Waluigi and Princess Daisy... are boned. Or are they...?
Somewhere in the deep contents of outer SPACE...
Princess Daisy moaned painfully as she looked around, scratching her head with confusion. She took a good observation around to see that she was in a dungeon. Now why would Daisy be trapped here, of all places...?
Before she could firmly speak to herself, Tatanga busted into the room through the solid brick wall, grinning like the dumbass that he was.
"Okay, my sweet princess buttons! I got the wedding dress nice and ready!" He snorted as he took out a white dress from his coat trench and chuicked it at Daisy, winking as he continued, "You'll look hot spanking sexy in that thang. Oh yes. Ohohohoho!" He laughed his alien head off as he left.
Daisy took a minute to catch her mind, and then, glancing down at the wedding dress, her lips trembled as she bursted into a waterfall of tears, crying at the top of her lungs. Apparently, since she was in the dungeons of a space ship that was drifitng off into deep space away from the planet EARTH, no one could hear her.
"Just great! Absolutely great!" Daisy bemoaned as she snivvled, unable to blow her nose, "I get caught by that stupid Tatanga, I'm unable to free myself, I'm somehow in the confinements of a space ship in space, and now I'm going to be forced to marry Tatanga! WHY DID THIS ALL HAPPENED TO ME!?"
As Daisy continued crying, the ground in front of her began to shake. Before she could mutter a word as tears continued flowing down her eyes, Waluigi bursted into the air from the ground, purple FIRE surrounding him as he grinned and landed in front of Daisy, pulling out his purple-colored vine whip and knocking the chains off of Daisy's hands.
"Waluigi!" Daisy exclaimed with glee as she jumped into Waluigi's arms, hugging him tightly as she shed tears of joy instead of sadness, "Thank you! You have no idea how much I've longed to see you!"
Waluigi heartily laughed as he placed away his whip, placed Daisy down on the ground, and hugged her, chuckling, "Yeah, well, just make sure you don't accidentally break WIND on me. Wa ha ha."
Daisy paused for a moment, before blushing slightly, pushing Waluigi a bit. "Oh you," She giggled, waving her left hand at Waluigi.
Waluigi merely shrugged as he continued smirking, somehow being elegant yet provichant.
Before Waluigi and Daisy could converse further with each other (and moreso before Waluigi could even explain how he somehow escaped the sand worms from underneath the Earth and make it into outer space in the first place), Tatanga, like the lovable brute that he is, bursted through another brick wall with the strenght of ten bulls, this time wearing his spazzy, white wedding outfit.
"What in the name of pork rinds and coffee stains is going on in here!?" Tatanga roared in a blatant southern texan accent, taking out his personal WATER bottle and drinking its fresh contents as he sighed.
Daisy growled, and she walked up to Tatanga, slapping him across the face. "Don't you dare go and speak against me like that! You don' even have any concerns, let alone a caring HEART!"
Suddenly, the lights went off, leaving Waluigi, Daisy, and Tatanga confused. The three characters then focused their attention towards the east of them, where a lone search light flashed the ground, several rainbow colored sparkles apearing out of nowhere.
"By your powers combined..." Saidy a mysterious voice as a blue-colored man wearing a red costume appeared with bizarre green hair, smiling brightly as he winked and gave a thumbs up sign, "I am Captain Planet!"
Silence.
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"...seriously?" Daisy asked, lowering her eyes as she shook her head, crossing her arms together. "Don't you have somewhere important to be right about now?"
Tatanga simply nodded in agreement as he folded his arms, without saying a single word.
"Well... uhh..." Captain Planet sweatdropped nervously as he chuckled sheepishly while rubbing the back of my head, "You guys sort of summoned me here, so yeah... now that I'm summoned, what's the problem-"
"GET OUT OF HERE! THIS IS MY SHOW!" Waluigi bellowed back in anger as he grabbed Captain Planet and chucked him out of the scene, dusting off his hands as Captain Planet screamed the Goofy Holler.
Tatanga turned over to Daisy, puzzled. "I thought this was a fanfic," He mused.
Daisy shrugged as he closed her eyes. "Well, it's a fanfic, show, whatever. We simply don't care for such things."
Silence.
"...Back to the point," Tatanga said as he grabbed Daisy close to him and placed a pair of handcuffs on her, "Now you're stuck with me!"
"No!" Daisy screamed in horror as she tried to struggle, but failed.
Waluigi pushed his purple cap forward and ran towards Tatanga, but the pink-colored alien used a plasma grappling hook to wrap Waluigi, pulling him close and also placing a pair of handcuffs on him. Tatanga smirked as he stepped away, pulling out his paralyzing gun.
"This surely will give you two a shock!" He horribly punned as he zapped, watching with glee as Daisy and Waluigi were both electrocuted, stuck to the handcuffs. After several seconds, the pair dropped down, having been zapped, and Tatanga laughed his way out of the dungeon room as he headed to the cockpit and piloted his ship towards the planet Mars.
"You know what they say," He said with a smirk, pointing to the planet Mars, "The more, the merrier!"
"I thought it was toast," A random Tangling (basically a generic, mini version of Tatanga) muttered in a squeaky high pitched noise, being punched in the face by Tatanga.
"SILENCE! What I say, goes!" Was all Tatanga retorted as the sight of the gigantic red planet was getting closer. Both Waluigi and Daisy, who were too weak to try and get back up, moaned quietly as they tried their best to recover from the brutal shockings.