I am back Sorry for the delay i got a new job and work all night which is when i write so i right on days off so 2-3 a week hope you like it
Disclaimer: I'll own this when i go to japan and steal it chances of that unlikely
Ch. 3 Sucks to be you (I Know I Know)
"Naruto where did you here that" Naruto yawned "Where do you think" he said as he tossed the now empty scroll to the Hokage "Yeah I want that book Foxy-kun's dad promised us and the scroll" Kira said from his shoulder Jiraiya quirked an eyebrow "Three things One what book Two what the hell is up with the fox and Three who are you" she smiled "Icha Icha paradise volume zero the never released, only one copy ever made, super perverted version, signed with a gold cover and pages so its easy to clean and a scroll on sealing and I'm Kira the Kyuubi no Kitsune and this is Naruto" she said casually causing Jiraiya's mouth to drop and his eye to twitch
"Sensei" he wined as he turned towards the aging Hokage "It's true but don't worry everything was explained" he turned towards the young looking child and sighed "After yesterday this 'Genjutsu' looks ridiculous" Naruto looked down "Oh yeah I forgot this thing was still on" his body shifted to normal causing Jiraiya's mouth to drop "Brat I got two words to sum up your day if you drop your disguise" Naruto cocked his head "What" Jiraiya smirked "Fan girls" Naruto paled "Crap" Kira snickered "Yup but remember your all mine" she stated causing Jiraiya to snicker 'Boys already whipped by a fox-' "Wait what" he asked "I'm female and I do have a human form but your a pervert so I wouldn't show you" his eyes dimmed 'Damn' Naruto snickered "Anyway like I was saying I want to start my inheritance and when some guy named Jiraiya or Ero-Sennin as my dad called him during our talk" Jiraiya's eyebrow twitched "Let him know he's suppose to start training me later on" he walked towards the door "If you could can I have them when you come to break the 'Genjutsu' in a little" the old man smiled "sure just head to class you don't wanna be late the day you get your team now would you" he turned to the door as it opened and a little kid ran in "Today I defeat you ojiji" he tripped on his scarf falling on his face "Ow" he looked around "I get it it's a trap right" a man with dark glasses runs in "Are you all right Honorable Grandson and for the record there is no traps here" he pointed to Naruto "You tripped me" Naruto laughed and picked him up by his collar "You tripped on your own scarf idiot" The man in black (Hee hee) yelled "Naruto let him go he is the Third Hokage's Grandson" Konohamaru smirked 'He's not gonna do anything like all the others' he glared "Take you best shot" Naruto pulled his fist back "I don't care if your his great grandmother" he slammed it in to his head "Oww" he cried "Dem-Kid that wasn't necessary" Ebisu commented "What would you know closet perv" Jiraiya snickered as a devilish grin appeared on Naruto's face "In fact" he put his a sign "Oiroke no Jutsu"(Sexy technique) the smoke cleared a little "Oh I need your help I can't seem to reach my point" three noses gushed and Naruto reverted "Ero-ojiji" he said as the third lay there smiling he sighs "Thirty women are coming to castrate you" all three jumped and looked around as they cleaned there noses Kira bust up laughing before nudging Naruto
His head turned to the clock "Shit I'm going to be late" he shifted and took off through the doors "Ebisu please take Konohamaru to his room" they left and Sarutobi turned back "Well Jiraiya what do you think" asked the Hokage "Well the Gaki (Brat) isn't to bad just look what he did to us I guess but the fox" he stated "Everything has been talked about but I will explain it in a minute but I have a question for you" he stood up along with Jiraiya and walked towards the picture of the Forth and swiped some blood on the frame it slid to the side and he pulled out a scroll and book "Can I get a copy of this" Jiraiya snickered "I sorry I can't but I can do something just as good here's a scroll containing One through Sixteen signed and here's one for Naruto to" the third smiled "And that is why your my favorite student" Jiraiya busted up laughing
He bounded into the class room with five minutes to spare 'Made it' he sighed 'Barely' the fox smirked as she replied he sat down in middle row of the last column next to the last Uchiha and laid his head down. A few minutes later someone was tapping his head he looked up 'Who the hell is he' the fox rolled her eyes 'He's been in your class the last six months and you don't remember' he rubbed his chin 'Nope' the fox fell from his shoulder before returning and laying in his lap "Naruto what are you doing in class it's only for those who graduated" he pointed towards the head band tied to his right arm "I did they said they'll explain when they get here" the kid sighed "Whatever" and sat down behind him he laid back down and start to fall asleep "NARUTO MOVE OVER YOUR IN MY SEAT" he turned his head up and saw her 'Sakura Haruno my fake persona's crush' he smiled 'Fuck that tell her off Foxy-kun' his smile widened "Go fuck yourself with a broken broom handle I was here first" and with that he laid his head back down while the class sat there with there mouths open 'Did he just tell me off' she thought 'Heh Dobe isn't that stupid I guess' Sakura pulled her fist back to hit Naruto but the doors opened along with the yell of "Alright class sit down and SHUT UP"
In walked Iruka And the Hokage "The Hokage has some words for you and to finish some business here" the class broke in to whispers about this so called business as he stepped forwards and spoke "From this day forwards you are no longer children learning the ninja arts but full fledged Shinobi while you are mere Genin you still must have pride with everything you do because your greatest challenges lie ahead of you" he took a puff off his pipe for effect "The next step in your lives will start now I have divided you into teams of three with a Jonin sensei to lead your team he will guide you as you become familiar with all that we do and shall do in this village I have made the teams for strengthening your own abilities and for your support now every team should always be themselves around there teammates no matter what" he took another puff as confused looks shot through the class
"Naruto can you come here please" he asked said boy got up and set the fox on his desk "Now I know many of you are wondering how he passed the truth is he had a special circumstance that allowed for a retest" the class start to yell "WHY DOES HE-" but he held his hand up "He had a bloodline activate a year ago that caused his chakra to fluctuate as well as his body to constantly change because it was still developing as in it created a new bloodline because of that I've had Naruto under a Genjutsu for the entire time" the class gasped and Sasuke's eyes widened then narrowed 'It still didn't help him' "Now he hasn't used his bloodline because we've only recently learned what it is but that's his choice if he tells you about it but his team will know by there first mission but like I was saying his bloodline made his body develop quicker" he turned to Naruto and smiled "What dose that mean Hokage-sama" Sakura asked "What it means is his body completely skipped the puberty phase of life it finally stabilized yesterday night and he could now form the Bunshin no jutsu (Clone Technique) so I allowed him to pass so Naruto are you ready to see yourself for the first time in a year" he laughed on the inside but on the out side all he said was "Ya ojiji I'm ready" the hokage built up his chakra so high that all but Naruto started to sweat "Kai (release)" his chakra rolled over the entire classroom and Naruto shifted his form back to normal the class froze as their eyes rolled over his now taller body "Naru-to" more then one girl said as they drooled, blushed, or in Hinata's case fainted "you can take your seat now Naruto" he walked over and sat back down next to Sakura who was trying to stop herself from drooling "Now for the teams-"
A few minutes later
"Team 7 is Naruto Uzamaki...Sakura Haruno..." 'Fuck me...just not-' "and Sasuke Uchiha" A squeal rang through out the room "Yeah I got two hotties" 'Cha love concurs all and I get a nice view' she thought looking at Naruto for the second reason 'Aww Fuck me sideways' Kira smirked 'Anytime' Naruto was near the point of killing Iruka or the Hokage whoever did this would go down "Team 8 is Hinata Hyuga... Kiba Inuzuka... Shino Aburame Team 9 is still in circulation so Team 10 is Ino Yamanaka... Shikamaru Nara... and finally Choji Akimichi your Jonin will be here in an hour 'Hopefully' so eat and get to know your team but Naruto I need to talk with you I've found the things your father left for you" Iruka walked over towards the door "Alright your dismissed for an hour come back and don't be late" the class filed out as Kira woke up and stretched "So what I miss" she asked "Nothing but your book is here" she squealed "Oh give it here I need it" she jumped off the desk onto Naruto's shoulder as the old man pulled out two scrolls and a book "This scroll is on sealing, here is your special book, and this is Icha Icha paradise volumes One through Sixteen all signed and stored in the scroll" Kira shifted and grabbed the scrolls and book and put them into her- "Where the hell did they go" he asked confused "Wouldn't you like to know" she said smiling a little to predatory for his taste "Anyway Naruto you only have to tell of the smoke thing not anything else and even the jonin doesn't know yet let it be a surprise for your last genin test" he smirked 'That'll teach Kakashi'
Naruto cocked his head "There's another test" the aging man shifted "Crap forget I said that" he said Naruto shrugged his shoulders and went and sat at the desk "No problem" he said the Hokage smiled and left the room Kira sauntered over and started to rub his shoulders after forty five minutes he finally relaxed into her touch "Your too good for me sometimes you know that" she purred and pressed herself to his back causing him to blush "No cause you'll pay me back soon you did promise" he looked up and smiled "I know and I promise you'll be my first" he leaned a little and kissed her lips "and you know I love SHIT" her smiled faded "Why shit" she turned to where he was looking there stood Sasuke and he was staring in disbelief he brought his hands up and rubbed his eyes and looked back to see Naruto asleep on the desk with his fox around his neck 'I really need to have my eyes checked like the dobe could get a girl that hot she'd be after me if she existed' he walked over and sat down to wait for the sensei to come as the rest of the class filed in 'That was close but as I was saying I love you Kira-hime' she nuzzled his cheek 'I love you to Foxy-kun'
Exactly Three hours after the last team was picked up
"Where the hell is she" he said looking out the door before heading back and sitting down when the door cracked open as the fox strolled back in 'Did you get them' the fox smirked 'Of course there on my back' he ran over and grabbed them off her back before setting it over the door and running back towards the other two "Hmmp there's no way a jonin would actually fall for that" Sasuke stated like it was obvious 'THAT WILL TEACH HIM' inner Sakura screamed as she scolded him "I want no part of this stupid prank" she looked up "What are those anyway" he looked up and smiled "Well" he was cut off as the door started to open and object fell on to his head covering up to his ears "What are these" he pulled it off to reveal a pair of purple underwear with a little white snake on them "Those would be a lady's named Anko-chan's and there the underwear she was wearing today" Naruto replied the jonin looked at him then the panties then back at him before smiling "My first impression I hate you two" he pointed to Sakura and Sasuke and pocketed the panties "But you I can deal with" he pointed to Naruto as a cold chill past through the room "Meet me on the roof ASAP" Naruto turned and saw the others glaring or cracking her knuckles and said two words "Oh Crap" and took off
On the Roof
Naruto sat as far away from Sakura as he can to avoid her punches "Now that were all here I'd like you to tell me about yourself" the jonin said as he sat back on to the edge of the rail "Like what sensei" Sakura asked he lazily turned his head up "You know your favorite things, dislikes, dreams, ambitions, hobbies" Sakura still looked confused "Why don't you go first sensei show us how it's done" He scratched his chin through the mask "Oh... me huh My name is Kakashi Hatake I don't really feel like telling you my likes or dislikes, I can't tell you my hobbies, but my dream is to get all the books made and signed by Jiraiya" he smiled "That's great all we learned was his name and that he reads" Sakura said as she turned towards the other two
"Well Bubble gum you first then" she grumbled at the name "My name is Sakura Haruno I like... well the person I like" she looks at Sasuke and blushed "Lets move on my dream is" A loud squeal followed that "My hobbies are reading and I'm a little better at Genjutsu then others, I hate Ino and perverts" both Naruto and Kakashi scooted a little farther away 'Fan girl and it looks like Naruto's got something to hide'
"Alright Sunshine your up" he glared "My name is Sasuke Uchiha there are plenty of things I hate but I don't see that it matters considering that theres nothing that I do like" he paused and took a deep breath "It seems pointless to talk about dreams because that's just a word but what I do I have is determination, I plan to resurrect my clan and there's someone I have sworn to kill" he said never once showing any emotion till the end 'I suspected as much' Kakashi thought
"Last but not least Blondie your up" Naruto smiled and nodded "My name is Naruto Uzamaki I like Ramen, Kira-hime" he rubbed her head "ojiji, Icha Icha, and learning about my recently created bloodline" this caused Kakashi's visible eye to raise "I hate waiting for ramen and the bastards that treat me like crap, my hobbies are pranks and hanging out with ojiji and my dream is to one day surpass ojiji and become the greatest Hokage" 'Still interesting I see and perverted' he giggled inward "Don't forget that man Foxy-kun" two eyebrows raised and one mouth dropped "Yes that's right I've already planned the death of a man who broke my trust and committed a great wrong against me" he said as he punched the ground and broke a tile "Do I get to introduce myself as well" Kira jumped up as Naruto nodded "My name is Kira and I like... no love Foxy-kun" causing said boy to blush as she rubbed her tail against his face "reading Icha Icha, and trying to give Foxy-kun a nosebleed" Kakashi nearly fell from the balcony 'How can a fox-'he stopped that thought before it got to bad "I hate the assholes that are mean to Foxy-kun and dogs, my hobbies are sleeping really that and baths, and my dream is to be Foxy-kun's first wife when he restarts his clan because of our bloodlines" the wind blew and all was quiet
"HOW THE HELL CAN THAT BAKA (idiot) HAVE A CLAN, HOW CAN A FOX BE A WIFE AND HOW THE HELL CAN YOU TALK" Sakura screamed Kira yawned "One don't yell" Sakura's eye twitched "Two obviously with a bloodline comes a clan and Three I have a bloodline like I said this is it I can become a fox because of my clans bloodline although I'm the last one but I do have a human form though I will not show you it the only one I want to see it right now is Foxy-kun who was the first he found me in the woods and we accident kissed so because of my clans rules he's engaged to me because he was my first kiss also he can change to a fox in order to ensure that my bloodline is past on" Kakashi nodded 'They use to do that in the old days' Sasuke glared 'so that was the women from earlier' 'Great lie Kira-hime' she nodded slightly 'Ya so now they'll leave it alone at least' they turned towards Naruto "Do you really think I talked to myself that be a little nuts" he laughed before Kakashi cleared his throat "Anyways I believe we all understand each others tomorrow is your first mission it involves only you so you three ummm four will participate in a survival exercise" Sakura spoke up first (She does that a lot doesn't she) "But why would that be a mission we did plenty of those during the academy" he stood up "But you need to survive against me so it wouldn't be like your old exercises" Naruto scratched his head "Then what kind of exercise is it" Kakashi started to laugh "What's so funny sensei" Sakura asked "If I told you you'd probably chicken out" Kira looked up "Why would they do that"
"Out of the twenty seven people who passed the first test only nine will past this one the others head back to the academy for remedial training basically this test has a 66 rate of failure" he said as he looked at them critically through his exposed eye as two faces changed while the others looked in content and boredom "Ha ha you chickening out already"
"Why did we go through the graduation exam then" Naruto asked Kakashi snorted "We use the first test to see who can be genin and the second one takes out the hopeless cases" Naruto yawned "Yeah yeah so" Kakashi blinked before his eye became a upside down U which meant that he was smiling he guessed "In any event we'll meet tomorrow morning at seven at training ground seven so I can evaluate each of your skills and weaknesses bring all your tools and don't eat breakfast unless you like the taste when it comes back up again the details are on this handout memorize it and don't be late" he got up and handed each a piece of paper 'I can't fail that would mean leaving Sasuke this is a test of love' Sakura ranted about in her mind Sasuke crushed his paper after glancing it over and Naruto handed his paper to Kira after quickly reading it "Alright then see you guys tomorrow" Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke
Sasuke stood up and walked towards the door and Sakura got up running "Sasuke-kun wait up" the door slammed shut "Seems we got a fight tomorrow Kira-hime" she looked up "Yes well lets head home and get some sleep, after dinner, for tomorrow" Two explosion of smoke encompassed the roof before heading towards Naruto's house
The next morning Naruto slowly awoke to a finger trailing his stomach "Mmmm good morning beautiful" he said as he slowly opened his eyes to see a pair of golden eyes staring back "It's time to get up Foxy-kun today is the test" he smiled "I guess we should get up huh" she slowly slid her hand down "Or we can stay here all day" he grabbed her hand and using his body weight flipped her over so she was underneath "As much as I love that idea" he proved this by thrusting forward and licking her bared neck causing a shiver to pass through her body as she suppressed a moan "We do need to pass you know that or else we'll be bored more often then naught" she laughed "Oh such a big vocabulary we have this morning I don't know" she ground against his loins causing a shiver to pass between the two she closed her eyes before looking up "This seems more fun" he looked down to see half-lidded lust filled eyes a minute of silence past before "Kira-hime" a call came from the kitchen "Your a shadow clone huh" the one on top of her grinned "Yes I am" she sighed "When did he switch with you" he chuckled "Right after you ground against him I was in the kitchen making breakfast the entire time since right before you woke him up" she pushed the clone off so he was on his side propping his head up with his hand "Dispel I think I need breakfast for today after a cold shower" he smirked "Okay I'll let the boss know" a wisp of smoke filled the room "That boy loves to push me I swear"
Naruto and Kira were slowly walking towards the training ground "Hey Kira-hime something's been bothering me" she quirked her ears "Yes" he thought for a second "If Jinn was so powerful how come I'm not" she laughed causing him to pout "There are a couple of things you don't have" he looked at the little fox "Really what are they" she yawned "His summoning contract, his fighting style scroll, his sword, and weights" he contemplated his options "Do you know where all that stuff is" she shook her head "No the contract and weights were hidden in a cave but I forget where and the sword disappeared with the scroll that thing was the weirdest thing two it was freaky looking and although he never had it on him it would appear in his hand but if he forgot about it the thing would fly towards him" they arrived at the training grounds "Looks like I got a quest huh" she laughed "If you wanna I guess" he sat under a tree and waited for the other three a few minutes passed before he spoke again "I've come to decision" Kira lifted her head "On what Foxy-kun" he took a breath "On the polygamy thing" Kira sat up "Really" he nodded "Yes from now on who ever you say should join us will you can judge people pretty well and you know me better then I do so" she nodded "That's a great idea now then I've got an idea" he raised an eyebrow
Seven am arrived along with two of the missing three "Naruto why are you upside down" he looked down and saw Sakura's face "Hi Sakura where's Sasuke" she cocked her eyebrow "He's right over there" she pointed to his right side he turned "Hey teme" he looked up at him "Your fly is open" he scowled and turned Kira was laughing from Naruto's pants pocket "Is that a banana or are you happy to see us" Sakura blushed as she looked over towards Sasuke 'Aww he turned away' she pouted and sat down to the left of Naruto and Sasuke sat down to the right of him "Okay that was fun" Naruto flipped over "So why were you doing that dobe" he gasped "Wow that's the most you've ever said at one time teme but me and Kira were seeing who would fall first we both gave up I guess" Sasuke glared "Hmph whatever dobe"
Naruto beamed "so what do you wanna do why wait for sensei" Sakura shrugged and Sasuke did... nothing 'Okay' Naruto looked at Kira "How about we practice some chakra control techniques I still haven't mastered tree walking yet" Sakura turned "Tree walking that sounds ridiculous you can't walk up a tree" Naruto laughed "Whatever have fun talking to yourself teme here is like a rock" he walked towards a tree directly across from them and channeled chakra to his feet 'A little less than that Foxy-kun' he nodded 'Thanks hime' he put one foot onto the tree and slowly walked up he made it halfway up before Kira ran past him onto a branch a couple feet higher than him "Come on slowpoke" she yelled down he grumbled "Yeah yeah showoff" and continued up "You know it's harder to walk slowly then run" she grinned and nodded in the other twos direction
Sakura's jaw hung open and a fly flew in then out and Sasuke's eye was twitching Naruto laughed before shifting into a fox causing both teammates eyes to bulge "Wanna play tag Kira-hime" she nodded
They chased each other around for three hours this is when Kakashi decided to appear "Good morning class" he said from in front of where Naruto 's playing "YOUR LATE SENSEI" Sakura screeched Kakashi waved his hand "A black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way here" Sakura face faulted 'that's his excuse' Kakashi looked around "Where's Naruto" a second later a fox jumped off the tree, off Kakashi's head flipped and shifted before he landed "Right here sensei me and Kira where playing tag on the tree" said jonin turned around to see Kira still on the side of the tree pouting "Right then" he turned back to the trio in front of him and sets an alarm down on the middle tree stump "I have here two bells your mission is to steal them from me before the bell goes off at noon anyone who fails doesn't get lunch instead they'll be tied to this tree stump and I'll eat your lunch in front of you" two stomachs growled "All you need is just one bell but since there aren't enough to go around one of you is defiantly getting tied to the stump and whoever that is will be the first to fail so basically one of you is heading back for remedial training you can use anything at your disposal remember attack with the intent to kill or you'll never stand a chance"
"But your gonna get hurt so that's really dangerous Kakashi-sensei" Sakura exclaimed "I'm a jonin I doubt you'll even touch me" Naruto narrowed his eyes before throwing a kunai at Kakashi it sailed past him "I didn't say go yet he said from behind the three" Naruto smirked before exploding into smoke "Kage Bunshin" Kakashi said 'Wow I didn't even see Kakashi-sensei move' Sakura gulped 'So this is one of our elite' Sasuke smiled Kakashi shrugged his shoulders "At least he had the intent to kill so my respect for him went up another notch heh heh heh maybe just maybe I'm starting to like you three and now Ready" everyone tensed "Set" Naruto walked out of the bush to the left "Go" everyone disappeared a breeze slowly passed through the field 'At least they got the basis of becoming invisible down' "Well let's get started" he disappeared
Naruto stood under a tree with Kira on his shoulder 'He thought you were a Kage Bunshin well lets have some fun' Naruto nodded before taking after Kakashi watching him follow Sakura who whispered "Sakura behind you" he appeared with leaves following him up and spinning she stood there dazed before screaming then passing out "Shinobi art one Genjutsu the art of Illusion and Sakura said she was good at them" he jumped into the trees as Sasuke came barreling into the small clearing and smirked "Sakura fell victim to a Genjutsu but I'm not like them Kakashi" he turned and caught sight of Kakashi leaning against a tree "Tell me that when you have a bell...Sasuke" a bird flew by and dropped a feather it slowly fell "The strength of the Uchiha clan I'm looking forward to testing it" before the feather hit the ground Sasuke threw a few shuriken at Kakashi who dodged "Like that would work" a wire snapped 'Shit a trap' he jumped out of the way before Sasuke appeared on his left kicking towards his solar plexus(center of chest)he blocked so he threw a left hook only to be caught he immediately threw his right leg up towards his head and used his and Sasuke's arms to block 'Shit' he thrusted his hand forward to grab the bell "Fuck" immediately releasing him he punched his gut throwing him across the clearing "I admit your not like the Sakura I can't say about Naruto haven't seen him yet" Sasuke frowned before running through hand signs quickly Katon: Goukakyu no Jutsu" (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique) he leaned back "What" Kakashi stepped back 'He shouldn't be able to do that jutsu' Fire streamed from his mouth covering most of the clearing
Naruto stood in a tree watching the entire time "Impressive" he jumped back into the trees as the fire died down Kakashi was nowhere to be seen 'He's gone' he looked up, to his left, right, behind him "Beneath you" Sasuke looked down as a pair of hands pulled him under so his head was the only thing above ground "Well Sasuke lesson two Ninjutsu it seems you really are a head above the rest" he walked off laughing a few seconds later Sakura woke up saw Sasuke, screamed, and then fainted again "Damn it I was so close" he yelled Naruto appeared "I got an idea that if you help we could all win" Sasuke glared "I'll do it myself" Naruto turned "Fine bye" he disappeared Sasuke screamed "SAKURA WAKE UP AND GET ME OUT OF HERE"
Kakashi stood in the original clearing 'Now where is Naruto at' he turned towards the three posts "So how long have you been following me Naruto" Naruto laughed "The whole time" Kakashi reached into his bag "Well lets see how your Taijutsu is" he pulled out a book and started to read "Why are you reading that" he smiled "I've been dying to know how it ends but continue it shouldn't matter anyway considering who I'm up against" Naruto scoffed "Whatever I'll flatten you" he said as he ran and threw a punch only for it to be grabbed he threw hit after hit but all were blocked he formed a cross "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu" (Shadow Clone) Fifteen clones appeared next to him throwing a flurry of punches Kakashi dodged and threw a punch at random dispelling a clone every now and then
'Damn it' He tried a high kick but Kakashi ducked "Alright that's it" he punched downward for him to disappear "Never leave yourself open that's poor Taijutsu" he quickly made a tiger seal as Sakura and Sasuke walked into the clearing "Naruto get out of there you'll be killed" Sakura said loud enough for him to hear "What" he turned "Too late" Kakashi said as he thrusted his hand forwards Kira started running towards the other two "DUCK" she said as Kakashi yelled out she pulled them down "Konohagakure Hiden: Taijutsu No Ougi: Sennin Goroshi" (Hidden Leaf Secret: Taijutsu Supreme Technique: A Thousand Years of Death) he shoved it up Naruto's ass
Time stood still before Naruto erupted in smoke covering the area before swirling around the clearing "YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT" Naruto yelled as the smoke grew larger showing his face in the smoke "YOU WILL SUFFER" the smoke surrounded Kakashi 'Oh shit' "YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF" Kakashi tried to escape but no jutsu he tried would get him out "THIS IS ONLY A TASTE OF WHAT MY BLOODLINE CAN DO" the smoke covered his body as little cuts appeared all over him 'Shit what's happening' "You will never touch me again Itachi" he whispered in his ear as the smoke entered his body through the cuts Kakashi fell before rising "This is my Oversmoke technique with it I can sort through your recent memories" he blanked for a minute "Sakura Sasuke come here" they stood up as Kira ran to Kakashi hopping on his shoulder "This is new Foxy-kun" Kakashi nodded "I made it a while ago with ojiji's help" he tossed the two bells to them and Kira hopped off "We passed I will report to the Hokage and tell them that meet in front of the tower in five minutes and we will talk to sensei about this" he disappeared in a swirl of leaves leaving the two there gaping and Kira smiling
In the Hokage's Tower
"So now that your here and Kakashi should show up in an hour" his sentence was cut off as 'Kakashi' appeared in the room "Sorry I'm" he looked around "Early damn those three" everyone stared Kakashi stood there blood dried on his body multiple cuts in his clothing and panting "Well it seems you learned one of Naruto's special abilities" he said with a wink "Well since most of the other jonin already did please report" the three that hadn't reported nodded before the raven haired beauty spoke up
"I Kurenai Yuuhi jonin sensei for team eight consisting of Hinata Hyuga who is proficient in the art of Juken although not the greatest but her confidence seriously needs work that and she constantly kept getting distracted, Kiba Inuzuka is loud, arrogant, brash, and very stubborn which could lead to problems but he does know his clans jutsu pretty well, and Shino Aburame and he is like a normal Aburame quiet but efficient I gave my squad the tracking test and they passed" the hokage nodded before his son spoke up
"I Asuma Sarutobi jonin sensei for team ten consisting of Ino Yamanaka who is bossy, mean, and generally really loud, Choji Akimichi who is a very kind hearted boy that likes to eat and like normal has that one taboo word, then there's Shikamaru who's lazy they all are very well taught in their clan jutsu incidentally Shikamaru came up with a fool proof plan in the search and capture test which they passed I'm going to test his intelligence soon" he nodded before smiling at Kakashi
"I Kakashi Hatake jonin sensei for team seven consisting of Sakura Haruno who provided very little support and actually fainted, Sasuke Uchiha who is extremely arrogant, self absorbed, moody, but at least can be the support of the team, and then theres Naruto Uzamaki who is very unpredictable and with his new bloodline" several eyes raised "Can be very deadly all of my injury's are because of him I gave them the bell test and... they passed" several gasped "So my eternal rival finally took a squad" the hokage nodded "Gai as shocked as I am that he took one I need to speak with him privately so dismissed" everyone but Kakashi left "Okay Naruto please release Kakashi I really do need to talk with him" Kakashi rubbed that back of his head in a Naruto kind of way "Sorry" smoke poured out of his cuts and reformed Naruto who smiled widely Kakashi sighed "Don't do that to me again I felt...Helpless" he dropped his shoulders at the word helpless "Alright sensei" Kakashi grinned "Who said that" Naruto grinned impishly "You did in front of all the other jonin" Kakashi's face fell 'Shit he got me' "Yeah yeah go talk to your team" Naruto whistled and a puff of smoke appeared next to Naruto "Hey Foxy-kun" Kira hopped on his shoulder "Hey well shall we let the team know" she nodded and they left
"So Kakashi how are they really" the Hokage asked "Exactly as he said he got the bells by himself and gave them to his team to pass but on a more personal note I now know who raped him" The Hokage's eyebrows shot up "Really how did you find this out" Kakashi visibly flinched "I used" he started before mumbling the rest "What" Kakashi took a deep breath "I used "Konohagakure Hiden: Taijutsu No Ougi: Sennin Goroshi" (Hidden Leaf Secret: Taijutsu Supreme Technique: A Thousand Years of Death) and he reacted... badly" The Hokage glared "We thought as much but you use it anyway I'm surprised he didn't kill you so who was it" Kakashi nodded realizing Naruto could have killed him easily before saying two words that froze the hokage "Itachi Uchiha"
Naruto stood outside the tower waiting as the other two walked up "Naruto how did you do that" he held up his hand as it turned to smoke "Bloodline lets me turn my body into smoke using that I entered his body and took over via the gas in his body" Sasuke turned "At least your useful" before leaning against a wall and closing his eyes "We did pass by me giving you the bells I used teamwork but he didn't know that of course" Naruto smiled "I do now" Kakashi said as he walked out Naruto scratched the back of his head "So we still passed" Kakashi shrugged "Whatever show up tomorrow at nine in the morning for our first mission" Everyone nodded "Kakashi-sensei if your late tomorrow" Naruto smiled then sang "you'll be sorry" Kakashi shrugged than disappeared Sasuke walked off with Sakura close to his heels talking about how they were going to be the best team or something he wasn't paying attention he decided to walk towards the academy
Halfway there he turned around to a wall with... the boards... facing the wrong way "Stop following me Stupid I can see through that disguise" The wall dropped and there stood the little kid from earlier "So you saw through my disguise you are good teach me so I can finally defeat my grandpa like you did earlier Please Boss" he looked down as Kira smiled "B-boss" he smiled "I guess I could so you want to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu"(Sexy technique) the kid vigorously nodded "Alright so why do you want to beat the old man anyway" he said as they walked towards the woods the kid sighed "My name is Konohamaru my grandpa named me after the village for luck but even though everyone knows all they call me is Honorable Grandson no one sees me just my grandpa" Naruto nodded and showed him the technique and helped him until it was perfect they sat down for a drink "So you wanna be hokage so they say your name" he scoffed "No one will respect a hokage like you it's too big a name for you" the kid jumped up "WHAT" he yelled Naruto looked down "You idiot you think anyone can be hokage if it was that easy I'd already be it but you don't get it because you want it you have to earn it and if wanna be hokage you have to" he took a breath as Konohamaru Screamed "What what" He looked up "Your gonna have to beat me first" Konohamaru looked at him before the closet perv jumped into the clearing "Honorable grandson I have found you we must leave so I can teach you the shortcuts to become hokage "Never I'm going to beat my grandpa but first┘ Oiroke no Jutsu"(Sexy technique) Ebisu's face fell "Why didn't it work this time" Konohamaru said as he reverted Ebisu straightened up "I was caught off guard last time but a vulgar display like that would never work on a man of my stature" he started to drag Konohamaru by the scarf "Hold it right there Kage Bunshin no jutsu" (Shadow Clone jutsu) Konohamaru was awed "Wow that is so cool" Ebisu sneered "Only a weak fool like Mizuki would fall for-" Naruto's scream cut him off "Haremu no Jutsu" (Harem technique) Fifty naked girls latched onto him as the fox who up until now had been sleeping on the log woke up and started to laugh before Ebisu flew off on a twin nose bleed "I couldn't defeat the closet perv all I want is that name" Naruto hit him in the back of the head "Your talking about the hokage the one ninja everyone looks up to are you ready to make a commitment to everyone in this town would you die for them would you fight for them because there are no shortcuts you must earn everyone's respect before they would allow you to become hokage" Konohamaru looked up with respect before steeling his face "I'm not your disciple anymore from now on were rivals" Naruto smiled before walking and picking up Kira he turned around "Well I'll always be a step ahead but maybe if you work hard you'll catch up because one day when we fight for the title you better look forward to it┘ Konohamaru" he smiled before walking off towards home
12 p.m. The Next Day
The three stood there as a cloud appeared in front of them "Sorry I'm late I got lost on the road of life" he said with a smile "LIAR" Sakura screamed and the other two glared 'I gave you a chance but you wasted it' a crazy smile appears on his face and Sasuke stepped away "Well lets see what missions the hokage has for us"
Four and a half an hour later three shadows darted about the forest
"This is Sunshine I'm in position" a deep male voice crackled over the headset
"This is Bubble gum I'm in position" a females voice said
"This is Blondie I'm in position and nice name teme" the male snickered "Hn" Naruto snickered "Is that even a word" another "Hn" was heard
"This is Foxy's love target is being herded your way" she snicker at the males of the team
"This is Scarecrow get ready" he tensed as the target entered the clearing "Go" the three jumped into the clearing a scuffle broke out before all four had the target pinned "Does the target have a red ribbon saying Tora on his right ear" Kira looked down "Yes he does" Kakashi walked over "Good job team Capture the missing pet complete lets head toward the tower" the started walking back at a quick pace 'Hey Foxy-kun what do you have planned for Kakashi' Naruto smiled as they started up the tower 'Something special but you'll need to play along' Kira tilted her head "What is it" he laughed "You'll see" Kakashi raised an eyebrow but ignored it
They walked in and handed over the cat to a big women who immediately started smothering it in her bosom "My poor little Tora I was so worried about you I could of died" the team collected there money before heading outside "Well team that took up most of the day so we meat tomorrow around nine so good bye" he disappeared as the others walked away Naruto headed towards the other end of town
He wandered about for an hour before Kira spoke up "There she is but you still haven't said why we're looking for her" he smirked "You'll see" he walked over towards the Dango stand towards two women sitting outside one had dark hair and deep red eyes and was well endowed and the other one was just as big with purple hair and green eyes she was dressed with just a trench coat and miniskirt that was on top of a fishnet body suit that left little to the imagination "Excuse me is your name Anko" the purple haired women turned "What do you want Gaki" she said as her and the other eyed him up and down 'Cute but I feel like I've seen him before' Naruto looked down and with a quaking voice spoke "My name is Naruto Uzamaki and I recently became a genin I passed my test against Kakashi-sensei and saved my team from failure but afterwards" he stopped and realization dawned on both occupants 'The Kyuubi brat' he looked up unshed tears in his eyes "He said he wanted me to take a special test in order for me to stay on his team and he gave me an objective to get him an item that he said you were giving him from your apartment" this caused both womens eyebrows to raise "I had Kira-hime here" he rubs her head "Sneak in and get them but when I gave them to him I realized that it was a lie as from the box he gave me to hold them in he pulled out a pair of underwear" a tear rolled down his cheek "He smelled them before disappearing and I felt really bad I went home and it ate me up so I asked Kira-hime and she told me to find you and apologize and that is why I come before you" he drops to his knees and bows his head "Please accept my apology" To say Anko was startled by this was an understatement first some gaki comes from no where tells her a little about himself then reveals HE stole some of HER underwear for Kakashi unknowingly and apologizes TO HER "Does he still have them" he nods his head while still looking down "Which ones were they" he lifted his head "Huh" she looks at him "Which ones were they" Kira spoke up "They were purple with a little white snake on them" Anko turned "Aren't those the ones you got me Kurenai" said women blushed "I believe so but I still don't think Kakashi would do something like-" she was cut off as Anko laughed "That man reads his porn in public I know he would I'm going to kick his ass and burn every copy of that book he has" Kira and Naruto slightly flinch which Anko sees 'Gaki must read those little perv' "Gaki I accept your apology but if you ever want to get your hands on my underwear again" she leaned forward and winked "Just ask" He blushed bright red as Kira and Kurenai giggled at Anko
"I... well... you" he bowed his head to keep from embarrassing himself as she started to laugh "I was just joking gaki" he looks up and at seeing her smile broke into one himself "I'll get you back one day for that" Anko grinned wider "If you can now when's your next team meeting" he sighed "Tomorrow at nine so he'll be there at twelve" Anko grinned "Alright Gaki keep your team away for five minutes and I'll take care of it" Naruto smiled before turning and starting to run he yelled over his shoulder "Thank you Hebi-hime" Anko blushed "Dumb gaki" Kurenai giggled before staring "So what you really going to do" she laughed "Something special" she said as she pulled a kunai from her side pocket and twirled Somewhere not to far off Kakashi shivered "Why do I feel like I'm going to get hurt" he shrugged before returning to his book
Alright there you go hoprhully new Chapter up by next month