Here's Chapter Two. Much longer. And better. Much craziness. You have been warned. Enjoy!
Chapter Two
The Titans followed Dr. Sonters to a large building. They went inside and were each led to separate rooms. The Titans were confused about all that was happening, but complied. In other words, they had nothing better to do.
Dr. Sonters had her session with Robin first.
They sat in a large room on leather chairs. Dr. Sonters wrote a few things down on a clipboard. One minute passed. Two. Three.
"Ummm…are we just going to sit here?"
Dr. Sonters looked up. "Of course not. Let's get started. I am going to show you some blobs, and your going to tell me what comes to mind when you see it. You have to tell me the first thing that pops into your head. Do you understand?"
Robin nodded.
"Alrighty." She lifted up a piece of paper with a blob on it. It was made to look like a crescent moon.
"Boomerang." Robin replied immediately. Dr. Sonters raised an eyebrow, and continued. She lifted up a paper with a blob meant to look like tree.
"Nuclear mushroom cloud!" Robin exclaimed. Dr. Sonters raised another card made to look like a butterfly.
"Killer Moth!" He exclaimed with even more excitement. Dr. sonters had wide eyes now as she raised the next blob made to look like a duck.
"Duck." Robin said calmly.
That was all.
Dr. Sonters walked out of the room, slightly disturbed, and confused as to what a killer moth was.
***
Dr. Sonters entered Cyborg's room to find him touching his forearm, deeply concentrated on information that was appearing on a small screen on his mechanical arm.
"Hello Cyborg. I'm going to give you an Ink Blot test. Do you know what that is?" She asked cordially.
"Yeah, I say the first thing that comes to my head and you will evaluate what I say to test my psychological state." Cyborg said not looking up from his arm.
Dr. Sonters nodded and asked him to look up so he could take the test. He did so and she lifted up the first card which was meant to be a flower.
"A gear." Cyborg said.
She sighed and continued with the next one.
"wheel." It was a fan.
"Hammer?" He replied at the next one supposed to be an umbrella.
Dr. Sonters was getting irritated as she held up the last one that was supposed to be an light bulb.
"What is that!?" Cyborg exclaimed, startling the doctor. Dr. Sonters looked at it again to make sure. Yep. A light bulb.
"Thank you for your participation." The doctor said as she hurried out of the room. These people are nuts! She thought.
***
Up next was Starfire.
Dr. Sonters walked into Starfire's room with hope that she would be more normal because she was a girl. Boy was she wrong. She walked in the room to find everything turned upside down, roasted, and in the middle of the room, which consisted of a few chairs, tables, and bouquets.
Dr. Sonters stared at the room in horror as Starfire appeared from behind the pile.
"Is it not wonderful?" Starfire asked extremely happily.
"What is wonderful?" Dr. Sonters asked no one in particular.
"You see, friend Robin took me to an art museum and explained that nearly anything could be considered art. So I thought I might try to make the art!" She explained.
Dr. Sonters looked at her, distraught. She finally composed herself in order to ask, "Would you put the room back in it's place?"
Starfire did so reluctantly. It was her first art on the planet earth. It had survived for about thirty seconds before it was torn down.
They finally sat down and after explaining what an Ink Blot test was several times. Starfire could not seem to grasp it. Dr. Sonters hesitantly held up the first card that was meant to look like a fish.
"Oh what a lovely Zorflar!" She exclaimed.
What the crap is a Zorflar, Dr. Sonters wondered. She tried another one meant to look like candelabra.
Starfire gasped. "How dare you!" She exclaimed and turned, arms folded, in offense.
Dr. Sonters looked at it and turned it several ways and could not find anything offensive about it. She finally sighed and left the room.
Starfire attempted to make more art after she left. But not with everything in one piece….
***
Next on the list was Beast Boy.
Dr. Sonters quickly explained what an Ink blot test was and continued when he said he understood. She held up the first card.
Beast Boy stared at it for several seconds.
"Your supposed to say what comes to your mind first." Dr. Sonters explained again.
Beast Boy was no longer looking at the card, but at the ceiling. "Moped…." He said dreamily.
Dr. Sonters snapped her fingers to gain his attention. "Focus here." She said pointing at the card. "I'm going to hold up another one, and you say the first thing that comes to your head. Okay?"
Beast Boy nodded and she put up a new card.
"Black spots." Beast Boy replied.
Dr. Sonters held up another one.
"Black…dots?" Beast Boy replied.
Dr. Sonters held up another one.
"Black…. Uh…. Spots?"
"I think we're done here," Dr. Sonters said as she left the room not before Beast Boy had started day dreaming again. She heard him whisper Raven's name. This would be a long day.
***
Raven was up for the last Ink Blot test. Dr. Sonters walked in and found Raven reading a book. She looked up when she noticed Dr. Sonters walking across the room and sitting down.
Dr. Sonters explained the Ink blot test one last time, and held up the first card made to look like a horse.
"Beast Boy." She stated plainly.
She held up the next chard meant to look like a bird.
"Beast Boy."
A car.
"Beast Boy."
"Okay. I think we're done here." Dr. Sonters said standing up.
Raven stood up with a worried look on her face.
"You won't tell him that will you?"
"Doctor Patient confidentiality." The doctor replied. Raven relaxed. "Is it such a big deal though? I mean, you two are dating aren't you?"
"No." Raven replied defensively.
"Oh, I just figured…Well, then I guess I can't tell you what Beast Boy said…"
"What? What did he say?" Raven asked inquisitively.
Dr. Sonters left the room with a smile on her face.
End of Chapter Two! YAY! Hope you liked it. If you have any psychological tests you would like the Titans to experience, just send me a private message or just include it in a Review.