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Emmett and Jasper
"Don't do it," Jasper warned.
Emmett's face held the most innocent expression one could have, "What do you mean?"
"You're having a mischievous moment."
"No I'm not!" Emmett argued to no avail.
"Edward, what is he going to do?" Jasper asked his reliable brother… or so he thought.
Edward smirked, "No, way this is too good."
All the Cullens were at the lunch table, well that and Bella, trying to enjoy a pleasant eating free lunch (except Bella again who was chowing down on pizza).
For the first time ever, Bella saw Jasper grow worried V.S. apathetic and actually got scared.
This must have been it because Emmett got very close, uncomfortably close to Jasper. Jasper cringed for what would happen next.
"YOUR BREAKING UP WITH ME?!" Emmett shouted, it looked so real that Bella imagined tears streaming from his face.
"What?!" Jasper asked appalled.
The entire lunch room was now staring at their table. Everyone was dead silent, except for Emmett that is, who was making horrible sobbing noises.
"I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING JASPER! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!"
"What… no… I didn't!"
"NO, I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOU! ALL THOSE NIGHTS FLASH BEFORE MY EYES, ITS JUST…. AAHHHHHH!" the chair closest to Emmett was tossed aside as he ran as fast as humanly possible out of the room.