A/N: Sorry it took about a week or something to update. I've been reading a lot of fanfics lately.

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach. If I did, I'd be rich…

Espada at the Airport

After the Espada, Inoue, Michelle, and Thomas had gotten off of the plane, Garry/Grimmjow realized how hungry he was. He voiced his thoughts in the most intelligent way he knew how. Drooling at the mouth, and stomach growling, he complained to the, unfortunately, most mature arrancar in gigai, "I'm Hungry." Nicholas/Nnoitora said the same thing once Grimmjow finished.

"You should have eaten before we left." Syzael mentioned as he remembered the arrancar he had eaten before they left.

"Fine." Ulquiorra was getting annoyed, though his face showed no emotion. The albino Espada had not attempted to kill the two in over two weeks. He did not want to lose now after he had reached a new record. He reached into his pocket, and felt around for his wallet. "What the-" Ulquiorra felt around for the wallet, but couldn't find it. He noticed a boy with long, straight white hair, who was waving Ulquiorra's wallet. Ulquiorra charged at the boy at full speed. He tackeled the younger child, and attempted to take the wallet from him. Thomas grinned, amused that something fun was finally happening since the pair had left. Ulquiorra reached and barely missed. Thomas, realizing that eventually the albino would obtain the wallet, attacked in the strongest way he knew how. The small white haired child kicked his groin as an attempt to get to keep the wallet. Ulquiorra fell to the ground in pain. "Damn you kid!" Ulquiorra swore angrilly, the pain evident in his face.

"Eh, Screw You!" Thomas said in a british accent. Then, unbeknowst to our rebellious white haired child, Michelle came up behind him, snatched the wallet, and gave it back to Ulquiorra.

"Sorry about that. Thomas here gets a little caught-up in his pranks." Michelle apologized. The white haired man, still confused about what the prank was, took his wallet, and walked over to Ivana/Inoue, Samantha/Syzael, Garry/Grimmjow, and Nicholas/Nnoitora.

"What happened Lios-kun?" Inoue asked. Grimmjow, who had seen the whole thing said, " I think Lios here just got a huge blow delivered to his male ego." Grimmjow, Syzael, and Nnoitora began to crack up, with a heavily blushing Inoue standing there, with strange thoughts in her head. Ulquiorra had unfortunately disappeared.

"Yeah. I'll have one personal pan pizza, a coke, a dr. pepper, and two orders of breadsticks. Thanks." Ulquiorra had walked over to a Pizza Hut, and ordered food. As he got his order, he gave Inoue one of the orders of breaksticks, and motioned for her to sit down at the table he walking over to. Okay, just this once. For Aizen-sama! Ulquiorra thought. The Espada and Inoue watched as Ulquiorra's face twisted and turned. It looked as if he was in immense pain. Then, the 'emotionless' Espada looked down. Inoue, thinking he was dead, took a step back. "Come on over here, Ivana-chan." Ulquiorra was… SMILING?! WTF?! Grimmjow, Nnoitora, and Syzael all fell down, landing on the ground and getting tred on by bywalkers. Inoue, surprised that Ulquiorra showed any emotion, let alone smile, walked over cautiously. Ulquiorra then leaned in close to Inoue's face, still smiling like Gin, except with open eyes. He was now so close that she could feel his breath. Inoue began to feel something she had only felt before when she saw Kurosaki. She began to feel aroused. Then, he whispered to her, "Be convincing. Remember your personality. Remember your role."

Oh, yeah. Inouoe sighed in her mind realizing that the emotion was just acting. At least I can act like he likes me. Wait a minute? What am I thinking?! I hate him! He took me away from Rukia, Renji, Rangiku, Toshiro, Ikkaku, Ichigo, Ishida, and everyone else! I hate him, and he hates me! Inoue, ever the brilliant actor, took a slice of pizza, and cut it into small pieces.

"Close your eyes, Lios-kun." Inoue told Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra, slightly hesitant at first, did so after thinking it over for a few seconds. "Now, open your mouth." Inoue was still bossing around the Quatra Espada. Ulquiorra was on his last nerve, but obeyed her none the less. The Espada tasted cheese, tomato sauce, and bread.

"Pizza." Ulquiorra stated what it was, curious why Inoue was doing this.

"You're good." Orihime said, surprised he had gotten it right. So, she picked up her own drink, and put the straw in his mouth. After taking a sip and pondering for a moment or two, Ulquiorra guessed.

"Dr. Pepper?" Ulquiorra guessed, hesistant at first, but he became slightly more confident when he thought about it.

"Really good." Inoue said, smiling.

Ulquiorra waited for another piece of food to enter his mouth. Then he tasted something sweet. He could only describe it as delicious. What is this? It's not coke, not pizza, not a breadstick, and definitely not Dr. Pepper. Ulquiorra was getting angry. He liked the taste, and wanted to know what it was. He wanted more. Why? Why can't I tell what this is?! I should be able to tell if it's a food or liqiud! Wait a second. What if it isn't a food or liquid?! Slowly, Ulquiorra opened his eyes. He saw what was on his lips, and realized what was going on. Is she… kissing me? But, why would she do that? Doesn't she hate me? Oh well, if you can't beat em' join em. We are a couple in this world after all. Ulquiorra began to kiss her back. Nnoitora and Syzael had went to get their luggage, leaving Grimmjow with the two 'lovebirds' alone.

"You two done yet?" Grimmjow asked. He had finished an order of breadsticks, and was now bored with watching Inoue and Ulquiorra have a breath-stealing/kissing contest. Inoue, realizing that Ulquiorra was kissing her back, blushed the deepest shade of red Grimmjow and Ulquiorra had ever seen, while the Quatra Espada didn't care. They were techinically a couple after all.

After a few minutes, Nnoitora and Syzael came back with their luggage. Then, Ulquiorra rented a car, and drove the group around town, trying to find an apartment complex to stay at. When they found one, Ulquiorra stopped, seeing a face he found all too familiar. "Y-y-you?!" Ulquiorra yelped, slightly afraid.

"Albinoman!" Thomas shouted out. "You staying here too?!"

A/N: Sorry it took so long to update. I read a little too much. Please review, or I'll send Thomas to your hometown with Hyourinmaru. Oh, and the main difference between Toshiro and Thomas is their hair, and their attitude. When I made Thomas, I was wondering what would happen if Toshiro went through puberty.