A/N: Sorry it's taking me so long, I want this to be the best chapter of the entire story! I will be famous for taking the Espada to Disneyland (Begins ranting about fame, power, money, and manga)

Disclaimer: I own Thomas and Michelle, but not Bleach or Disneyland…

Onward to Disney

"My my my, Lios-san, I've never seen you this worked up before." Syzael said, walking out of her/his room with a well-fitting sweatshirt covering her gigai's chest. Following her were "Nicholas" and "Gary". Ulquiorra was wearing a green t-shirt, with a black jacket, and blue jeans. Gary was wearing a blue t-shirt, with green sweatshorts, and Nicholas was wearing all black, with long sleeves and a jacket. Inoue popped out with Michelle trailing her. Michelle was wearing short shorts, with a tight fitting top that had a Mickey Mouse head on it.

"I-I-Ivana-chan?!" Ulquiorra shouted out at her. His 'girlfriend' was wearing an extremely tight fitting white top with a black Mickey head on the back. She was wearing American Eagle jeans, and was smiling at Ulquiorra seductively.

"What, Lios-kun, like my outfit?" Inoue said, smirking at Ulquiorra's now red face.
" What are we waiting for?! Onward to Disneyland!" Thomas shouted out to the crew.

After an outrageously short car ride which defied the laws of physics and the absurd ticket wait (The two absolute truths of the universe), the group of Espada and humans stood inside the gates of Disneyland. Syzael, Nnoitora, and Grimmjow all had little kid sparkles in their eyes. So did Inoue, Michelle, and Thomas. Ulquiorra didn't.

"Okay, I say we all get fastpasses for Spacemountain. That one's always crowded." Thomas began to go over their battleplan. "Right now, we'll head to the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters."

"Lios-kun, I'm scared," Inoue said to Ulquiorra, pleading for reassurance.

"Don't worry Ivana-chan, I'm here." Ulquiorra said simply. They walked through the waiting area, and got into small circular vehicles on a track. After they figured out what to do, they went through the ride and played the game. Afterwards, Grimmjow and Nnoitora compared scores.

"Yo, I got 100,000." Grimmjow declared, excited he got such a big number.

"Too bad, I got 200,000." Nnoitora smirked.

"Pathetic." Ulquiorra stated.

"Yeah, I mean come on, please." Thomas taunted in a sarcastic tone.

"Oh yeah?! What the hell you'd get, huh?!" Grimmjow shouted out accusingly towards the two.

"1,000,000,000." The two smug men/teens replied smirking at their rivals.

Everyone exiting the attraction stared at them for about three minutes.

"What?" Ulquiorra said, confused as to why he was being stared at.

"Let's go." Michelle said, giving up what small hope she had left that her brother was normal.

After the group left through the exit, they headed to Space Mountain. Once they got onto their "spaceship", the unusual set started off on their little journey through the amazing roller coaster, Space Mountain. As the countdown ended the ride began. The sheer speed, the twists and turns, the sudden drops, the sheer adrenaline rushing through his artificial veins genuinly impressed and amazed Ulquiorra. In fact, the best way to sum up his feelings would be a simple sentence. Ulquiorra had FUN.

\SOMEWHERE IN HUECO MUNDO/

"Aizen-sama! Yammi just wrote a scientific paper on superstring theory that won a pulitzer prize!"
"It's the end of the world! Run for your life!"
"But aren't we dead?"

\BACK TO THE ORIGINAL STORY/

Unfortunately, it was here that Syzael learned a very, very, very important lesson. Motion Sickness was not to be taken lightly.

"I don't think that I should go on anymore rides." Syzael said between pukes.

"I agree." Thomas said as he hid behind Michelle.

"Okay, then can you hold onto our stuff?" Michelle asked.

"Sure -barf- I can." Syzael said.

"Okay my turn to pick a ride." Grimmjow said. "I choose… that big sandy mountain thing."

"You mean Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, right?" Ulquiorra said, remembering Grimmjow's low I.Q. of 134.

"Yeah, that." Grimmjow said. The rest of the group agreed.

"No thank you." Ulquiorra rejected the idea. "Just go on without me."

"Aww, but Lios-kun, why?" Inoue put on the puppy eyes, knowing that Ulquiorra, if he wanted to play his role, couldn't resist.

"No, I'm sorry, but I can't right now. Sorry Ivana-chan. I'm going to keep Samantha here company and get fastpasses for Splash Mountain." Ulquiorra said, keeping his eyes closed in case Inoue tried to put on the puppy dog eyes.

"Fine." Inoue huffed as she followed the rest of the group.

Once they were out of earshot, Ulquiorra spoke.

"Follow me, Syzael." Ulquiorra commanded as he walked over the the part of the park he believed was called Critter Country.

\With the rest of the group/

Inoue realized soon that getting in first was not such a good idea. At every turn, she had Michelle's boobs in her face. At every other turn, her boobs went into Michelle's face. However, Grimmjow was having a great time sitting behind them, as was Nnoitora. Thomas however enjoyed the ride. After all, he had gotten in first, and had a blazing hot babe with a huge chest sit next to him. Once the got off the ride they headed over to the fastpass entrace to Splash Mountain. Afterr a four minute wait, they got in the ride. Unfortunately, they had too many people to go in one canoe. However, in an attempt to perform an actually nice act to get them all toghether, he had offered to share a seat with the last person in their party. What he hadn't realized when he had made the offer to the employee was that the last person in their party was Inoue. And with his malfunctioning gigai groin, he didn't want to give off the wrong impression. As the first drop occurred, Inoue shouted out in glee and raised her arms, which gave him a good enough view of her breasts. Damn malfunctioning gigai! Ulquiorra thought as he felt a suge of heat course through his gigai. He, Grimmjow, and Nnoitora wailed out in horror about one minute later when all of the animatronic animals began singing. As they went up a large motor-powered ramp, which Ulquiorra hypothesized was the large drop he had seen from the front, outside the ride. And as he saw her white t-shirt back, he had a sudden flashback.

\Flashback/

"Aizen-sama, why is it that you chose to bring white fabric with you to make outfits again?" Ulquiorra thought as Gin held him at bladepoint to force the poor fourth Espada to sew the Uniforms.

"Elementary my dear Wats-Ulquiorra. Since there is no water here in Hueco Mundo, I didn't have to worry about if I had a large chested female arrancar getting wet here, besides, I think white is a real turn off, don't you?" Aizen said to Ulquiorra.

A turn-off? Ulquiorra thought, realizing his master was afraid of being called a pervert.

\End Flashback/

And that is why Halibel wanted a custum made outfit, Ulquiorra groaned in his head. As he wondered why the author had given him this random flashback at this time, he realized six things. One, while he was viewing the flashback, they had reached the top of the ramp. Two, judging by the party who had originally been in their vehicle, Disney had the water effects for this ride all the way up. Three, white became see-through when wet. Four, he and Inoue were in the front of their vehicle. Five, Inoue was wearing white. Six, he really needed to learn to act instead of think in these kind of situations. As Ulquiorra put two and two toghether, their party was almost finished their descent to the false briar patch. Not to mention into Ulquiorra's personal hell. He made an attempt to cover her shirt with his arms, but at that point, it was much too late. All six of the riders were soaked now. As they listened to Zip-a-dee-do-dah at the end of the ride, Ulquiorra grimaced as he could now see her bra strap. Once they pulled up onto the dock, Ulquiorra grabbed Inoue by the wrist and quickly dragged her through the exit. With his face a shade of red deeper than Inoue's blush in Chapter four, he brought her to a halt in front of the Haunted Mansion.

"Lios, what the hell was that about?!" Inoue shouted at him.

"Ivana-chan, please, don't bring attention to yourself." Ulquiorra pleaded her, while in his head, trying to come up with words that would gently make Inoue realize the situation without bringing much attention to them.

"The Hell I will! Hey world, look at me!" She shouted as she stood up and flailed her arms about absentmindedly, partially due to her developing rebellious side which had been born in Las Noches due to her not wanting to listen to Ulquiorra.

"Just sit down already." Ulquiorra said as he grabbed her by the shoulders and shoved her into a sitting position before anyone around them got a good look at her.

"Why should I?! Huh?!" Inoue fumed toward Ulquiorra. "What the F-ing Hell is so revolting about me, huh?!"

"It's not so much revolting as it is attracting, unfortunately." Ulquiorra said simply. Inoue stared at his face and traced his view to her shirt. "You were wearing white." Ulquiorra humored her.

"…" Inoue turned extremely red, and remained speechless as Grimmjow, Nnoitora, Syzael, Michelle, and Thomas jogged over to them.

"What's with her?" Thomas asked, looking at the gynormously embarressed Inoue. Then, in about 0.012 seconds, realization hit him and all of the other men of the group in the form of a bleeding nose.

"I guess white wasn't such a great idea, huh?" Michelle said.

"Make sure no one else sees her while I'm gone, understood?" Ulquiorra said, mostly to Michelle, rather than any of the men, or in Syzael's case, Lesbian, technically.

After about five minutes, Ulquiorra returned, holding a Disneyland bag that obviously had something in it. He pulled out a black Disneyland sweatshirt, and then spoke to Inoue. "Take it off." Ulquiorra comanded her.

"Hentai!" Inoue and Michelle shouted at the same time. Meanwhile, the mental image of her complying appeared in the rest of both the technical lesbian and men's minds, and they all fell unconcious and were tred on by wheelchairs, strollers, and people.

"I meant in the women's restroom…" Ulquiorra said agitatedly.

"Why don't I just put on the sweatshirt here?" Inoue offered weakly.

"No." Ulquiorra rejected the idea.

As Inoue headed to the restroom, Ulquiorra followed her and told (cough-commanded-cough) her, "I want that wet shirt when you come here, understood?"

"Hai…" Inoue said weakly.

In about five minutes, Inoue walked out in the black sweatshirt that Ulquiorra had bought her, with a dark blush on her face. Ulquiorra put his hand out and took the wet t-shirt from Inoue.

"Samantha's turn to chose a ride." Michelle said.

"I can't go on any of the rides. Motion Sickness, remember?" Syzael replied to her.

"I know a ride she can go on." Thomas said.

"Okay, we'll do the Haunted Mansion." Michelle read her brother's mind and spoke out.

As the group walked into the Haunted Mansion, Inoue clung to Ulquiorra's so tightly that it stopped the blood flow. Since it took about two seconds to go numb, he decided to not say anything. As they went through, they walked into a room that had only four paintings. No windows and no doors. As their 'host' informed them that there were ghosts in the 'mansion' The lights suddenly flickered off and a dead body was shown at the top of the room. This caused Inoue to jump up into Ulquiorra's arm, due to lack of blood in the other. However this did not stop the Espada from displaying his strong yet fragile doll-like finesse with his incredible sense of balance. The park patrons who saw this display couldn't help but applaud it. As he walked with her still shivering in his arms, he began to feel the blood returning to his arms. Then, he held her bridal style, and put her on the ground when he got inside the chariot. Ulquiorra particularly enjoyed the ride. Especially because she didn't realize that her chest was pressed against him. Once they finished, Ulquiorra managed to calm down Inoue.

"Okay, it's Mr. Polyar's turn to chose a ride." Michelle, one of the only mature group members stated.

"What is this one?" Nnoitora asked pointing to a strange attraction that seemed to be a large mountain.

"Matterhorn Bobsleds." Thomas said, reading the map for him.

"Then let's do that." Nnoitora decided rather rashly.

"No way, not me." Thomas said, "I'll wait with Samuel."

"Samantha…" Syzael corrected.

"Yeah, what he said." Thomas said.

"Okay, Thomas. I am a girl, not a guy." Syzael said as they walked away.

Just before the pair was out of earshot Ulquiorra, Michelle, Nnoitora, Grimmjow, and Inoue heard Thomas say, "Okay, a guy, not a girl. Got it."

The group waited in the line, and Nnoitora started an 'intelligent' conversation with Grimmjow.

"See, that's why I like chubby chest girls." Nnoitora informed his 'son' as he closed the discusion.

"Ahhh… I see." Grimmjow said, satisfied with Nnoitora's information.

As they were assigned their seats, Nnoitora was put with a woman who weighed at least two-hundred forty-three pounds.

"Well Tou-san, you got a 'chubby' girl with a chest. Is that really the kind of girl you like?" Grimmjow mocked, as he had Michelle sitting with him.

Ulquiorra got into the back of his and Inoue's seat. As she sat in front of him, he attempted to distance himself from her ever so slightly, afraid she might notice that something was sticking into her back.

"Oi! Ivana, I have a story to tell you about Lios's pet name for you." Grimmjow said, smirking at the thought.

"Pet name?" Michelle asked Grimmjow, curiosity streaking through her mind.

"It's kinda weird, but his reasoning why makes sense." Grimmjow stated intelligently. "His pet name for her is 'woman'." Grimmjow said, smirking at Ulquiorra's horrified look.

"Isn't it because I'm of the female gender?" Inoue said, wondering how there could be a story behind her sex.

"All will be revealed in time." Grimmjow said smirking. He looked back to see Ulquiorra giving him a glare that said I swear, I am going to f-ing kill you.

As the ride started, Ulquiorra actually enjoyed the music. The music being the high-pitched screams of Nnoitora, who was sitting behind him. "THE PAIN!" "MAKE IT STOP!" "MOMMY!" "MINI-ME IS DYING!" "HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH WOMAN?!" "MY TESTICLES JUST WERE SHOVED BACK INTO MY BODY!" "MY TESTICLES ARE GONNA BE SHOT OUT OF MY MOUTH!" to name a few.

As they got off the ride, the fat woman stood, seeming impatient. As he got out of the bobsled, he handed the woman a set of bills. "Pleasure doing business with you." Ulquiorra said as she walked away.

Needless to say, Nnoitora was fuming at this. "You F-ing paid her to do that." Nnoitora said, his voice still high-pitched due to the ride.

"It was payback for breaking my room door this morning." Ulquiorra gloated simply.

"Okay, we have enough time to hit one ride, before we go to watch the fireworks." Michelle said. "Samantha, you go to Main Street, and get the best seats you can for the fireworks. Make sure no tall people or people with kids get in front of you okay? Only really short midgets."

"His name's Samuel." Thomas in-corrected his sister.

"Oh yeah. I have to tell you the story about why Lios gave you that pet name Ivana." Grimmjow said, savoring the look of pure hate and bloodlust on Ulquiorra's face.

"You've got five minutes, go." Michelle begant to time it.

Grimmjow began whispering in Inoue's ear, smirking because of Ulquiorra's reaction. Inoue turned a deep shade of red as Grimmjow whispered in her ear.

"Time." Michelle stated. As she walked away she shouted out, "Follow me, it's my turn to choose a ride."

Grimmjow was snickering as he stopped whispering in Inoue's ear. Ulquiorra could see the minimally contained laughter in Grimmjow's face. Which Ulquiorra himself would later rearrange to make it as ugly as Nnoitora's drawings.

"Lios-kun?" Inoue asked timidly.

"Yes, Ivana-chan?" Ulquiorra said, swallowing the lump in his throat, already knowing what she would ask.

"Is it really true you call me woman because of the size of my…" Her voice trailed off as she turned too red to finish the sentence.

Ulquiorra just stood there and didn't reply.

The two of them just continued to silently follow their group. Ulquiorra managed to keep silent until he reached the ride and saw Thomas being dragged by Michelle into the line. He looked up and saw the name of the ride was "It's a Small World". He followed the group and got onto the boat that would take them on the ride (to hell). As he heard the accursed music, he saw Thomas screech in horror. Soon following the child were Grimmjow and Nnoitora. Ulquiorra struggled to keep his sanity as they approached Austrailia. Inoue realized this and used it to her advantage. She began to sing along to the famously annoying song. That was the anvil that broke the Hollow's back. Ulquiorra joined the other males in their group in holding his ears and screeching like a banshee. This only encouraged Inoue to sing louder. Seeing what Inoue was doing, Michelle joined in, making it impossible for the men to avoid hearing the accursed song of the devil. As they exited the ride, Inoe and Michelle crakced up at the men's predicament. Grimmjow was now in the fetal position on the ground, Thomas had somehow fainted, Nnoitora was rolling over on his back saying, "No more songs mommy, I'll be good, I swear." However, the thing that cracked Inoue up the most was Ulquiorra. He was standing so still one would think he was dead if they couldn't see his left eye twitch, his legs shivering, and his agape mouth. It was an important moment for Inoue. It was the first time anything had every made the fourth Espada lose his composure.

As they headed towards Main Street, they saw Syzael had gotten them some of the best seats. Ulquiorra sat down next to Inoue, while Grimmjow sat down next to Michelle. Then as the fireworks started, Ulquiorra genuinely enjoyed them. All of a sudden, he felt a sudden weight on his shoulder, and turned to see Inoue resting her head on his shoulder. Ulquiorra then genuinely smiled for the first time.

\HUECO MUNDO/

"Aizen-sama, Stark woke up at six a.m."

"It's a sign of the apocolypse!!"

"What's so weird for a guy to wake up early every once in a million years."

\Back to the original story/

As the finale began, as if by instinct, Ulquiorra turned his head and kissed Inoue. Suddenly, a bright flash blinded Ulquiorra for a moment. He saw Syzael snickering while holding a disposible camera. Ulquiorra didn't care about that right now. He once again turned his head to the Goddess whose head was on his shoulder, and whispered the three words that would change his life forever.

"I love you." Ulquiorra said to Inoue. That was when he noticed she had fallen asleep during the fireworks.

"We're leaving." Ulquiorra told the rest of the group, carrying the sleeping Inoue in his arms. Reluctantly, the rest of the group followed him.

As they reached their car, Ulquiorra carefully set down Inoue in the chair behind him, next to Syzael.

After a small while, everyone but Ulquiorra and Michelle had all fallen asleep.

"Why?" Michelle said, not even looking at Ulquiorra.

"Could you clarify?" Ulquiorra said simply.

"Why not just let Ivana-chan wear the sweat shirt over her regular shirt?" Michelle asked seriously. "She could have gotten sick, not wearing enough clothing.

"I asked the clerk which sweatshirt was the warmest, and he gave me that one." Ulquiorra stated. "Besides, the t-shirt was the wettest thing, so wearing it would have gotten the sweatshirt wetter and colder that it was when she took off the t-shirt." Ulquiorra finished this sentence matter-of-factly.

"You really do love her don't you?" Michelle asked, before falling asleep in the chair.

"I wouldn't know." Ulquiorra whispered to himself. "I don't know what it feels like."

A/N: So, I finally finished this after over three hours straight of work, not to mention three other days I worked on this. God! It's finally over! PARTY! (Gives all readers a slice of delicious cake)

After all that hard work I put into this, you readers had better leave a review, or else, not even Inoue's power of rejection can bring you back! (Demonstrates with a punch)
OH NO, MY COMPUTER SCREEN!!