Waluigi gets attacked by Sand Worms! Daisy Gets Kidnapped by Tatanga! Again! In just right about 20 years since Super Mario Land 1!
Waluigi and Princess Daisy were both in a tight jar of pickles. Daisy was held hostage by her old kidnapper Tatanga, who was long forgotten for over twenty years and counting, whereas Waluigi had to deal with the deadly reptilian sand worms that bursted through the dirt.
"When I wanted something exciting, I didn't have this in mind!" Daisy complained as she continued to struggle, unsuccessful in getting out of Tatanga's powerful grip.
Tatanga chuckled, shaking his head as he closed his eyes. "Keep trying as hard as you must, my sweet tomboyish princess, but you're not getting away from me this time." He continued chuckling as he rubbed his chin. "I'm such a diabolical genius."
Daisy sighed as she placed her right palm on her right cheek. "Great. Just great. What did I do to deserve such an embarrassing fate like this...?"
Well, it's your own fault, really.
"How is it my fault for getting into this kind of situation!?" Daisy snapped, looking up at the dark void of space in rage, still struggling to get free.
You wanted some more of the action, so I gave it to you.
"But I didn't mean it like this!" Daisy whined especially high pitched.
"And I'm not whining!" Daisy whined.
Yes you are.
"No I'm not!" Daisy whined.
Yes you are.
"No I'm not!" Daisy whined.
Yes you are.
"No I'm not!" Daisy whined.
Yes you are.
"No I'm not!" Daisy whined.
Oh stop, I already pinpointed it being next to your name.
"It is not!" Daisy whined before examining her sentence further, gasping as she covered her mouth in shock. "My various Gods, you're right! I don't know how, but you're right!"
Ohohoho! The narrator is always right! Ehehehe-
"SILENCE!!!" Tatanga screamed as he shot by with his laser cannon, which ended up killing me.
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...Wait, what? Did that thing actually kill me-
"Hahahaha!" Tatanga laughed evilly as he pumped his fist into the air, "Now with that annoying narrator guy dead, all of the world shall be mine!"
Daisy groaned as she slapped her forehead. "But who's gonna narrate the story about me and Waluigi, huh?" She asked, narrowing her eyes.
Tatanga paused for quite a bit, pondering deep about the situation.
"Well?" Daisy muttered, recieving an angry glance from Tatanga, who was still deeping thinking. Daisy sighed as she closed her eyes and shook her head, muttering disappointedly, "This is going to take a while... a long while..."
Back with Waluigi, the purple clad plumber was trying to save himself from literally being the lunch of the two sand worms, of which the one on the left was the one who snatched him down under the earth. Waluigi screamed as he quickly pulled himself up to avoid being snapped in half like a pretzel. Gasping, Waluigi held onto the snout of the first sand worm as the second roared loudly, and lunged forwards.
"You'll never get Waluigi, you ugly pathetic snakes!" Waluigi taunted as he gave the finger to the incoming sand worm and jumped off, using his Waluigi Tornado to gain some wind as he propelled downwards to the ground. He chuckled as he watched the second sand worm munch down on the snout of the first sand worm, enraging it as the two then began to tussle with each other.
Reaching the ground safely, Waluigi dusted himself off as he began looking around the area, taking off his purple hat from the shocking heat that the underearth has somehow provided, but then again, given the fact that the center of the earth is nearby and it's always hot in the core of the planet itself, it kind of explains itself without any trouble.
Anyway, Waluigi continued searching, going through what seemed like an endless desert. Waluigi slowed down a bit, wiping himself as he felt his sweat coming down, his legs trembling from the great distance that he took. Luckily having a keg of water stuffed in his purple shirt, he snatched it out and drank about one third of the keg, before placing it back inside his shirt for safety. Slowly but surely, he pressed on forward, wondering what happened to Daisy.
"Daisy... oh sweet, fair Princess Daisy..." Waluigi continued to mutter to himself quietly until he sighed, and fainted on the hard ground, exhausted from walking too much. Unfortunately for him, the heat was beginning to tense up, and not only that, but a pack of starving, green-colored, orange-stripped sand worms were making their way towards Waluigi, seeing him as the only source of food anywhere in the underground desert. Waluigi slowly lifted his head and took one last glance at them, before he collasped, having been knocked out unconscious.
The sand worms looked over Waluigi, all of them growling with hunger, their eyes and mouths watering as they sharp pointed teeth aimed squarely at Waluigi's unconscious body. Surprisingly, the six-pack of sand worms began battling each other, determining on who would get to devour Waluigi first.
Will Waluigi be able to get back his conscious before he gets devoured by the carnivorous sand worms? Will Daisy ever manage to free herself and get back to Earth? Will Tatanga continued pondering on what to do after having kidnapped Daisy and killing me? And who will be the new narrator, nay, who will stand up to the test and revive me? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of Waluigi and Daisy!