Date Originally Posted: 10/12/07
Title: Fujioka Haruhi Hates Her Glasses
Series: Ouran High School Host Club
Rating: G
Characters: Haruhi, Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru, Hunny, Mori, vague mentioning of Ranka
Pairing: None.
Spoilers: Just mentions of things in: Anime - episodes 22 and 22; Manga – Volume 8, episode 35
Word Count: 576
BETA: Thank you so much to Siv-chan for reading this over! ♥

A/N: Wow. I hate to really to say this but… for some reason I'm not that into Ouran anymore. I know! I should be flayed for blasphemy but yeah. So I think that's also why I'm having a bit of trouble writing. That and I'm lazy. But I've given too many excuses for stuff! So yeah. I do intend to write some more Ouran ones because I have plot bunnies but I'm not sure how many more. Okay? Also… I've recently become all OMG! MORI/HARUHI!!!

Also, I apologize for this chapter. I had some stuff written up in one of my many notebooks. So that's how this one started. THEN I realized that I had used that beginning in another one. The previous Drabble to be exact. But since I really liked how the one I had just written had turned out, I just revised a bit. So this can be seen as a continuation from the last one or can stand alone. The link to the original unrevised version can be found in my profile.

Disclaimer:Hatori Bisco's!

Fujioka Haruhi Hates Her Glasses

Days had gone by and Haruhi had not replaced her contacts yet. She quickly got used to the fact that Tamaki would continue to prance about her all the while swinging the incense and praying to any of the gods who would listen. He would keep this up until his prayers would cause Nekozawa to slide out of the shadows and offer his assistance. Today however, it seemed that Nekozawa-senpai was out due to a mysterious illness.

And so today Haruhi felt her temper getting the better of her and she whirled on Tamaki and glared at him with such intensity that he felt his life fade away. As the twins took turns prodding their corpse of a Tono, Kyoya informed Haruhi that her debt was being significantly raised due to the emotional distress placed upon her customers from the constant sight of her spectacles.

Hunny chose that moment to cling to Haruhi's waist and let the tears flow while saying that to him, Haru-chan would always be cute. That combined with the heavy hand on her shoulder and sympathetic gaze from Mori sent Haruhi over the edge. She ran home in a rage and filled the tub with hot water and bubbles.

Bubblebaths were becoming a typical must-have for Haruhi after school. She never really cared for the bubbles and soothing quality of that type of bath but she found they did help relax her. The warm water began to lull Haruhi into a state of sleepiness.

bam!

"Haruhi! Father has come to take you to the optometrist to get new contacts! The gracious woman who owns this building kindly allowed me entry to your haven!"

Haruhi was suddenly wide awake. That was not her father. Did he really mean to drag her to the doctor just to get her new contacts?

"Haruhi! Your dashing and charming father has come to fetch you! Where are you hiding my darling daughter?" Haruhi could hear him going through the room to see if she was tucked behind a piece of furniture.

"Oh! Are you playing a fascinating game of the commoners where I must find you? Alright! Ready or not, here I come!" By this time Haruhi was doing her best to scramble into her clothes as to try and avoid a horrible disaster.

bang!

Haruhi froze as she was fastening the buttons on her trousers as Tamaki's mouth was open but no words came out. Tamaki stepped back and quietly closed the door before collapsing to the ground. Haruhi heard the thud and clutching her shirt she stuck her head out of the bathroom to see what had happened. Tamaki was lying on the floor, his face a bright red, while emitting strange noises.

"Tono! We thought you were fetching Haruhi," the disembodied voices of the twins drifted through the open front door. The pair marched through the door to see a shirtless Haruhi crouched over an incoherent Tamaki. Haruhi dashed back into the bathroom to pull on her shirt when she saw the twins.

The twins immediately rushed to the closed bathroom door and began to beat on it. "Why! Why are Bossa Nova and Tono allowed to see Haruhi's precious flesh and we aren't! Unfair! Unreasonable! Inequitable! This is injustice! Haruhi! Let us in! Stop being unreasonable! Open the door and let us see!"

On the other side of the door, Haruhi sat on the floor and prayed to join her mother in heaven.

A/N:In case you don't know why Haruhi hates her glasses… well, it's because of them that this whole thing occurred.