Authors note: thnxs to those who reviewed. The next chapter will get a LOT more interesting. Thanks to RemmyBlack who came up with Keira Keen (jdater) and Kyanne (kitkat).
Kyle's p.o.v
It's been a day since I came here. Now I'm standing with a group of people who I assume are Stan, Tweek, Eric and three girls I don't know. Or at least their pps.
"So you really can't remember anything?" the one that looked like Stan said.
I shook my head. Best to go along with this. Still, I have to pretend to be a girl!
"Do you remember anyone?" he asked again.
"Nope." I replied.
"well I'm Nat." he said, "that's Kewt,." he pointed at Tweek's pp.
Kewt was the exact opposite of Tweek, he looked like Tweek besides the twitching but was completely different. He looked calm and controlled while Tweek looked, well like Tweek.
"I'm Keira, but you always call me Jdater" said one of the girls "and this is Kyanne and Innek."
"You can call me KitKat." Kyanne suggested.
Him Keira backwards is ariek, Kyanne is ennayk. That leaves Innek, who must be Kenni. KENNY! HA!
KENNY"S A GIRL! HAHA!
Well I'm not one to talk, I'm a girl too.
"Heloo? Earth to Elyk." Ciro said. He's been in a bad mood since I woke up. Or was he always like this? Heck, I don't know.
"Guys we should show Elyk around. To remind her." kei- Jdater said.
"I thought we wanted to remind her of the good things, not the town." Kewt said humorously.
We all laughed at that one. Apparently Kewt was the sarcastic funny one. There was also something about his voice that I can't put my finger on…
"Let's go to Krat's pond!" Jdater said excitedly.
She was the type of girl you would suspect of ADD
Nat laughed "Okay miss bossy."
"Hey!" she pushed him playfully.
Kewt groaned "Get a room PLEASE!"
"Sorry." they said in unison and I assumed that they were dating.
Kewt laughed. "Come on, lets go."
And then, he went into a trance.
Back in South Park…
"KYLE! KYLE! Are you OK!? Wake up!" Stan asked hysterically.
"Wah? What happened?" Kyle asked. Or is it Elyk?
"You said Bloody Mary four times in the mirror and fainted."
"Wimp." Cartman snorted.
"CIRO!" Kyle/Elyk said shocked
"What!?" Cartman said confused.
" Ciro! Don't make fun of me! We agreed on no more teasing."
"No, we didn't." Cartman said even more confused than before.
"Wait a second," Stan said slowly, as if he was just realizing something important. "You said Ciro."
"Yes, I did." Elyk/Kyle said.
"His name is Eric Cartman, not Ciro." Stan said.
"Dumb Jew." Cartman mumbled.
"Guys, stop joking around." Elyk/Kyle said impatiently.
"Wait, whats your name?" Stan asked cautiously.
"Elyk, duh." Elyk said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh my god." Kenny whispered.
"It worked." Stan cried.
"KAHLS GONE!" Cartman yelled happily.
"No." Kenny said, "That." he pointed to the mirror and saw her.
a/n: Cliffhanger! Who is her? What trance did Kewt go into? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! THIS IS IMPORTANT! YOU MUST DO THIS! Just… wait, what was I saying? Jk, REVIEW!