A/N: Sorry it took so long to update
A/N: Sorry it took so long to update. I kinda had writers block.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach… If I did, Ulquiorra would have his own theme song, Senna would still be alive, and Gin would have eyes.
Espada Before Take Off!!
Gin, smiling with his eyes closed while wearing his gigai, ended up driving Inoue, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Syzael, and Nnoitora to an airport in the middle of nowhere. The group all had their gigai on, and had packed their bags. However, the espada had small problems with their gigai. Nnoitora's was about a foot shorter than he was, it had green eyes, and white hair. Syzael, outraged by his little problem, kept scratching at his chest. In return for turning Luppi into a girl, Aizen had made Syzael's gigai a woman's body. Grimmjow was slightly upset that his muscles weren't as large, he didn't have his sharp teeth anymore, but, worst of all, his hair was black. Finally, the one who had the biggest problem with his gigai, but didn't mention it, was Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra's was a bit too tight. Not on his chest, not on his head, not on his feet, not on his legs, not on his arms either, but at his groin. When Ulquiorra mentioned this to Aizen, Aizen almost jawdropped, but managed to keep his composure. To make sure it wasn't too tight, Aizen had made it one foot long. But to Ulquiorra, it was too tight. Inoue was the only one with a perfectly working gigai. Gin, still not watching where he went, ended up parking on top of an innocent bystanders truck with his small ferrari. Meanwhile, bystanders wondered how the creepy eyed man had just defied the laws of physics. Before opening gagaranta, Gin handed them each one copy of their identity. With that, Gin scared the crap out of the humans around them with the giant menos arms pulled him inside the gagaranta.
With that, the odd group walked into the airport. As soon as they got through the security line, Orihime said, "I'm hungry, let's get some food." As all the other Espada agreed that they were hungry, and since the gigai actually needed human food to produce the energy that the arrancar lived off of, they agreed. Ulquiorra took out a wallet, and handed some money to a man serving Burger King, and gave each person a piece of food. As they walked to their gate, each person read over their assigned roles:
I. Nnoitora:
Name: Nicholas Polyar
Occupation: High School Basketball Coach
Relationship: Father of Ivana
Reason to travel: To protect his 'daughter'
Age: 53
II. Grimmjow:
Name: Garry Polyar
Occupation: Boxer
Relationship: Brother of Ivana/Son of Nnoitora
Reason to travel: Help his 'father'/Protect his 'sister'
Age: 24
III. Syzael:
Name: Samantha Ryans
Occupation: College Student
Relationship: Orihime's best friend
Reasont to Travel: Do schoolwork with Inoe
Age: 18
IV. Inoue:
Name: Ivana Polyar
Occupation: College Student
Relationship: Girlfriend of Lios U. Kiora
Reason to travel: Visit Los Angeles for first time in life
Age: 18
V. Ulquiorra:
Name: Lios U. Kiora
Occupation: College Student
Relationship: Boyfriend of Ivana Polyar
Reason to Travel: Spend some time with Ivana
Age: 21
After they learned read these lines, they continued to read the papers, to learn of their backgrounds and personalities. After they finished, they read each other's cards.
Eventually, it was time to load onto the plane. Ivana, Nicholas, Garry, Samantha, and Lios all flew first class. Inoue, trying to give the impression that they were an actually couple, sat next to Ulquiorra, while Syzael, ever the actor, sat next to Inoue, acting as her friend. Grimmjow and Nnoitora sat behind them. Nnoitora had the window seat, and Grimmjow got to sit next to a hot lady. The woman, sensing the arrancar's lust, hit him in the face, without even looking at him. She sat across to her younger brother, Thomas. Thomas was a white haired boy, short in stature, with green eyes, while his sister, Michelle, was taller, had an ample bosom, blue eyes, and had orange hair. Grimmjow, ever the idiot, pulled out his last "Mona Lisa" rendition. He looked at it, then her, then it then her. Grimmjow fainted, thinking one of his paintings came to life. Ulquiorra, was read a book called "Grimmjow's Diar- I mean Journal." Whew. Almost forgot about that. Oh, well, since he's passed out, he can't hear me. Ulquiorra was reading a book called "Grimmjow's Diary". Nnoitora, ever vigilant, was reading his cookbook chapter called erotic cakes, while Syzael was listening to a device called an iPod. Inuoe, tired from the mad tea party Aizen had thrown before they left, leaned her head on Ulquiorra's shoulder and fell asleep. Ulquiorra noticed, but let her stay there. He didn't mind. In fact, to Ulquiorra, it actually felt good.
A/N: Sorry if this chapter didn't have the funiness from before. I wanted to make sure everyone's roles were clearly stated. And no, Thomas is not Toushiro, and Michelle is not Matsumoto, they are my characters.