A/N: I got a few reviews asking me to continue, so I decided that I would keep going on this story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach… yet.

Chapter 2: Hunting down the Espada! Plus Flashbacks!

The "Father" of the Espada began to sense for the reiatsu of Grimmjow and Nnoitora. He felt the arrancar, and began walking towards them.

:Flashback:

Nnoitora and Grimmjow were fighting again, but this time, they had done the unforgivable. They had trashed the high and mighty Aizen-sama's room. Aizen found out about it ten minutes after it had happened. He found a note with a picture of Nnoitora (drawn very crapily) and a picture of Grimmjow (Which Aizen thought he would later donate to the Louvre). It had a smiley face on it saying they were sorry. So, with thoughts of rage going through his head, he began to plot his evil vengence.

:End Flashback:

As Aizen was walking, he passed Syzael's room and hear the scream of a… woman? But Syzael is gay!! Aizen thought as he marched right in and saw… "Luppi?!" Aizen shouted, horrified at the presence of the fully-disrobed former sixth Espada, with Syzael exploring her/him/it. "It's not what it looks like Aizen-sama!" Syzael shouted out in a desperate attempt to save his own life. Aizen commanded the pink-hair, "Turn Luppi back!" Syzael replied hesitantly, "Uh… I don't know how yet." Aizen, who was now enraged, pulled out the handcuffs, slapped them on Syzael, and knocked the pink-hair out. Then, the evil leader of the Espada left, forgetting all about poor, traumatized Luppi. "…Aizen-sama?"

:With Ulquiorra and Orihime:

Ulquiorra laid down Inoue's tray of food. The normally quite shy Orihime asked the albino Espada innocently, "Ulquiorra-san?" The slightly annoyed Espada replied coldly, "What?" "Well, have you ever smiled?" The white arrancar glared at the woman with a WTF?! look. "NO." Ulquiorra said. "Really? Why not?" Orihime said, seemingly slighty intrigued. Remember what Aizen said, I've just got to distract Whitey/Ulquiorra a little longer, Inoue thought.

:Flashback:

"I trust that your stay in Las Noches has been enjoyable?" Aizen asked Orihime, wearing his Oscar-winning fatherly, slightly sick smile. "Well, no. No I'm not! I want to go home to my friends. I wanna, I wanna!" Orihime said, obviously stir-crazy and home sick. "Well, have you ever been to Los Angeles?" Aizen asked. "No." Orihime began to suspect that something was going on. "Well, to make sure that my Espada don't kill anyone while they're down there, I'm going to send you, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Nnoitora, and one last person who gets on my nerves today." Aizen chuckled. "However, to make Ulquiorra go, you'll have to stall him for a while, in the mean time, I'll be loading my dartgun." Aizen said mischieviously. Orihime sweatdropped, but agreed nonetheless.

:End Flashback:
"Because, smiling is a human emotion. In case you have not noticed, I am neither human, nor do I want to be human," Ulquiorra replied, "Now eat your food." Orihime, while eating what Ulquiorra gave her, asked him, "Do hollows eat this kind of food too?" Ulquiorra sighed. Well, at least this annoying girl and situation can't get any- Ulquiorra was cut off mid thought, as a sharp needle jabbed into his arse. The liquid from the dart that was attached to the needle began to inject itself into him. Ulquiorra muttered angrily, or, at least as angrily as Ulquiorra can get, "Dammit…" before passing out. Aizen snuck in, picked up Orihime and Ulquiorra, and walked out of the room. Then he jumped onto an elephant like hollow and dropped the two. Aizen then took a safari hat out of nowhere and put it on shouting "Let the hunt begin!" inside the carriage on top of the elephant, where Orihime, Ulquiorra, and Aizen were, Gin, who was carrying Aizen's hunting equiptment snickering "I drugged Aizen's tea. I drugged Aizen's tea," and Tosen, who was given a map, and was pawing at is strangely, both in full safari hunt gear. Gin, who was listening to an iPod, began to sing quietly, "We are goin on a safari, see the lion from mah ferrari…" while the elephant rounded a corner. "Gin, hand me my dart pistols." Gin complied with Aizen's request. Aizen them jumped off of the elephant, and put him B.K. Whopper on the ground. He jumped back on the elephant and they all waited patiently. (Except for Tosen, who kept asking "Are they there yet? How about now? Now?)

:With Nnoitora:

Nnoitora had just finished baking a pink icinged chocolate cake that had the words, "Sorry Aizen-sama" on the top of it (Nnoitora's secret hobby, heheheh). Then, suddenly, an alluring aroma filled the air. He ran out of the kitchen and shouted out for all of Las Noches to hear. "WHO ORDERED BURGER KING?!"

:With Grimmjow:

Grimmjow was painting another one of his "Mona Lisas" (This one looked surprisingly like Rangiku) when he heard someone shout out, "WHO ORDERED BURGER KING?!" Grimmjow dropped his paintbrush, released his zanpakto, and ran on all fours toward the smell of meat and grease.

:With Aizen:

Aizen, taking his dart pistols, homed in on the approaching Espadas' reiatsu, and fired before he even saw them. The darts hit their marks. Once the two Espada hit the ground, Aizen called Yammi. "Hai, Aizen-sama?" Yammi asked. "Help me shove these guys into their gigai." Aizen commanded toward the large, brutish arrancar. "Where do I shove them into it?" Yammi asked. "…" Aizen didn't reply.

A/N: Sorry, I had to write this during school, so it's kind of rushed. Next chaper: Espada at the Airport! Appearance of a new face!

(In the other room)
Grimmjow: Hold still dammit! ChibiUlq. said for me to draw you, and he OWNS you.

Mystery Voice: I'm trying alright! This pose hurts every fiber of my being!
Grimmjow: URUSAI! JUST STAND STILL ALREADY, OR LET ME KILL YOU!!

Me: O.K. So, that was… anticlimactic. Oh well. Leave reviews, or Aizen will shoot you with a Dartgun (Aizen grins evilly in the background).