The Kitten and the Fern

by TimeChaser1

This is what happens when you mess with weird aliens all the time. Someone is bound to be changed. if only temporarily

1. Chapter 1

January 16-17, 2010
Title: The Kitten and the Fern.
Disclaimer: I do not in anyway own Torchwood or anything related to Torchwood. Nothing will be gained from the writings below…except a good laugh.

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Chapter 1--

Owen watched as the black kitten silently stalked the fern on Gwen's desk. This was the eighth time the kitten had tried to defeat the interloper. The score so far was Fern-7 kitten-0, but the kitten was nothing if not persistent.

He crouched. Tail in the air, the kitten sank down to his belly…than pounced at the fern!

He missed by three inches. Again.

The fern was not amused. And it showed its displeasure by bending down and whopping the kitten on its head. Than straightening again it became its usual ferny self.

Fern-8 Kitten-0