Ayana: I sold my sister!

Jen: But, now you own nothing!

Maria: Not even the $25! I stole it from you! And bought these chocolate bars!

Ayana: Poop.

A Series of Random Events

Chapter Three-Victory!

Maria's POV

It was another day on TTSoT. The silence burned. Where was the ruckus?

At that moment, Starlit popped in. She surveyed the area, looking for Tess I presume. She sighed in relief. "No Tess," she smiled. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU STORY!!!!!!!!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh my.

Emma decided to see what everyone was up to. What a stupid mistake! "Hi everyone...Anyone online right now?"

"Me!" Story called. That was even stupider than the one above!

Starlit snarled and lunged for Story. "YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!" That is one pissed off chick. She pulled out a sword, saw, and screwdriver to attack Story. "You will not touch Embers again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Story ran around like a crazy vampire. "Ha! You can't touch me! As long as I'm around Embry will die and Esme will live!" She drew her own sword and chainsaw. We waited a bit, and she backed against a cave. She whispered, "I think Starlit forgot I was here."

Then, Hannah logged on! "Hey guys!!" She looked at Starlit and Story slashing at each other "Hey twin!"

"Starlit just ran out of here like a coward!" Story raised sword and chainsaw in triumph.

"I would fight you but I need to save my energy for the Blood Countess Tess. So.... what's happening in your life...?" As no one answered, Hannah began to sing. "All by myself! Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore!" No one responded to…that, so she changed the subject. "Anyone wanna hear the creepy nightmare I had last night?"

Stella peaked in the chat room. "I see no bloody murderers around so... Hi!" She waved. "Sure, what was that nightmare about?"

Hannah turned out the light and pointed a torch in her face.

"It was a night like any other. I was sitting on my bed with my laptop in hand (on fanfiction, of course). My mother had just left to take my brother to work. It was dark outside." She tapped the hard wooden floor, all listeners jumped. "There was a tap at my window and I could make out a shadow behind my closed blinds. I stood up from the bed hesitantly and went to the window. Should I look? I pull back the blinds and..."

"And?" Stella asked.

"And…what? I wanna know!" Ayana exclaimed.

Some other random person, EdwardIsMine-AliceIsMyBFF, asked, "AND WHAT?"While holding onto blankets.

"I want the blanket!" Ayana yelled and grabbed it.

"GIVE…ME…IT…BACK!!!" yelled the blanket's former owner. "Or, I can give you one," she smiled.

"Well," Hannah continued, "I pulled back the blinds and there is one of those weird back from the dead people, with their face right up at my window. The face is actually engraved in my mind. It was that scary. So I grabbed my mobile and called my mum and she said, 'We can't get back in time.' 'But mum it's going to come in, what should I do?' 'It is going to kill you.' And then I woke up. Needless to say, I am now scared sh*tless. I am scared quite easily. And that nightmare was so life-like; right down to me being on fanfic (I swear I saw the screen!!) Oh and I missed out a cool bit. Okay so the dream started with me on laptop, shouting bye to my brother. Then I heard a tap running so I went to the bathroom and turned it off and then I got a chill up my spine so I ran back to my bedroom to turn the light on and when I did the power cut out. So all in all, my imagination has a twisted sense of humor because I shall have to sleep with the light on for like a month now."

"You're going to die Hannah!!! I want a blanket!" Ayana called out. "OMG were number ten on the forum list!" she continued.

Hannah scanned cans over forums list and gasped.

"RUN HANNAH!!!" she told herself.

She ran to a shop.

"I'll have your finest banner!!!"

The cashier gave her a strange look.

"You are in a bakery."

"Oh."

She ran to a party shop.

"I'll have your finest banner!"

The cashier held up an 'It's a boy!' banner.

"I don't think it's that one..."

The cashier held up a blank banner.

"I'LL TAKE IT!!!!!"

She got nice colorful paint and writes in elegant script, WE'RE AT NUMBER 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She ran back to the forum.

"CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!!! COME ON!!!!! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!"

She threw out the streamers and party-poppers

"!!!!!!!!"

She rode in on an elephant that has number ten painted on it.

"!!PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you I was going for the big shebang when we got to 10. Just wait till 1. Just you wait."

"Hehehe, Hannah you forgot something... the victory dance!" Stella announced.

"Me? Forget? Psh!" Hannah replied.

Hannah clapped her hands with smirk on face.

Fifty dancers come in doing victory dance.

She clapped her hands again.

Fireworks exploded in a ten shape

"Whoa. I have magic hands."

Hannah broke into a victory dance.

Stella joined Hannah is the victory dance-a-thon.

Hannah clapped her hands again and Leah came out with a ten-shaped cake! "Hey, Stella, blow out the candles!" Hannah exclaimed.

"I wanna piece!" Ayana plead.

"Calm yourself! We shall all eat once Stella blows out the candles!" Hannah warned, discreetly licking frosting from her lips.

Starlit then stormed in, past the celebration, right over to Story. "Oi!!!! I did not leave because I'm a coward! Jeez who do you think you're talking to? I left because I was going shopping and had to leave in a hurry before the shops closed!!!!!!!!!" She pulled out here sword then looked around and blinked. "Whoa! What are we celebrating?"

Hannah savagely shoved Ayana's face into the cake. "There's your damn cake! Where's the punch bowl?" She found it and emptied it all over Stella, Ayana, and Starlit. "FOOD FIGHT!!!" she whooped. Everyone ran away from Hannah-the Savage! However, Ayana tripped.

Starlit stopped to taste the punch and grabbed a can of whipped cream. She sprayed everyone, including the elephant.

"Nooooo I hate whipped cream!!" Hannah yelled.

She grabbed onto the elephants trunk accidently. The elephant looks maaa-aaad and starts a stampede.

"NOOOOOOO NOT THE BANNER!!!!"

Ayana shook some soda and sprayed randomly, including the elephant. It went from mad to pissed!

Hannah dived for the banner and tucked it into her coat. "Phew!"

Starlit sighed.

"Ok fine, I'll catch the elephant."

She grabbed a paper chain as reins.

"Come here!!!!"

She jumped onto elephant's back and loops the reins round its neck.

"The elephant is captured!!!!!!!"

We all heard a loud explosion.

"TWIN WHAT JUST BLEW UP?????"