A/N: I just want to finish this story so I can move on to "The Second Sereitei: Birth of Dante Schiffer". So, I will probably try update at least once a week from now on.

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach. If I did, I would have negotiated to put the Bleach People in SSBB.

New Neighbors

"Albino man!" Thomas shouted out. "You staying here too?!"

"Thommy! Who's that?" Michelle shouted to the long haired child. She walked over, holding onto a small submarine sandwhich. She looked at Ulquiorra puzzled, and then suddenly remembered him. She promptly hit Thomas on the head with her fist.

"Hey, what was that for?!" Thomas shouted to his older sister.

"I'm sorry sir. Has my younger brother been bothering you?" Michelle asked in a sweet tone. "He has a tendency to be very annoying at times. Trust me, I know." This earned her a glare from the white haired youth.

Orihime, not knowing either of their names, nostalgically, whispered, "Rangiku-chan. Toshiro-kun."

"Who are you talking about?" Michelle asked Inoue. "Oh. My apologies. My name is Michelle, and this," motioning toward the long white-haired youth, "is my younger brother, Thomas. You are?" Michelle asked Inoue.

"Oh, my name's Ivana. This is my father, Nicholas, my brother, Garry, and my best friend, Samantha." Inoue said, introducing Syzael, Nnoitora, and Grimmjow.

"And who, may I ask, is the hottie with you guys?" Michelle said flirtatiously, eyeing Ulquiorra.

"He's-" Inoue began, but was cut off by the white skinned prince himself.

"Lios U. Kiora. Pleased to meet you." Ulquiorra said, without too much interest or emotion.

"So, Ivana, is he single? Or am I too late?" Michelle whispered to Inoue. Inoue began to feel something she hadn't in a very long time. She was angry. Fuck you bitch! Ulquiorra is mine! No one will take him away from me! I own him. Inoue thought angrily. Though, fortunately for her, her demeanor betray her thoughts.

"Yeah, he's taken. He's my boyfriend." Inoue spoke out to Michelle. Michelle turned a bright shade of red, realizing that she had been ogling someone elses man.

"Omg, I'm so sorry! I didn't know, but I shouldn't have looked at him. I'm sooo sorry!" Michelle ranted out to Orihime in apology. Inoue, realizing that Michelle didn't know about their 'relationship', began to get mad at herself. I don't even really like him. Why the hell did I think those angry thoughts? Inoue thought.

"It's okay, Michelle-chan. It's hard to see if two people are in a relationship sometimes." Inoue replied to the redhead. Then, the girls began to talk about feminine stuff, but were interrupted by two thumping sounds. Inoue turned to see Thomas and Ulquiorra stand above Grimmjow and Nnoitora, the first two looked either mad or amused. Grimmjow attempted to stand up after the blow to both his pride and his stomach.

"Don't tempt me to finish the job." Ulquiorra told Grimmjow. How dare that bastard make fun of me! Ulquiorra thought. Then, the Albino Espada turned to Thomas. "Why did you kick Mr. Polyar?" Ulquiorra asked Thomas.

"Because you hit the black-haired guy." Thomas answered simply.

"Lios-kun! Thomas's sister, Michelle, is going to show us around town." Inoue informed the albino man, smiling as she walked over to him.

"Kay. Just tell her that we're gonna go unpack. Oi! Sam! Come over here and give me a hand. Mr. Polyar, Garry, please get up. You weren't hitten too hard." Ulquiorra said to the party. "Ivana-chan, let me carry your luggage. I don't want those beautiful hands of your to get hurt." Ulquiorra told Inoue in a slightly flirtatious tone.

"Hey! Kiora! Get away from my sister!" Grimmjow shouted out at the Ulquiorra. What the hell is Grimmjow talking about? Wait a minute… Oh Yeah! He's Inoue's 'brother'. And he is the protective sort. Ulquiorra thought.

"Why? After all, all I'm doing is helping Ivana-chan. And I'm sure that she likes it. Don't you, Ivana?" Ulquiorra said in a superior tone. "It's not like you offered to carry her bags for her." The white skinned man smirked at the now black haired number six espada gave him a furious scowl.

"Yeah whitey? Well she's my sister, and it's my job to protect her as such! So, back off Kiora!" Grimmjow said to Ulquiorra. The two were now having the longest staring contest that any bystander had ever seen. Thomas, ever the brilliant little thirteen year old, took out a piece of paper and a pen, and began to make bets with people.

"Uh… Garry, Lios-kun." Inoue said timidly. The two Espada broke their staring contest to look at the redhaired girl. In the background, Thomas was accepting bills from multiple people. "You two don't have to fight over me. And, by the way, where is Samantha?" Inoue stuttered, obviously afraid that some kind of fight would break out.

"I've been taking all of our stuff up to our room, and beating down Mr. Polyar." Syzael said, appearing from the background, carrying an almost dead Nnoitora. Ulquiorra and Grimmjow jumped back, obviously surprised that Syzael could defeat his superior so easily.

"Since that's all taken care of, Want to come with me and Thomas to Disneyland? We come out here for vacation every year. During the one week we are here, we go to Disneyland for two days, Universal one, Soak City one, Knott's Berry Farm one, Santa Monica Beach one, and the other two days, we stay home. Oh, Inoue what room do you have?" Michelle asked, smiling, obviously wanting to both apologize and make new friends.

"That sounds fun! I'm in room #135." Inoue said to the other redhead.

"Cool, I'm in room #136." Michelle said smiling.

"So, what is 'Disneyland'?" Ulquiorra said, frowning, wondering if he was going to regret this due to lack of prior knowledge.

A/N: Sorry I couldn't update earlier. Review, or Thomas is gonna go to your house next.