Hello! It's been a while, hasn't it? Only like what over a week? Yeah, well my laptop has been acting weird lately but I finally got it somewhat fixed to where I can type again. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas or whatever it is you celebrate. As my cousin would say, "Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy whatever you celebrate, Happy Holidays. And if you got a problem with Happy Holidays, Happy shut the fuck up." Because I had a really awesome Christmas. MY uncle came down for five days and got me a Kisuke hat. So anyway, while I was gone, I discovered the gold that is Kuroshitsuji and have an mpreg fanfic in the works. The pairing? SebCiel of course! I also found the Kuroshitsuji musical. It's easier to understand because there's only one unlike Bleach and Prince of Tennis where there are several. But the musical is also not subbed with the exception of the songs. I like 3 out of the 7 in it. Besides that, I watched Juno recently and was quite inspired by one scene. This chapter was originally supposed to be only an omake. But I'll put that at the end of this chapter because that scene is gonna be the center of this chapter. We are cutting back to Ichigo and Toshiro who are having more problems. Why wouldn't they?

Now I know that at least one of my fans got tired of everyone always singing. BUT! BUT BUT BUT BUT! And I mean BIG BUT, like kinda Gin sized butt. That person also said that they hated HSM so I'm assuming that was the only thing they were tired of. I wanna get that person's last opinion before I have them sing again. Because I have this URGE to make them sing once more, just to piss Aizen off!

Toshiro: That's a big butt.

Me: You would know that wouldn't you.

Toshiro: *blushes* SH-SHUT UP!

Me: Anyway, I hope you enjoy it and please review!

Baby Strawberry Snowflakes

11 months

Toshiro's POV

Lounging around for the past five months have been boring as hell. There's nothing to do, nothing's getting done as Rangiku had promised, and I'm very emotional all the time. I'm PMSing like a teenage school girl and I HATE IT. The cat has been my only form of comfort and company. Ever since I heard that Ichigo was caught making out with Renji in the 6th division we haven't been talking. And speak of the devil, here comes Ichigo.

"Hey, Toshiro. I was wanting to ask you something." He said nervously.

I stood up and crossed my arms, "Alright, what? You gonna apologize for what you did?"

Ignoring the last thing I said, he continued, "Well, I was wondering if maybe you and I could go out to a restaurant in Karakura and just talk this over."

"Oh, really?" I said sarcastically.

"You're mad. Why are you mad?" Ichigo asked.

I put on a fake smile, "I'm not mad. I'm in a great mood! I mean, despite the fact that I'm in a fat suit I can't take off." I slowly started to frown again, "And despite the fact everyone is taking pity on me. And despite the fact that your little boyfriend gave me a death glare the other day."

"Okay first off Renji isn't my boyfriend. Second, he didn't give you a death glare he just always looks like that." He interrupted.

"Well take tattoo boy out to eat instead of me because I could think of so much better stuff to do. I could get massage, I could play with Ichirou, I could read, or I could go and help Gin fight Aizen because all of that is better than going out to eat with you." I explained.

After a long silence, Ichigo sighed, "You're being really immature."

To me, that was like a punch right in the face.

"You have no reason to be mad at me," He continued, "You broke my heart. I mean, I should be royally ticked at you. I shouldn't even wanna talk to you."

I scoffed, "What because I had sex with you and didn't marry you? Is that the problem?"

"Like I'd marry you, you'd be like the worst husband ever." He snapped. "And also it's not like I wanted to have sex with you. You were like, 'Oh I'm so drunk. What am I doing? Hey let's make out. Blah blah blah blah.'"

I tried my best to ignore what he said, "Look, just take Renji the douchebag out and I'm sure you'll both have a real bitchin' time."

"Well, you still have the cat." Ichigo pointed out.

"You still have my virginity." I said.

"God, would you shut up?! Stop with the lying!" Ichigo protested.

I was getting really mad, "What? Are you ashamed that we did it?!"

Ichigo started to say something but I cut him off, "Because at least you don't have the evidence under your shirt."

He sighed and lowered his head as I kept on, "I'm a frikin planet. And you don't even care."

Before he could say anymore, I walked out of the room with no clue where to go.

He was only upset at me because I never told him about Gin and my previous relationship. I mean, why should that even be an issue? Why should he care about my past relationships with other people? Why does it even matter? I decided I should go to Izuru for some advice. I really needed it.

Ichigo's POV

I watched Toshiro leave the room in a huff.

I didn't mean to get him mad. It's not my fault I made out with Renji! He asked me if I wanted to drink some sake with him. I didn't think it would be a big deal, so I said yes. I wasn't planning on ending up making out in a closet in the 6th division with him. Then one of the officers had to come in and find us. Not only was my relationship ruined, but so was Renji's! Byakuya still hasn't forgiven him and it's been two weeks since that's happened. I really didn't want to hurt Toshiro. I was too drunk to know what I was even doing. If I explain the full story to Toshiro, he would just blow it off as saying Rangiku has influenced me or some other shit like that. I don't get him sometimes. I still love him but with the twins due next month and him being really mad at me, any more stress could lead to some very very bad things.

"DAMN IT!" I yelled as I punched the wall in frustration, "WHY ME?!"

Toshiro's POV

I finally made it to Izuru's room in the 3rd division and knocked on the door.

"Come in." I heard a voice say.

I opened the door and saw Izuru sitting on his bed cradling Blayne. I made my way over there and sat down beside him, "Izuru, I gotta ask you something."

He got up and put Blayne back in his carriage, "Okay, what is it?"

"Well," I began, "How did you deal with Gin coming and leaving so often without telling you?"

Izuru chuckled as he sat back down, "It wasn't easy. But I learned if you have faith in them and believe in them hard enough, eventually you'll learn to trust all of their actions. Gin never meant to hurt me. Even when he was in Hueco Mundo, he found ways to comfort me even when I didn't know it."

"Oh really? With the life I've had, faith means nothing to me." I muttered.

"Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to." Izuru pointed out, "Have you been having troubles with Ichigo?"

I nodded slowly, "If you hadn't heard, he and Renji were found making out in a closet a couple weeks ago. I still haven't fully forgiven him."

"Was he sober?" Izuru asked right away.

I hesitated, "I don't know. Why do you ask?"

He chuckled, "Well speaking from experience, when you're intoxicated, you'll do things you would never do when your mind is straight. He probably did it without even thinking."

"That's true. I never thought about that." I admitted.

"So, how are you hanging in? The last couple months are really the hardest." The mother asked me.

I sighed, "Tell me about it. I'm addicted to pain killers, I talk to my cat constantly, my back is extremely sore, and I'm very emotional all the time."

Izuru nodded, "That's the gist of it. It's tough let me tell ya. But in the end, it is so worth it."

"That's another thing I've been meaning to ask you.?" I said, "Is childbirth painful?"

The blond froze, "Well…yeah. It's true about what they say. It's the most painful thing someone can endure. Then again, your younger than I am. So I guess it can be different in your case."

I groaned, "I am not looking forward to labor."

"Oh yeah, that's hell." Izuru agreed.

OMAKE

THIS IS AFTER TOSHIRO HAS THE BABIES!!!!

The Party

Toshiro's POV

Mommy duty was fine, I guess. The twins have kept us quite busy. But I've been able to return back to work as I could tell nothing was getting done. It was then that Ichigo walked in.

"Ah, Ichigo. Can I help you?" I asked my lover standing in the doorway.

"There's a recent disturbance of hollows in Karakura Town with unknown causes. It's almost as if Aizen is controlling them again." He explained to me.

I raised an eyebrow, "But I thought Gin and the Espadas took care of him. That's why he, Izuru, and Blayne live in Las Noches now."

Ichigo continued, "Well apparently, since they have come down to visit us, things have gotten out of hand. Look, we have some evidence leading us to believe that the person behind this is attending the Soul Ball in Karakura where all the glitzy people are invited. The sotaicho ordered for you, me, Rangiku, Gin, and Izuru to go there in disguise and find them."

I nodded, "I see. And why did he choose us?"

"I don't know." Ichigo shrugged.

I got up with a sigh, "Alright, let's go tell the others. Who ever this guy is, we will stop him no matter what."

THE DAY OF THE BALL

We made it to the party and our disguises seemed perfect. I didn't like mine very much. Rangiku dressed in a blood red ball gown with a feathered hat and wore her hair in a bun. Izuru got hair extensions and tied the hair back with a red bow and dressed in a black suit. Gin dressed in a simple tux and wore a fedora. Ichigo wore glasses, dyed his hair black so he wouldn't stick out and he wore a black suit with a green bowtie. As for me, I had to put in two ponytail extensions and wear a purple dress. I hated these people.

Once we were inside, we went over our plan again.

Rangiku started, "Hitsugaya-taicho, you will be my niece who's visiting from out of town. Ichigo, you will be his personal butler."

"Why do I hafta be your niece?!" I snapped.

"Because I've always wanted a girl!" She explained smiling.

"Only for that?!" I growled.

Rangiku went on, "Izuru will pose as my butler and Gin will be my brother. Everyone understand?"

I rolled my eyes, "Who decided you would pick our disguises anyway?"

She shrugged, "I guess I chose myself!"

I sighed. Rangiku leaned over to me, "I heard that our culprit is really into women. So you'll be the main target!"

I shivered in disgust. This was gonna be a humiliating night.

"Didn't you say 'No matter what', Toshiro?" Ichigo pointed out.

I shot him a death glare and we split up in groups. Me and Ichigo as one group and Rangiku, Gin, and Izuru in the other.

"The last thing in the world I'd want is for Momo to see me like this." I muttered as we walked.

Almost as if the devil intended it, a familiar voice rang out, "Aw! That dress is so pretty!"

We both spun around to see none other than, Momo Hinamori.

I stood there in shock, "B-but!"

Ichigo put his hand on my shoulder to calm me, "Tosh-I mean, Young Mistress, calm down. Let us-"

"That dress is so cute too!" We heard her exclaim. It was clear that she was referring to me.

"Over here, quickly." Ichigo guided me over to a table to hide.

Momo rushed over and looked for us but then finally walked away confused. I sighed in relief.

Ichigo shook his head, "This isn't good. Why on earth would she be here?"

I gripped onto the table sheet, "If anyone found out that a taichowas dressed like this...!"

"It would be an embarrassment to the entire 10th division." Ichigo finished.

I turned to him, "Maybe if we blend in with Rangiku and the others, we could avoid her."

We looked over to where Rangiku was and saw that she was knee deep in the party and probably forgot about the mission entirely. Gin and Izuru just stood by and watched her be bombarded by love struck men.

The minute we started searching the party again, we were discovered by Momo. She's more damn persistent than I remember.

Ichigo grabbed my hand, "Young Mistress, let's go over here for the time being."

We ran outside and onto the balcony. I tried to catch my breath, "God, why must this always happen to me?!"

"Oh look! It's Prince Sousuke! His platinum blond hair looks as if it was spun of gold!"

"Indeed!"

Ichigo and I looked at each other and then looked inside to see someone who looked exactly like Aizen except…with blond hair.

TO BE CONTINUED

Was that worth the wait or not? Anyway, it's nearing time for the end of the year so I better go break out the champagne glasses before everyone gets here. Toshiro, would you like to do the honors?

Toshiro: No. I don't feel like it?

Me: Hm? Why not?

Toshiro: I just don't want to.

Me: Fine, Gin?

Gin: I don't wanna either.

Me: Ugh, Izuru?

Izuru: Don't feel up to it.

Me: Okay…Sebby!

Toshiro, Gin, and Izuru: Sebby?

Sebastian: Yes my lady, REVIEW SO THAT ICHIGO AND TOSHIRO WILL GET BACK TOGETHER!

Me: Thank you Sebastian *kiss*

Sebastian: My pleasure. I am one hell of a butler.

Me: Yes you are!