ACT 3
Tommy walks on Bikini Bottom's streets.
Tommy Turner: Damn, the streets are bloody an' full o' people. Nematodes'r eatin' 'em up.
Tommy Turner goes inside a decomposing pineapple
Tommy Turner: HELLO!!?? ANYONE HERE??!!!
SpongeBob: You's the police? Stay the hell away. I got a gun.
Tommy Turner: No. I'm...I'm....recruiting you.
SpongeBob: Wha?
Tommy Turner: I'm Timothy Turner's son an....
SpongeBob: Wait. You Turner's son? Like I believe you
Tommy Turner: It's true. Anyway, as I was sayin', we got a rebel gang to stop Victoria, the dictator. You were a hero
so you have to help us.
SpongeBob: No can do.
Tommy Turner: Why?
SpongeBob: I'm a wanted criminal. I killed almost everyone in Bikini Bottom.
Tommy Turner: This is your chance to repent.
SpongeBob: I'm an Aethist
Tommy Turner: Even so, even if you don't believe in God, you can still repent....to the police.
SpongeBob: Who's your leader?
Tommy Turner: Rudy Tabootie
SpongeBob: Tabootie eh? Well, fine, I'll go. But just in case, I'll bring the old shotgun.
Tommy Turner: Good. We need more weapons.
SpongeBob and Tommy go on land.
Captain: Kid! You made it! You got ole Spongey too, awesome!
SpongeBob: 'Sup......Tabootie
Captain: N'in much.
SpongeBob: Let's just get out o' here before those dang police get here.
Captain: OK.
They board the ship as it goes on board.