I cracked up when I thought of Anti -Eric and Anti-Kyle's relationship. Read everyone's name backward and you'll find out who's who in the parallel universe known as NORTH PARK. (Scary music in the background.)

Disclaimer: I don't own south park. North park is made up. And thank god there's only one Cartman.

Kyle's P.O.V

"Lex? Elyk, Wake up. WAKE UP!" I hear. Sounds like Cartman. I open my eyes and there he is. Fatass in the flesh.

"Where's Stan and Kenny?" I say groggily. Man, whatever just happened took a lot out of me. Wait a second? Where am I? I'm in Stark's Pond! I was just in Stan's house.

"Who?" Cartman looks confused. As if he didn't know.

"Stan and Kenny." I say slowly as if he was retarded.

"Oh my god. Are you ok?"

"Yes! Where are they?"

"Whose Kenny? And I don't know a Stan." he said confused "I think your confused."

"Don't mess with me Cartman. And don't you dare use a Jew joke!"

"Elyk! I wouldn't do that. Besides, your Catholic."

"Come on Cartman. Don't f--k with me." I say angrily.

"Elyk I think your having a concussion. My name is Ciro. Ci-ro. Remember?"

Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD!!!! Stan was right! I said bloody Mary 4 times and now I'm in a parallel universe!

CRAP! Ciro backwards is Oric, which sounds like Eric! Ciro is Eric's PP (parallel person)! And Elyk is Kyle backwards! OH MY GOD!

I must of screamed because Ciro looks at me with wide eyes. "Elyk? Are you ok?"

"I'M NOT ELYK!" I scream. Wow that came out wimpier than I expected.

Now Ciro looks scared. "Please Elyk, remember! Remember ME. Your boyfriend of three years?"

My BOYFRIEND! My PP (parallel person) is dating CARTMAN! I'M DATING CARTMAN!!!

Calm down Kyle, calm down. It's only anti-me dating anti-Cartman. It's not even technically me.

Is it? I shiver just thinking about it.

Ciro, seeing my face, looked stricken. "You, you don't remember me do you?" he says sadly.

Ouch, I must of really hurt his self esteem. "Sorry but you have the wrong person. My name is Kyle Brofloski, and I'm a boy." I say. "and I'm NOT GAY." I add quickly.

My anti-me must be here somewhere.

But for now, I'm stuck in an alternate universe with my worst enemy as my BOYFRIEND.

MY BOYFRIEND!!!

a/n= sorry it's so short, I wanted to save the rest for another chapter. Haha! Kyle's a GIRL! And he's sating CARTMAN! HA! Like that will happen. Except in Kyman stories. Like the new signiture at the bottom?

Kyle- IM NOT A GIRL!

Cartman- I'm NOT DATING A JEW

Both- AAAHHH

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