ACT 2 – Men on a Plane

A sound cracks.

Tommy Turner: Hello? (hears another crack) Who's there? SHOW YOURSELF!!! (sound is now an airplane's)

A floating pirate ship appears behind him

Captain: Kid? Need a lift?

Tommy Turner: OK

Pirate: Cap'n he looks like.....him!!!!!!

Tommy Turner: Timothy Turner? Yeah....I'm his son.

Captain: Timmy Turner's son eh? We need you. Come on board.

Tommy Turner: OK?.....

Tommy enters the ship as it goes into the air

Captain: So kid, you're Turner's son.

Tommy Turner: Yeah

Captain: (brings out chalk) You know what this is?

Tommy Turner: A stupid piece of chalk?

Captain: No. This is the stupid piece of chalk. This is magic chalk.

Tommy Turner: Magic chalk? You're bluffing. ChalkZone was nuked.

Captain: That's why it's valuable. When ChalkZone was nuked the left chalkdust left our world able to harness it's power. This is one of the last pieces of White Lightning we got. The reason why we pirates use it under gross circumstances. This is what we used to build the ship.

Tommy Turner: So if you harnessed magic chalk you must be....Rudy...Tabootie?

Captain: Actually, I prefer to go by the named Captain Rutheford Tabootie of the Freedom Nicktoon Rider

Pirate Association.

Tommy Turner: Wow. That's a mouth full. Anyway, it is an honor to meet you Mr. Tabootie. It's a dang shame

the chalk allies were nuked.

Captain: That's what everyone thought happened. What's your name son?

Tommy Turner: Tommy Turner. My real name is Thomas Aaron Turner

Captain: Well. Personally Thomas, I received a notice from an unknown donor saying ChalkZone would be bombed by 17 Ultra-Jumbo Nuclear Bombs. Even as a great creator, not even I could imagine a way to stop that many bombs. That's why I assigned an evacuation order. All Chalkians are on this ship. And 89 pieces of magic chalk

Tommy Turner: How did the assassins find a passage to ChalkZone to nuke it?

Captain: No one is entirely sure. An urban legend says that the assassin was Vinnie Ratone. He made a deal with the Anti-Fairies for magic chalk. Anyway, lemme introduce ya to the crew. This here is Snap.

Snap (the Pirate earlier): My honors.

Captain: This here's the rest of the Chalkians

BiClops: Hello Master Turner.

Captain: This's Ren, and that's Stimpy. Over there is Gordon Quid of the Highland Quid Clan. That's pretty much our

team.

Tommy Turner: Wow, that's a pretty small team.

Captain: Yeah, that's why we travel 'round the world 'n search for more recruits. NEXT STOP BIKINI BOTTOM!!!!

The ship bursts in a flash.

Captain: Listen kid, you gotta eat this. This here is a piece of gum Jimmy Neutron invented in his young days.

It'll help you breathe underwater. Kid, you are the only one who's gotta go there and confront SpongeBob.

Tommy Turner: Why me?

Captain: 'Cause I gotta stay here on the attoll (the island you always see on SpongeBob) cause the Chalkians'll melt if I get'm wet. And Ren is too "sophisticated" to go. Stimpy is too stupid and Gordo's afraid of water.

Tommy Turner: OK

Captain: One more thing, you need this, it's a tracker built by your father's old friend, AJ. We found it floating in dirty-as-hell river. We got Sponge's DNA so you better be able to track 'em.

Tommy Turner: Fine.