~Black Dragon41~
Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil, Leon, Luis, Krasuer, Wesker, Alexia, Barry, Alfred, or Sheva.
Warning: may be very disturbing and crack-like in some situations.
Getting pulled over
Are you having trouble with getting pulled over? Are you constantly chased down by the cops for speeding or breaking laws? Receiving way too many tickets? Or are you a law abiding citizen, and you happen to make a mistake for the first time and need help or tips to settle the situation? Or are you one of those guys who like to piss-off the police and end up in deeper shit? Well this section will help you in avoiding further trouble with the law enforcement and show you the right and wrong way to handle the situation. Leon will demonstrate how to properly handle the situation with the bluecoats.
The rightway to handle the arm of the law: Situation 1- A blonde and handsome man is on his way to a friend's party and has accidentally ran a stop light and there just happens to be a county sheriff behind him. The sirens go off. Leon quickly and safely pulls over onto the side of the road and the police cruiser pulls up behind him. The cop exits his vehicle and walks up to Leon's car.
Leon: He rolls down his window. "Hello, can I help you?"
Luis: "Sir, did you know that you ran a stoplight?"
Leon: "Uh, no… I did?"
Luis: He points a flashlight at Leon. "Sir, I am going to need your driver's license."
Leon: "Uh, sure." He pulls out his billfold and hands the license to the cop.
Luis: He walks over to his cruiser and runs Leon's license and name. Then walks back. "Sir, your name is clean, so I'll give you a warning this time." He hands Leon the license.
Leon: He sighs. "Oh thank you. I was running late to a party so… It was an honest mistake, I won't do it again."
Luis: "Alright now, have a nice night sir." He walks back to his car….
Getting pulled over by the cops is big deal, so remember to keep calm in the situation. Also, be kind to the police. Starting an argument will get you into deeper trouble and as for fighting, it will likely get you thrown in jail. If you remain clam and collective through out the ordeal, then it will be less stressful and quick for you and the law enforcement.
Now you must avoid with all means necessary for the wrong way to handle the police, following the guidelines below will give you a 'one way ticket' to prison and/or court. The next two situations will demonstrate what not to do when getting pulled over, you've been warned.
The wrong way to handle the arm of the law: Situation 1- Five friends; Krauser, Barry, Alexia, Lisa, and Sheva are late to a friend's party. As they sped on the highway, a law enforcement officer chased after them. The chase lasted for thirteen minutes before the group finally gave up the chase, they then pulled over and so did the police. The officer exits his vehicle and walks to the speeders, flashlight in hand and the other on his gun.
Krauser: Rolls down his window. "Fucking horseshit!"
Sheva: She sighs heavily. "They got us now."
Alexia: Smacks the back of krauser's head. "You let them get us! Fucking worthless asshole!"
Krauser: "look! I'll take care of the problem okay!"
Barry: "Well make it quick, we're gonna be late!"
Lisa T: "Uhhnnggnn!
Luis: Holds out the gun at the driver. "Sir, get out of the vehicle right now! You are under arrest!"
Krauser: "For what account?"
Luis: "Speeding, running several red lights and stop signs, wreckless driving, public endangerment and most-likely resisting arrest."
Krasuer: "Hmmmm? Got that right!" His arm transforms into a long blade and then he stabs it through the cop. "Loser!"
Luis: "Ugghhhh!" He falls to the ground and slowly dies. The party goers drive off quickly….
Not the best way to avoid arrest, but violence is the ticket for some people. I highly encourage you to use little or no violence against the officers. However the next situation is one reason why you don't mess with the law enforcement.
The wrong way to handle the arm of the law: Situation 2- A cross-dressing man happens to be driving to a formal dance class, however, he was being perused by a cop for speeding. Although he was really determined to get to his dance classes on time and he had a plan to rid the officer. So he quickly pulled over and the officer did as well, then approached the vehicle.
Alfred: "Damn idiot, can't wait to punish you for my mishaps." He whispered and giggled girly. He placed his large purse or man-bag over his AK47, that laid in the passenger seat.
Wesker: He walks up to the window. "Madam…???! Or…… Sir? You were traveling 70 mph on a 45 limit for the past kilometer? I am going to need to see your license."
Alfred: "Ah, is that so?" He sneakily pulled up the gun from under the bag and loaded the rounds into the policeman's chest.
Wesker: "Uggh!" He stumbled back a few feet.
Alfred: "No fool is going to delay my lessons. Why you're just a…."
Wesker: He angrily punched his fist into the car door, literally twisting the steel. He ripped the door off with ease. "Assaulting an officer? That's against the law, which means you are now under arrest."
Alfred: "AH SHIT! MY CAR!!! ….. SHIT MYSELF!!!" He held the gun up again and continued to unload his rounds.
Wesker: He smirked wickedly. "I get highly amused when they resist arrest. However, I am going to need a body bag for this one."
Alfred: !!! "Stay away from me, you freak!" He pressed the gas petal and drove, but the officer vanished and repapered in the front of the vehicle.
Wesker: He brought his fist down on the engine and smashed it to bits. "I am starting to enjoy this profession."
Alfred: "AHH SHIT!"….
Don't mess with the law enforcement, this situation was the reason why I warned you.
Resisting arrest and assaulting an officer can land you in a world of trouble. Although I highly doubt that the police men can rip off your car door and smash your beauty of steel to bits, instead they would likely:
1. Mace your face
2. Shove a gun into your chest
3. Beat the shit out of you with their night stick
4. Unpredictably tackle you
5. Shock the shit out of you with a taiser
6. Yank you out of the car, slam you down against the road and force you to eat asphalt
7. Shoot you to death…. …………….. ……….. ….nuff said
Please be a law abiding citizen for your own sake, because 90% of the time, the law wins. Be sure to drive safely, and good night.
A/N: Please read and review. Also, give me some of the tight situations that you get into. Resident Evil will be able to help you, in some sort of manner. Odd? XD