Big Bad Boss Battle Time! Waluigi and Daisy Vs. The Gaint Mutated Wooden Stop Sign of Woody Woods!

"Wa ha ha! Let's go, already!"

"All right, go go go!"

Waluigi and Princess Daisy got into battle positions as the giant wooden stop sign mutated two large arms and two sturdy legs, the monster roaring angrily as the wind blew against the two agressive humans' faces. The skies became darker and darker with a different shade of purple at every second as the heat between the two challengers and the boss rose up further and further.

"You sure you wanna do this, you pathetic pile of splinters?" Waluigi teased as he pushed his hands forwards in a mocking fashion, "I'm sure you don't want your wooden exterior ruined by our super aggressive prowres-"

"SILENCE, INFIDELS!!" The giant wooden stop sign bellowed as he stomped forwards, "None shall be quite so as hastilly to make fun of my beastality. None shall have the courage to-"

BAM!! Daisy knocked herself into the giant wooden stop sign, knocking him backwards as she promptly headbutted the sign down to the cold dirt-paved floor.

"Oh yeah? Bring it!" Daisy shouted back as she stuck out her tongue at the wooden sign.

Growling with rage, and getting back up as his entire wooden body changed from brown to red, the giant wooden sign bellowed as he grabbed both of the two humans and began slamming them repeatedly on the ground, literally knocking some sense out of them. Waluigi got up, and he began running around the giant wooden sign, his purple vines growing behind his trail. Daisy got up and began twirling around, forming orange petals as she then pointed at the wooden sign, the petals colliding into his face. The giant wooden sign roared with pain as he grabbed Daisy and began shaking her, much to her dismay. Noticing this, Waluigi got to action and drop kicked the wooden sign from behind, knocking him down and forcing him to free Daisy. Daisy screamed joyfully as she was tossed, soaring through the air as she landed in a batch of red-orange leaves within a deciduous tree. Waluigi chuckled as he picked up the wooden sign and started spinning him, with enough force until he chucked the beast into the air. Vengeful, the wooden sign began firing wooden pillars from his mouth, aimed squarely at Waluigi. Waluigi screamed in shock and excitement as he tried darting from the pillars, before being crushed by a rather sharp pointed one, which was sharp enough to pierce right through a normal human's body. Despite this, Waluigi got back up, and he deliberately defended himself using his arms as the wooden sign slashed him with his sharp wooden talons that he mysteriously grew. Waluigi could only help but grin as he watched his own blood being splattered from his skinny arms, of which his clothing and gloves began to tear. Finally, Waluigi was backed into the trunk of a yellow-green leafed tree, and was then smacked silly right into the hard bark by the wooden sign, with ounce and ounce of bark from the tree as a result of the brutal beating falling off.

Daisy, watching the match between Waluigi and the gigantic wooden stop sign getting fierce and deadly, decided to hop back into the action, jumping from the leaves and landing on her body, getting up as she felt no real pain. She let out a cheerful war cry as she darted towards the wooden sign and punched out his right eye with her right fist, nailing enough damage to cause the wooden sign to stop and cover his right. Daisy then bent down and dashed towards the legs, circling around them as she twirled around, summoning more flower petals to deal damage. Shortly afterwards, she jumped onto the occupied wooden sign's back, smashing her own rock steady head onto him to create a crack. The wooden sign moaned in pain and roared in anger at the same time as he tried to grab Daisy, but had no luck as Daisy dodged the gigantic hands, climbing upwards onto the wooden sign and then butt smashing him on the head, which created another crack in the wooden sign's body, following on with a loud and deadly fart, which was strong enough to topple the wooden sign down. Barely able to breath her own butt fumes, Daisy quickly ran towards the devestated tree that Waluigi was smashed into and got him out, albeit adding some more unnecessary pain due to the damage his arms already dealt.

"T-thanks, D-Daisy..." Waluigi stuttered in pain as his eyes were widened with some tears in them, more or less due to the immense pain his arms dealt, though he shook his head and clearly in a matter of seconds got over it.

Daisy giggled, wrapping her right arm over Waluigi's left shoulder. "It's okay, Wally. I managed to deal enough damage to him, so we can finish him off!" She winked as her smirk grew bigger. "Do you think we should?"

Waluigi paused briefly, before smiling and nodding in agreement. "I believe we shall, my dear."

And with that, the two ran over to the knocked down wooden sign, who was took weak to get up. Waluigi and Daisy looked down right onto the defeated face of the giant wooden sign as they grinned maliciously and then started their ultimate combo -

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

The giant mutated wooden stop sign quickly widened his eyes with fear, the high pitch of the screems being enough to make him plead. "No, please, stop! I beg of you, don't use your voices! They're too much for my poor wooden ears!"

But alas, Waluigi and Daisy ignored this plead out of desparation, and the two continued, much to the dismay of the wooden sign, who has pretty much accepted defeat at their hands.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

"No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

And the force of the voice pitches were so strong, the giant mutated wooden stop sign let out one last bellow of desperation as he then exploded into a million splinters, the force of the explosion blowing back both Waluigi and Daisy, as well as more devestatingly causing the entire perimiter of the Woody Woods to disappear within a matter of seconds. After several seconds of silence followed, both Waluigi and Daisy got up, reuniting with each other as they returned to the spot where they defeated their first big bad boss, and looking at each other with a smile, before laughing for at least a good solid two minutes. After which, they stopped and pondered what to do after having experienced something so extraordinary.

"So, what do you think we should do next, Wally?" Daisy asked with a smile, looking more innocent than before.

Waluigi thought deeply as he rubbed his chin, before snapping his fingers with an idea. "Well, Daisy, my dear, the narrator got us this wonderful boss battle as a start, against a huge, mutated wooden stop sign of all things to consider in a murky deciduous forest no less, of which I'm not even sure if it's part of the Mushroom Kingdom at all or not, so why don't we ask for something more... complicated...?" He grinned as he looked up at the dark purple sky, of which bluish clouds have appeared as a result of the wooden match.

So... umm... well, you fought a giant, mutated wooden stop sign of all things that are bizarrely insane beyond all recognition and somehow managed to best him... hmm... how should I make the situation more life threatening...

"You could always take suggestions from the viewers!" Daisy piped in as she winked, pointing at the computer screen.

Actually, I would think that's a bad idea.

"No it's not!" Daisy whined as she then got angry.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Daisy pinpointed, breaking the fourth wall more than necessary. "I'm not whining!"

Umm, actually, princess, you are.

"No I'm not!" Daisy whined.

I'm quite certain that you are, Ms. Daisy.

"That's Princess Daisy to you, you uncouth narrator!" Daisy whined furthermore. "And for the last time, I'm not whining!"

It says so rgiht after your name, sweetheart.

"SHADDAP AND GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO!!!" Waluigi roared with rage as he then pulled out a red-and-purple chainsaw out of nowhere, his face plastered on it all over.

Yipe! Well, I b-better think up something, or my goose is cooked...

Daisy suddenly sparked some interest as she spoke up. "Well, since it's the Autumn, and since it's now November, I was thinking that-"

WOOSH!!! Before she could finish, she was snatched up by the villainous Tatanga, the space man from outer space!

"Wait a minute, don't I know you..." Waluigi mumbled as he took off his purple cap and scratched his head, pondering.

Tatanga laughed, holding Daisy close to himself. "Of course, you pink nosed idiot! I was the guy you asked to help you thwart that fat red Italian plumber from New York! I came back for revenge!" He laughed cunningly as he then turned to Daisy, winking. "And as for you, my sweet... I haven't forgotten our time together in Sarasaland..."

"Ewwww!" Daisy complained in disgust, pushing Tatanga's face away from her, "You can forget it, space n' bacon! If you think I'm going with you again, you got another thing going!"

Tatanga frowned. "Oh come on, princess. You remember those good times we had." He began to count, although it was clear that his memory was not refreshed in a long time. "We were at the desert... the pyramid... that other desert... umm, that place that was like China..."

Daisy rolled her eyes as she tried to struggle free, but to no avail.

Waluigi's right eye twitched in disgust upon hearing such lunacy. "W-what? Tatanga wants to hit on Daisy...?" He felt a tiny bit of himself dying inside as he shook his head, trying not to think of the image inside his head. "No, it can't be. I only went to him so that my idiot brother could be successful in aking care of the red guy, but... he seriously wasn't thinking on going out with Daisy, did he..."

Before he could say anything else on the matter, he was quickly snatched from the ground by a snake-like sandworm, of which furiously dragged him through the hard dirt. Waluigi screamed in pain as he felt his right leg chomped on, and he tried to hold onto the soil surface for as long as he could, but alas, the boss battle earlier tired him out, and his amrs deliberately lost a lot of blood as a result. Unable to pull himself out of the dirt, Waluigi screamed as he was pulled under, dragged furiously on by the sandworm.

Tatanga, having witnessed the surprise attack, laughed diabolically with glee as he turned to Daisy and said, "Well, looks like it's you and me, sugarhoney! Ehehehehe!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Daisy cried in horror as she was dragged alongside Tatanga into his newly made spaceship, of which took off from the devestated Woody Woods and headed up into the dark purple sky, breaking through the blue clouds that then summoned rain from within as it headed past the atmosphere and straight into outer space.