Oh my god, last night I saw two of the most hilarious Bleach episodes! First I saw Ichimaru-taicho who hasn't been shown in a while. In the second one, Yumichika and Rangiku were fighting about their swords and Hitsugaya-taicho had to tell them to shut up. And everyone heard Luppi's dub voice for the first time and it SUCKED. It could've been worse, but it could've been better too. My biggest concern is when Nel Tu appears later this month and what her dub voice will sound like. I really hope they don't screw her up. She's too cute to have a bad voice. So without further adieu my darlings, I shall start the next chapter of this wonderful fic. Shiro-chan!

Hitsugaya: XxChocoMelloxX doesn't-

Me: Btw, in order to shorten my name, just call me Cookie.

Hitsugaya: Cookie? What does that have to do with your username?

Me: It doesn't matter. Continue.

Hitsugaya: (sighs) Cookie doesn't own Bleach or its characters.

Me: Thank you. Btw, I would like everyone to vote in my poll on my profile on what anime I should base my new blog on.

Baby Strawberry Snowflakes

Hitsugaya's POV

4 weeks

Stumbling out of the bathroom for the fifth time this morning, I headed back into my office. News of my pregnancy spread fast. Rangiku has quite the loud mouth. Once it reached the sotaicho, I was relieved of having to go to school for the time being. This was good because that meant I could get more paperwork done. The only problem, me having to go to the bathroom to throw up in two hour intervals every morning. I must say, it has been nice having Ichigo around. And also at times, not so nice.

Just then, the said strawberry walked in, "Hey Toshiro, what's up?"

This was one of those times, "For the last time, you shall refer to me as Hitsugaya-taicho."

"But I didn't hafta to that in the World of the Living." Ichigo complained.

"Because in the World of the Living, I was not on duty, and you weren't in my squad. Ever since you agreed to be in my squad, you need to respect your elders and use honorifics as needed." I explained, trying not to kill him.

The younger shinigami scoffed, "Elders? Need I remind you that you look like you are 14. And I don't need to use honorifics for you. Relationships come before work y'know."

"No, Kurosaki, as a matter of fact I don't know. And you are still quite new here and I will not hesitate to kick you off my squad as it can easily be done." I corrected.

"Stop with the 'Kurosaki' shit. I have a first name, Toshiro. I use yours, so why can't you use mine?" he whined.

I slammed my fist onto my desk and shot up, the temperature fell about ten degrees, "Because, KUROSAKI, you are not supposed to use my first fucking name! You must address me as Hitsugaya-taicho. Now, as your taicho, I order you to go away and let me finish my damn paperwork!"

Ichigo pouted, "Why must you always be such an asshole? Fine, if you want me out of your office then I will leave."

Right as he was about to leave, a certain smiling man came in the room, "Hitsugaya! I just stopped by to congratulate ya! I didn't expect ya ta want ta start a family so soon. Then again, no one really expected ya to get together with the Ryoka either."

"Hello Ichimaru." I groaned, not looking up from my paperwork, "How is Kira?"

"He's doin' marvelous. Thank ya for asking!" Ichimaru chirped.

Ichigo stood there in awe, "Oh sure Toshiro, you yell your head off at me for not calling you Hitsugaya-taicho but not at him?"

I spun around, "For your information, Ichimaru and I are both taichos so it is alright to drop the honorifics. For you, Fifth Seat Kurosaki Ichigo, you must refer to us as taichos. You even have to call the fukutaichos by their honorifics too. Oh, and it's Hitsugaya-taicho to you!"

"Well Hitsugaya, Izuru was delighted to hear about your pregnancy. He has felt like such an outcast these past five months." Ichimaru said with a sense of hidden pride.

I nodded, "I'm glad to hear that. I will be looking forward to these next eleven months."

The fox chuckled, "Now now Hitsugaya, don't be so sarcastic. It's not that bad carrying a child. Well, so I've been told by Izuru. Anyway, we are excited to have you back in the Soul Society. It wasn't the same with you not around."

"Wait a minute." Ichigo interrupted, "Let me get this straight. Ichimaru-taicho, you are with Kira-fukutaicho?"

"Yes. That's correct." He confirmed.

"And from what I'm hearing, I'm guessing that he is pregnant like Tos-I mean Hitsugaya-taicho?" Ichigo concluded.

Ichimaru grinned wider, "That is also correct! He is five months along and we are both very thrilled. And Kurosaki, don't you worry, it won't be that bad. You're lucky, Hitsugaya doesn't have long enough hair that ya hafta hold back when they're vomiting." For once, Ichimaru changed his expression from proud to disgust. But it was soon changed back to normal again, "And try ta avoid triggerin' the mood swings. When they ask for something to eat, it doesn't matter what it is, make it. I will visit daily to check up on ya. Bye bye~!"

Once the fox faced taicho left, I could see the look of horror on Ichigo's face, "Kurosaki, relax. You look like you've just seen a ghost."

"I haven't seen a g-ghost, but I'm imagining something t-ten times worse." Ichigo stuttered.

I scowled, "I swear to god, Kurosaki, it better not be me."

Ichigo suddenly got very scared, "What? Of course not!"

"Uh-huh." Somehow I knew he was lying. But I decided to forget it for now. I knew the kind of hell people went through with their pregnant partners. What I planned to do, was make Ichigo Kurosaki's next 11 months a living hell.

Ichigo's POV

I left Toshiro's office after the interesting encounter with Ichimaru-taicho. So much was flying through my head. While I was lucky about Toshiro's hair length like he said, Toshiro was naturally moody so having mood swings would be much worse.

Hey King, what's bothering you?

Well Hichigo, while I'm happy that I can be a father and all, I'm starting to wonder if having to deal with Toshiro the devil is gonna be worth it.

Don't think that. Your strong, King. You beat me remember?

Yes, I remember. Killer instinct, blah blah blah, I'm a weakling, blah blah blah, you are better than me, blah blah blah.

Shut up. All that talking helped you defeat me in the first place. You realized what you were missing and once you found it, you beat me.

Whatever. The thing that is disturbing me the most is Ichimaru-taicho and Kira-fukutaicho are together and Kira is pregnant.

Yeah you gotta admit that was pretty weird. Hey I got a few questions.

Okay, shoot.

Why does Ichimaru hide his hands in his sleeves?

No idea.

Why is he always grinning?

I don't know.

Why does he talk like that?

I have no clue.

Dammit King, you are useless.

So are you, Hichigo. So are you.

By the time Hichigo and I finished talking, I made it into my bedroom and crawled into my bed. Today is only the beginning of what will be a very long year.

CHAPTER DONE! YAY! It was short, I know. I hope no one got disgusted by the GinxKira bit I threw in there. It was kinda spur of the moment.

Ichimaru: I don't know, I kinda like it.

Me: ICHIMARU-TAICHO!!! (glomps)

Ichimaru: Yes, hello Cookie.

Me: (gasp) You remembered my name! (squeals)

Ichimaru: Of course.

Me: I watch your Arrancar Research Time! You are so underappreciated on there! But you look so cute! I definitely love you Arrancar outfit better that your taicho outfit.

Ichimaru: Thank you so much. I do seem to not get enough attention.

Me: Ichimaru-taicho, you have no idea how many fangirls that you have.

Ichimaru: I think I can imagine. And please, call me Gin.

Me: (squeals) Of course, Gin! I love you!

Ichimaru: I know.

Hitsugaya: (sighs) I can see this is going nowhere. I guess I must say it. REVIEW SO YOU CAN SEE ME MAKE ICHIGO'S LIFE A LIVING HELL!

Me: (snuggles with Gin)

Hitsugaya: (shakes head and walks away)