Guess what, my darlings? I have an idea for a sequel! And there will be some past GinHitsu in it! You remember when Toshiro said that Ichigo wasn't his first time? Well, he didn't necessarily say THAT but he said something along the lines of that. My point is, it turns out that Gin and Toshiro used to be together! White on white action! :D Anyway, Toshiro was put in the 3rd division where he was instantly noticed by our sly taicho. They became a couple soon after and it wasn't long until Gin coaxed Lil Shiro into the bed. But when Toshiro became a taicho, he got all high and mighty and SO full of himself. That wasn't how Gin Ichimaru rolled. So they broke up. Everyone together now, AWWWWWWW. Soon after, Izuru caught Gin's eye and seemed to follow the same path Toshiro did (wink wink). One year or ten later, Toshiro goes to the World of the Living on a mission posing as a student while on Hollow guard. But then he met Ichigo. And you know what happens after that (wink wink). After the twins are born and are a couple years old, karma starts to wring his throat. Basically, he starts having nightmares per se about him and Gin's past relationship. And that's what it's mainly about! I had wanted to write a GinHitsu oneshot for a while now and I will probably do that along with this. Nutty colour ACTUALLY suggested that there be rape in it. Everyone do the RAEP face!

Toshiro: I think the proper term is "Gin face".

Me: (hits him with a newspaper) Don't be mean! You're just jealous because I know about your past.

Toshiro: But that doesn't make any sense at all!! Izuru was in the same class as Momo who started before me. So how could he get into the 3rd division after me?

Me: JEALOUS!!!!

Gin: Tis simple. Izuru was in tha 5th division and tha 4th division for a short period o' time before he came to the 3rd division. You were in tha 3rd division and left before he was moved to tha 3rd division.

Toshiro: I still have doubts!

Me and Gin: JEALOUS!!!!!!

Izuru: Cookie doesn't own Bleach or its characters.

Me: WE SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW PEOPLE!!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF!!

Toshiro: But you never say-

Me: SILENCE WEAKLING!!!!!!

Toshiro: Yes ma'am.

The tiebreaker for the first poll is up! Vote on either Bleach or Death Note!!!

I AM NOW A BETAREADER!!

Me: Crap.

Toshiro: What?

Me: My cat curled up next to me I guess a picture was a must. (frowns, pets kitty)

Baby Strawberry Snowflakes

8 months

Ichigo's POV

I really was expecting this, but I never expected it to hit as hard as it did. Mood swings. Right now he's sulking in his room because I asked him if he needed me to do the laundry which made him shout how degraded he felt by that. Shit, this is hard. Just yesterday I got the "You did this to me" speech for the tenth time. Toshiro was only 4 months away and OH MY GOD he is so ready to have the twins. He's voiced his opinion several times on how much he hates me. Pregnant or not, I am so close to smacking him. The next time he curses at me, I swear to god, I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.

"ICHIGO!!!"

Crap. Here we go AGAIN.

I walked into his room for the fifth time today, "Yes Toshiro?"

"THAT'S HITSUGAYA-TAICHO!!!!"

"Yeah, whatever. What do you want?" I moaned, obviously tired of this routine.

"I'm hungry." Toshiro announced.

"Well then, get up and go get something." I said knowing I was treading on thin ice.

The temperature fell about ten degrees, "Excuse me?"

I put my hands on my hips, "You heard me."

Toshiro got out of bed, walked up to me, and he held up his fist, "You see this? What is it?"

I sighed. "Your fist, dumbass."

"Correct Ichigo and you know what it can do?" Toshiro continued.

I was getting so tired of this, "It helps you jerk off?"

Toshiro chuckled, "No. It does THIS!"

And with one swing, he punched me square in the face, making my nose bleed. I wiped my nose and saw the blood, "Hitting Toshiro? Is that what it's come down to?"

Toshiro stood as straight up as he could despite his round stomach, "That's Hitsugaya-taicho asshole!!!"

"THAT'S IT!!" I roared.

I smacked him right across the face leaving a red mark on his cheek. He and I got chest to chest, well as close to it as you can get with someone the size of a house. And all of the sudden, an air horn went off. We both looked at each other in confusion until we heard a serene voice.

"Tsk tsk tsk, such misbehavior between two close people."

Gin Ichimaru. With an air horn.

We both turned around and saw the grinning taicho standing before us. I stared at him, "Why are you here?"

The taicho chuckled, "Somebody's gotta referee ya. Might as well be me."

Toshiro groaned, "What are our relationship problems mean to you?"

"Well, for one, I know y'all are potty mouths and I don' think yer babies should hear such vile language." He replied with a smile.

I sighed, "I appreciate your concern but we really don't need anything like that."

Gin shrugged and waved a bony finger at us, "Fine. But don't complain when your children's first words are 'fuck' m'kay?"

I rolled my eyes, "Whatever."

Gin swiftly left and we both went back to the matter at hand. Toshiro looked at me, "I'm still hungry."

I bit my lip trying not to retaliate any further, "What do you want?"

"Ramen." Toshiro said simply, "Chicken flavored ramen."

"Sure. That ain't too hard to make, I guess." I said sarcastically.

"Try not to blow anything up." Toshiro remarked.

I looked back at him, decided not to say anything, and just went to get what he wanted.

I came back with the prepared meal to find Toshiro asleep on his bed with Ichirou curled up under the covers with him. I smiled and set the ramen down and kissed him on the cheek. Right when I was about to leave I heard a little voice.

"…Ichigo…"

I back to Toshiro and saw his teal eyes half open, "Yes Toshiro?"

"I…I'm sorry for acting like a total prick earlier. It's because of the pregnancy and I can't help it." He admitted.

I placed my hand on his head, "I know you can't. It doesn't matter to me. Everything is alright between us, I promise."

"You probably think I'm worthless now." He muttered.

I chuckled, "No I don't. I think you are a wonderful and beautiful person whom I love."

Toshiro rolled over to face me, "Really?"

I smiled, "Yeah."

If you wanna read a really good and juicy GinHitsu fanfic, read Sinner by TillthatTime. There's a lemon in it that is so mature and so explicit, they had to post it somewhere else and leave a censored version here. It's that good. I strongly encourage you to read it!

Yes I know that was insanely short. MUSHY ENDING MUSHY ENDING!! But I had tons and tons of fun writing it! Especially the verbal fight between Toshiro and Ichigo. Talk about needing self control! Honestly! But I guess that's what pregnancy can do to ya! Right Izuru?

Izuru: I don't particularly feel comfortable talking about that sort of thing.

Me: Oh come on Izuru! Pretty please?

Gin: Now Cookie, if he doesn't wanna talk about it, he doesn't wanna talk about it.

Me: Awww. That's too bad. Oh well. Not much use trying to get out what won't come out.

Ichigo: That's what she said.

Me: Ichigo…I swear to GOD if you don't leave this minute I will rip out your spine and BEAT YOU WITH IT!!!!

Gin: Dang, anger issues?

Me: Nah. I just thought that would be something Toshiro would say.

Toshiro: Oh hahaha because that's just sooooo funny.

Me: Shut up Toshiro. We are having adult conversation.

Gin: Yeah, shut up Shiro-chan. You isn't funny either.

Me: INCORRECT GRAMMAR FTW!!! (high fives Gin)

Gin: And incorrect spelling!

Me: I suport gud speling LOOL.

Toshiro: Can we PLEASE wrap this up?

Me: Fine then, Mr. No fun. I'll end it.

Toshiro: Thank fucking god.

Me: REVIEW AND YOU SHALL GET A KISS FROM THE CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOICE!!!

Toshiro: Wait…what?

Me: (kisses Toshiro in a surprise attack) VULNERABLE WHITE HAIRED BOY AVAILABLE FOR ANYONE AT ANY PRICE!! DO I HERE $100? $200? $500? $1000?