned underneath. The sexuality in the position was not lost on Sam and it didn't help that Robo Cop seemed to be taking the opportunity to grope the yellow one, which bothered Sam a lot for some reason.
Getting into position, Sam pounced onto the Robo Cop's back, biting and clawing at any clink in the metal, trying to scratch at the wires underneath, hoping to do some damage. The robot snarled and thrashed underneath Sam, trying to throw him off as the yellow one bucked it off himself, sending both Sam and Robo Cop tumbling hard.
Sam pulled himself up to his feet, took a deep breath and blasted Robo Cop not with fire but ice. Robo Cop howled in pain as the ice coated its medal frame and seemed to slow down. The yellow one took this the opportunity to throw Robo Cop into an electrical substation. Electricity crawled over the metal form; Robo Cop jerked and shuddered but didn't get back up.
When he was sure that Robo Cop wasn't getting back up, Sam turned to the yellow robot, "Look, I come in peace." He stated with a sigh. Between running around in his human form, fighting a killer robot and using his Ice Breath, Sam was tired, hurt and hungry; he didn't want to play any more. Not even the fact that he was standing next to a giant robot could perked him up.
He'd be excited later…like after a snack and a long nap.
"….I just wanted to be your friend…"
That got Sam's attention. He stepped closer the robot and studied it and was studied in turn. Sam wasn't very big in draconic terms, his human blood had dwarfed him a bit but he came up to the robot's chest which gave him a clear look at the robot's face.
It was the eyes that did it, vastly different but they were still the prettiest blue eyes Sam had ever seen.
"Bee?" Sam asked incredulously.
The robot-Bee- nodded slowly, "…Who are you?... Puff, the magic dragon…"
Right, Bee had never seen him transform. But before Sam could answer, Mikaela's voice rang out, "Oh my God!"
She stood in there with an electric saw in her hands. So that was where she went, to get a weapon. Her eyes wide as she just stared at them, breathing fast.
She smelled delicious.
Sam transformed as quickly as he could back to human before he did something….unpleasant. The myth of dragons eating maidens wasn't exactly a myth. It was the main reason Sam didn't date pure human girls; some of them smelled like food. Having the instinct to bite when his mouth was on a sensitive part of someone's body would not be good. Strangely enough, it was the scents of human girls his own age that threaten to trigger his predatory instincts.
"It's okay," Sam approached Mikaela with his hands out in a gesture of peace, knowing how strange he looked in his boxers, "Just relax."
"What are you?" She asked shrilly as she brandished the electric saw.
"I'm human." Sam explained, "Kinda.
"Kinda?" She asked lowering the saw.
"My dad's human, my mom… not so much." He pointed over his shoulder at Bee who waved and transformed, "That's Bee, he's my car."
"Your car?"
"Yeah." Sam said with a shrug, "Listen, I know this is all over whelming, so we could take you home if you want."
"What about you?"
"Me?" He said looking at Bee, who popped his door open in invitation, "I'm going with him."
"You trust it?" Mikaela asked as she dropped the saw.
"Yes, I trust him."
"….Trust in me, just in me…."
"Not a good song choice Bee."
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Author Notes:
Songs used in this chapter:
Megas XLR: Chicks Dig Giant Robots (?)
Ninja of the Night (I have a link to the video in my profile, it is hilarious!)
Salt 'N' Pepa: Push It
Bif Naked: Funeral Of A Good GrrlHalo Friendlies: Let's Be Friends
Who: Who Are YouPeter, Paul, and Mary: Puff, the magic dragon
The Jungle book, (The Python's Song): Trust In Me
I'm a terrible tease I know. Yay! Bee has revealed himself and the real fun can start!
In full dragon form, Sam walks on all fours like Draco from Dragonheart
As to the reason why Sam is less than impressed with Bee being a robot, Sam is very, very tired at the moment. Once he takes a nap, he'll be like "cool giant robot!"
Thanks to everyone who has read my fic,
Have a great day!
-BlueLunacy7