How Cartman Started World War

by Lil Lucario

Cartman has had enough of everything. He wants everything he hates to die, and he finds a way to do just that, with many laughs along the way, but and its gonna get bloody.

Carman Vs. The World

"Hey did you guys see hell boy?" asked Cartman

"Yea fatass, it came ou like 5 years ago" Said Kyle

"You know what Kyle? I will use the magic of hellboy, and whip your jackin' off jew ass back to Norway!" Said Cartman

"I think you mean Isreal Cartman." Saidd Stan

"What eva, screw you guys, I am goin home!" Said Caartman

"He needs to get laid." Said Kenney

"In the ass" added Stan

Later..................

"meeeeem, can I have 4400 dollars for a ticket to Germany?" asked Cartman

"well hon, that's alotta money, hun.. what do you need it for?" Asked Mrs. Cartman

"To enslave The entire Jew race." Responded Cartman

"Well poopsikens, enslaving the Jews is bad."

"But Meem!! I need to do it tomarrow!." Said Cartman

"Fine poopsikens." Said Mrs. Cartmman

later on the plane

"Can I help you with anything?" asked the flight attendent

"Yea bitch fluff my goddamn pillows." said Cartman

"Sir Ifound that mildly offensive." Said the flight attendent

"I dont pay you fuckin' check to talk, now get your whorish ass back to the cock..............pit"

later still....................

"Ok fatfuck, do you need anything else?" asked the flight attendant

"Ay! Im not fat! I am full of fun, and you gotta get me some chips... and a BJ." said Cartman

"Sir, I know you dont give a shit about respect, get out of my plane

"But I-" stuttered Cartman

"Out! she said

"I-"

"Get you fatass outta my plane!" she said, and she threw him out

"" he said as he was falling

"Oh,Im here, ok now I gotta call for the portal, let me read the chant:

I

love penis, It is soft and I enjoy softly licking it aand rubbing creamall of it. I enjoy nuts in my

mouth, I take it in my ass, and I order soft, juicy,and salty nuggets in my mouth when I go to McDonalds. Kyle is a major fucking hottie with a sweet ass... as Riahna would say,I would run that town till Saturday...ay! Wrong chant! Okay this is the right one:

I put my dick in the pencil sharpener... oh my God...okay this one is correct

I would take musical malets andplay Taylor Lautner's Werewolf abs like a xylophone... okay this is the right one...

Upon a full moon, a fatfuck will fart in 3 seconds....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... ok now then he will eat a cricket... ewwwwwwwwwwwww anyway blah blah

okay now there is Hitlers spirit

"Spirit! Posses me!" Then Hitler went into Cartman

"Muahaahahaha! Nang HIIIIIIIIIIIi we are off to Russia and to get the Russians to kill the Jews!"

To be cont...inued