Oh yeah, btw I don't own JP or his thoughts, actions, or characters. Except for Nudge, but she doesn't really count...
Nudge: Hey! I do count! Max said so herself! And you have to agree 'cuz it's a Maxocracy out there! mmmffff
Me {'Juliet'} [Covers Nudge's mouth with hand]-Erm, Nudge, you know that's a bit creepy.
Well, on with the story:
This is set in the cafeteria of said school in middle of somewhereish nowhere...if you know what I mean.
Juliet-Alanya, you can stop pouting. Nudge just so happens to be a faster talker than you. Don't take it personally. She's a mutant freak, remember? It's like when you thought Jeff was smarter than you... and he turned out to be a robot sent from Mars to kill us. That didn't end very well...
Alanya- But she's younger than me! And she's faster and flexible-er and fashionable-er and stronger and a better ballerina than me! {pouts}
Nudge-{approaches table with three loaded cafeteria trays}-You know, these cafeteria salads are really good. So are the nachos...and the pizza...and the chili...and the cake...and the cookies...and the pickles...and the hamburger...and the fries...and the chips...and the fish sticks...and the-
Juliet-well, I sincerely hope that you don't vomit it up. You have the choice of either going to Band with me or going to Math with Alanya. Both are quite vomit-provoking...
Nudge-Could I ditch? I mean there's nowhere really to go because we're in the middle of somewhereish nowhere but I could fly and get back in time for next period!
Alanya-People would see you. You would get caught and get detention. Even though they don't even give detention except when Mrs. Venalzuelaiaiauaula threatens but she's never actually done it. I don't get that. Aren't empty threats sooo stupid? Anyways you'd defs get in like, sooo much trubs but it'd be like, sooo worth it. I wish I could fly! Then I wouldn't have math and that would rock 'cuz Mr. Van Elefant gives us way too much homework and I reallllly reeeally hate homework! And-
Nudge-Yeah I feel soooo lucky. It's too bad that you don't have wings then we could fly off and ditch together. Aww man that makes me miss Max and Fang and Angel and Gazzy and Iggy and Total. By the way I think you should get a dog, Juliet. I mean your cats are kewl but the one eats blankets and is all dysfunctionaloid [A/N: my cat actually does eat blankets] and the other one is all quiet and then dogs are all perfect and wonderful aln protective and-
Juliet- SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM BEING ALL INDIE AND LISTENING TO MY MUSIC THAT NO ONE'S HEARD OF ON FULL VOLUME BUT I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!! MUST RESORT TO LOUDNESS!!! SYSTEM SHORT CIRCUITING!!!! AHHHHHHHHH
{Nudge and Alanya stare at her strangely}
Juliet- Sorry. Momentary lapse in silent Fangishness
{Juliet goes to band and gets the long-awaited band room chinchilla stuck in her clarinet. Alanya goes to math and gets all depressed 'cuz she got 42% on a test. Nudge ditches and has fun.}
THE END!
Of chapter 2 that is...btw Nudge is now bound and gagged in my closet.
Nudge-HWWW LNNN D EE HFF TTUH STTTAH HRR? DSS SUXXX {how long do I have to stay here? This sucks!}
Me-TOO BAD FOR YOU, little motormouth. {insert evil laugh here}