Of course I own nothing. That's how life goes.
8
bpov
I can hear her heals clicking on my sidewalk leading up to my front door.
I'm fucking frozen. So much is riding on this. The well being of the people I love most in this world depends on this.
Edward depends on this.
And I'm standing here like I'm trapped in a block of ice.
Ding-dong.
My door bell.
Fuck.
I squeeze my eyes shut. It's going to be ok. You can do this, Bella. You can do this for Edward. Breathe.
I breathe in deep and let the air out as she rings the door bell again.
The wicked bitch is impatient.
My feet feel heavy as fuck as I go to open my door.
I open it and what do you know? Jasper was right.
The bitch is standing there smirking. And it definitely sets me off. I glare at her hard.
"What the fuck are you doing here?"
She replies in her annoyingly nasal voice keeping the fucking smirk on her face.
"Such manners! My husband had some things for you to sign. He didn't want to see your pathetic ass so he sent me."
I cross my arms and square my shoulders.
"Bullshit. Edward knows I would beat your ass for ever showing your face here."
She steps forward, invading my personal space. Up close I can see the damage from our fight the other night underneath her make-up.
Damn I'm good.
Two black eyes and a broken nose. It's a good look for her.
"Try me, bitch. The only reason why I didn't fight back is because my loving husband was right there."
I roll my eyes.
"He's only your husband because you framed me."
She smirks but doesn't say anything. Not going to work. I grasp at straws to keep the bitch-fest going.
"And like you could ever really dream of taking me. Not that you would ever try; you wouldn't want to break a nail or anything."
"I'd risk a nail or two to see your pathetic little face smashed in."
The door is still open and Edward should be arriving any minute. I open the door wider in a silent invitation to come inside. Her ugly-ass smirk gets bigger while she walks into my house like she owns the fucking place.
You wish, bitch.
I slam the door behind her as hard as I possibly can.
Tanya jumps.
Ha!
Bella:1 Tanya:0
What the fuck do I say now? Fuck fuck fuck. I've got to keep this natural.
I turn back to Tanya and see the manila folder in her hands.
Bingo.
"What are these documents that are just so important for me to sign?"
"Oh, you mean the documents that my husband asked me to bring over?"
If she doesn't stop rubbing that shit in my face I may just skip the main plan and jump right into beating her fucking ass.
"Shut up, Tanya. The only reason why he married your stupid ass is because you fucking framed me. Let me ask you, does it hurt to know that you actually had to lie to get him? That he wanted me more than you? Does it hurt to know that I'm the one he really loves?"
Well, Tanya lost the smirk.
Bella:2 Tanya:0
"Edward loves me."
"Bitch, please. If he ever really loved you he would have been with you. He would have chosen you. But he didn't. He chose me. And you were so bitter and pathetic that you had to ruin his life to get him."
I can see the rage flowing through Tanya's eyes. I can't help it, I smirk.
"I did what I had to do to get the man I love! You didn't fucking deserve him! The daughter of a cop and a whore! People like you shouldn't be with people like us! You and your pathetic little upbringing with your second rate clothes with your second rate jobs with your second rate friends!
I did Edward a fucking favor! If it weren't for me he'd be stuck raising your no-good offspring instead of living the life he was raised to live!"
Hold up.
I KNOW she didn't just say that about me. I KNOW she didn't just say that about my parents. And I fucking KNOW she didn't just say that about my friends.
I don't even celebrate getting Tanya to admit it I'm so lost in the fury that fills me.
I'm seeing red.
I punch her. I punch her so hard she flies back and lands on her ass on my hardwood floors.
I jump on top of her and start laying into her.
"Who the FUCK do you think you are?!"
Punch.
"They're all better than you!"
Punch.
"You fucking bitch!"
Punch.
"You're nothing but a no-good whore!"
Punch.
"You don't hold a fucking candle to my family and friends!"
Punch.
"You ruined Edward's life!"
Punch.
"You ruined my life!"
Punch.
I'm suddenly pulled off of Tanya and I struggle to get back to work.
This bitch is going down.
I flail around and kick my feet screaming for whoever has me to let me back at her. I don't see anyone or anything around me. Just Tanya.
I manage to struggle myself free and run back and jump back on Tanya.
I can see the fear in her eyes. Good, be fucking scared.
"You bitch!"
Punch.
I'm being pulled back off of Tanya by what feels like a stronger set of hands so I start kicking her as hard as I possibly can.
"You ruined Edward! How fucking could you?!"
I'm being dragged away from her and I can feel a hand clamp onto my mouth, successfully shutting me up.
I look around the room and I can see Alice and Rosalie standing beside Tanya staring at me wide eyed and proud.
Jasper is crouched down checking Tanya for injuries.
The hand on my mouth is huge and I can smell the familiar scent of musk and what can only be described as man. Emmett.
Where's Edward?
I nod slowly, letting Emmett know that I won't attack Tanya again. He releases me and I look around the room in search of Edward.
Standing there in the doorway leading into my living room is Edward. Dressed in all black and looking gorgeous.
He's staring at me in a mixture of lust, shock, and.. gratitude?
Then, a shocked and beaten Tanya starts running her mouth.
"Oh, Eddie! Baby! Did you see what this bitch just did to me?"
My muscles tense and I glare over at Tanya.
"One more comment like that, bitch, and you're going to experience an ass kicking so brutal that one you just received will seem like a walk in the park."
In the corner of my eye I see Edward begin to walk towards Tanya. His posture is stiff, an indicator that he's fucking pissed.
He comes to a stop in between Tanya and myself.
"Don't 'Eddie baby' me, Tanya. I heard everything! How you fucking revealed my true paternity! How you destroyed me! God, I can barely look at you, you disgust me!"
Tanya's eyes well up with tears and her swollen and bloodied face scrunches up in what I guess would be a pout.
She looks like a pug.
"But Eddie! She set me up! I didn't reveal your paternity!"
"Oh, Tanya, knock it off! I heard everything! How you did 'what you had to do to get the man that you love!' You don't even know the meaning of the word love! If you did, you would have let me be happy! You wouldn't have destroyed my relationship with Bella! Conned me into marrying you!
It was all about status with you! Even if I'm not really a Cullen you knew that I would remain in high standing in society! That's what it was all about!"
Tanya's voice was low, weepy, and annoying as fuck.
"That's not true, Eddie. I do love you! I don't care about status!"
I roll my eyes.
Please.
But this is Edward's fight now, so I'll just keep my mouth shut.
"A cop and I believe the word you used was 'whore's' daughter? What was that you said? Oh yeah. 'People like you shouldn't be with people like us.' How is that not about status? You disgust me, Tanya. Absolutely disgust me.
And believe me, I'm filing for divorce first thing tomorrow morning. Keep the house, I don't want the vile memories that exist there. I'll be by for my things tomorrow as well."
Edward turns to Rosalie and Alice wiping the glare from his face.
"Rosalie, Alice please do me a favor and get this trash out of here."
I beam at Edward while Rosalie and Alice smile wide and nod.
They each grab a hold of an arm, hard I'm judging by the grimace on Tanya's face, and escort her out of my house.
All I can hear in my head is the song from The Wizard of Oz with my own variation.
Ding-Dong the bitch is dead.
Ding-Dong the wicked bitch is dead.
Edward turns to me and stares at me for a moment. I'm nervous. Didn't Edward just say the other day that what really freaked him out on our wedding day was when I beat Tanya's ass?
O God.
What if he doesn't want me now?
What if he changed his mind?
Then he smiles. Big, crooked, and gorgeous.
I let out a breath of relief and smile back as Rosalie and Alice walk back in the house wiping their hands as if they really took out the trash.
Nobody says anything, probably not sure what to say.
Edward and I just stare at each other.
Then, Edward walks forward, closing the distance between us. He cradles my face in his hands then leans forward and kisses me. I smile into his lips and wrap my arms around his neck kissing him back.
I DID IT! I GOT EDWARD BACK!
I want to scream from the rooftops I'm so fucking happy right now. The gang is all cheering, whooping in Emmett's case, and laughing as Edward pulls back and smiles at me.
"Thank you, Bella. Thank you so much. I love you." He says softly.
Keeping my voice as low and as soft as his I reply still smiling.
"Don't thank me. That was as much for me as it was for you. And I love you, too."
Edward smiles, wraps his arms around my waist, and lifts me up as he starts kissing me again. I'm on cloud nine. I swear it's not more possible to be more happy than this.
I can hear everyone still laughing and cheering as Edward starts to spin us in circles, causing me to join in the laughter.
Edward puts me down and I'm lifted up and squeezed from behind.
"I'm so fucking proud of you, little sister! So fucking proud of you! You were amazing!"
Emmett puts me back down and I turn around to give him a full hug. I'm passed around between Jasper, Rosalie, and Alice all of them telling me how proud they are of me. How happy they are for me. I can hear them all telling Edward how happy they are for him as well after they finish hugging me.
"Oh my God! Great idea!" Alice screams.
I turn to her, not even scared of her plan. Nothing can bring me down from this high.
"Everyone is calling off work tomorrow! Slumber party!"
We all laugh but not dare to tell Alice no. I'm sure we would all like to avoid death. Plus, I would love nothing more than to spend my night with everyone. Be a family once again. Be happy together without worrying about the fact that Edward would be leaving soon.
I'll be damned if Edward goes anywhere.
We all settle in the living room, relaxing in couples on my couches and chairs basking in our cloud of happiness.
We are all laughing when Rosalie flips.
"Damn, Bella! Look at your hand! It's bleeding like a mother fucker!"
I look down and sure enough my hand is bleeding. I shrug.
"It was worth it."
Rosalie smirks while she gets up, probably grabbing me a towel or some ice. Edward gently grabs my hand and begins to inspect it. I can see the frown of concern on his face. A frown that shouldn't be there on such a happy occasion.
"Edward."
He looks up and I can see the concern in his eyes.
"It doesn't hurt, Edward. I'm fine. Freak out tomorrow if you want. But tonight, let's just be happy. Please."
Edward nods and smiles while Rosalie hands me a rag and a bag of ice.
Edward grabs the rag from me and wipes away the drying blood. After he finishes, he rests the bag of ice on my knuckles and puts my hand on his lap and gently starts playing with my fingers.
"So, Edward. I guess you're now homeless. You just totally gave Tanya the house. A house she hasn't paid a single penny for."
Edward turns to Jasper and shrugs.
"I don't want it. She can have it, all of it."
I interrupt.
"And he's not homeless."
Edward turns to me with questioning eyes and a ghost of a smile on his lips. I didn't plan on asking him to move in with me, or rather deciding for him, but this is where he should be. With me.
"You have a place right here."
Edward's eyes light up and his lips curve into his crooked smile. He leans forward and kisses me, hard.
"Are you sure, Bella?"
I roll my eyes.
"This is where you belong, Edward. With me."
Edward smiles and kisses me again.
"I would love to live here with you, Bella."
"Well, I guess it's good we're all calling off tomorrow if it's going to be a moving day."
I turn to Emmett and smile.
Alice starts clapping her hands then starts going on and on and on about where Edward's stuff should go. I just keep my mouth shut. I don't care where his things are. All that matters is that Edward will be here. This place will have Alice's design with a little bit of me and a little bit of Edward. This will be OUR home. And there's no possible way I could be any happier.
"Little dude, shut up. We all know you're going to be deciding it all tomorrow anyways. I just want to crack open a beer and celebrate. Not design a frickin' house."
We all laugh and nod along with Emmett while Alice glares.
"I'm not your little dude."
Emmett rolls his eyes.
"Fuck yeah you are. You've always been my little dude."
Alice glares hard core at Emmett, impossible in my opinion since he still has a heart and stars on his face, while Jasper swoops in to calm her down.
"Well I have something to say," Rosalie declares.
We all turn to her, staring intently. Rosalie can be a woman of many words when she wants to be, and blunt while she's at it.
"Ok for starters I'm glad this fucking day is over with. My job was to stand outside a door and yet I was still flipping out all damn day. Edward, I have to say for the record you're a dumbass. So much shit could have been avoided if you would have got your head out of your ass and listened to us.
But, I'm glad you're back. This is the only time you'll hear me say this sober but I love ya. And if you ever think of leaving us again I swear to God I'll murder you."
She finishes her little speech with a glare at Edward and I can feel his muscles tense. Rosalie doesn't fuck around, and when she says something she means it. Emmett clears his throat, apparently planning on saying a few words himself.
"Ok, since we're doing this speech-making happy family bit you see on the lifetime network I guess I have a few things to say as well. Edward, you're my boy and I love you like a brother. Even when I'm kicking your ass for my little sister's honor. Luckily, I don't have to do that shit anymore. Though, those were some good memories. I will kick your ass again if I have to, so don't think I won't. Welcome back to the family and don't be a dumbass anymore."
Ahh.. Emmett. Such a way with words.
I look over to Edward to see him rolling his eyes, but I can see the ghost of a smile on his lips. He knows just as well as I do that that is just how Emmett is and that was as good as a big kiss on the lips and an 'I love you.'
Alice starts jumping up and down, letting us know it's her turn. This should be good.
"Ok, it's about time we're all back together. Splitting up just doesn't work for us. And it cut into my happy time. Now, Edward, be a big boy and think before you act from now on. I'm sure you know that this is a situation you need to learn from.
I'm ecstatic we're all under one roof without the 'what ifs,' and it's great to see the color return to Bella's face. Her complection already looks so much better. I'm going to have to go out and buy more make-up for her. And a whole new wardrobe to celebrate the return of the dead.
So you both have given me the greatest gift possible. Extreme happiness and more excuses to shop! I've been running out of excuses to tell Jasper on why we need everything."
I look down and blush when Alice mentions my complection. I never noticed any differences, but then again I've never really cared. I look back up to Alice and laugh when she tells us she's running out of excuses. It's about damn time. They've been married for over two years for crying out loud! That girl shops on a daily basis.
We all expectantly turn to Jasper. He looks down in serious thought for a moment then looks back up at us and smiles.
"Well, I wasn't going to say shit but it looks like you leave me no choice. Um.. I'm really happy to have freed you, man. That woman was pure evil. Ice water fills that woman's veins, I swear. And Bella. Our little Bella. I've missed your real smiles and your snarky as hell attitude. So, uh, welcome back to the land of the living!"
We all break into laughter at the end of Jasper's speech. I breathe in deep, it's like I'm smelling the air for the first time in years. Opening my eyes to the world for the first time in years. I guess this is what he meant. I haven't paid attention to the little details that make up our lives for five years. It's nice to care again.
Everyone turns to me, looking at me expectantly.
"You guys want me to say something?"
They all nod at me like robots or some shit. I blush. I figured I'd get a get out of jail free card or something. I mean I did just get Tanya to admit everything. And I did just kick her ass.
"Uh.. I'd like to thank the academy for keeping my ass in check for the past five years. I know it was hard on all of you but you stuck by me. I love you all and for the record: it felt good to really lay into that bitch!"
Everyone lets out fully belly laughs. I just sit there and giggle watching them. They all look so carefree and just.. happy. The frown lines gained from the previous five years have already disappeared. It's a beautiful sight.
Edward's turn.
He sobers up and clears his throat, looking serious.
"First and foremost thank you for not giving up on me. All of you stuck by me in some way, shape, or form.
Emmett, your ass kickings kept me reminded of how much of a dumbass I am. You refused to let me move on and forget all the pain I've caused not only Bella, but the rest of you as well. I accepted those ass kickings as punishment for letting go of the best thing in my life. But don't think I won't start fighting back now that everything is how it should be.
Alice, your little talks about trusting you guys and taking your word didn't really get you very far. And when I would tell you to leave me alone and just drop it you wouldn't. It would piss me off but there you were the next day still loving me. It means the world to me to know that even though I'm only your half-brother, I'm still your full brother in your heart.
Jazz, you grew up with Bella and Emmett and yet you kept being my friend. Keeping my head above water. When my world came crashing down, you were there making sure I didn't do anything too stupid. You stuck by me no matter what and I want you to know that I'll always be there for you just like you were there for me.
Rosalie, whenever I saw you you made sure I knew exactly what you thought. After five years, you would think you would sound like a broken record but you always got through to me. A little bit at a time. Last week at Antonio's when you were yelling at me to not say anything to Bella, which I wasn't going to do by the way, I could see the fire and passion in your eyes. What you really were saying behind threatening my balls. I could see you still cared and also how stupid you thought I was. We weren't friends anymore but I knew that at the end of the day, if I showed up at your doorstep you would let me in, be there for me.
And my Bella. You most of all deserve a thank you. But I can't thank you until I apologize. I'm the biggest jack ass to ever walk the planet and how you can be sitting here smiling at me, telling me to move in with you is just astounding. I've said and done so many stupid things. All of which hurt you. You deserve so much better. But I will make it my mission to make it up to you for the rest of my life.
So I'll start of by saying I'm sorry, Bella. More sorry than you can ever imagine. And this is only the beginning. We have a long and happy life together to look forward to and every step of the way I want you to know how much I love you and appreciate you for never giving up on our love."
I can see the tears forming in his eyes. The hurt and the pain mixed with sincerity. I knew he meant it the second everything left his mouth, but to see it so clearly nearly threw me. I reach forward and rub his cheek with my hand while he instinctively leans into it. I make sure he is looking dead into my eyes when I reply.
"I accept your apology, Edward. You don't have to make it up to me. What's important is we're here together now. I refuse to spend the rest of my life dwelling on the 'what ifs' and the pain and the heartbreak we've endured. I've spent too much time like that. What's important is our future, together. There isn't a damn thing we can do to change the past so let's just be happy that everything is how it should be."
Edward smiles and nods while Emmett calls out asking everyone who wants a beer. We all raise our hands while Emmett heads of to the kitchen.
"Rosalie, has he figured out what's on his face yet?"
Rosalie turns to Jasper smirking.
"Hell, no. He got all serious on us and I swear I thought I would die if I didn't laugh. It took everything I had."
We all laugh while Emmett joins us in the living room handing out beers. He has a joyful smile on his face, his raised cheek bones sporting big ass black stars. I need some pictures of that shit. I get up from the couch and run to grab my camera.
When I return, I get in Emmett's face and get a huge face shot. Fucking priceless. I swear I'm framing this one. I return to my seat, not planning on taking anymore pictures.
"I know I'm gorgeous, Bells, but don't you want some pictures of all of us or something?"
I turn to Emmett smirking, trying to fight the images of his reaction when he finally sees his face.
"I'd rather see the footage to be quite honest. I swear this is going to be made on a dvd and I'm playing it everyday."
"Hell yeah!" Rosalie cheers.
Emmett gets up and heads out to Jasper's car to get everything. We all crack up at Emmett. He's going to flip!
"Oh my God I damn near lost it when I got into the garage! It's a serious situation, Emmett's looking at me all serious, and he has a fucking heart and stars on his face! Someone should have fucking warned me!"
We all laugh at Edward while Emmett walks in with a bunch of wires and such and starts hooking stuff up to my tv. We quiet down, smirking silently, while Emmett works. This is just going to be too fucking good.
Video comes up on the screen, Emmett's nose looking rather large as he hooks up the camera. He pulls back and smiles at the camera.
"Damn, I am one sexy son of a bitch!"
We all laugh at the on screen Emmett. Oh just you wait buddy, you're in for a surprise!
The camera angle is from the right corner of the front of my living room. I look up into that corner and I can't see anything. The camera must be tiny as hell.
Nothing happens on the screen for a while so Emmett fast forwards through what looks like a couple of hours. You see Rosalie, Emmett, and Alice walk into my house. They all glance at each other while Emmett keeps fast forwarding.
"Hold up!"
Everyone looks at me.
"Rewind that shit, Emmett. Obviously you guys said something. No secrets in the family, Emmett."
Emmett rolls his eyes.
"We're not the god damn mafia, Bella."
I glare.
"We're about to turn into one because I'll bust a cap in your ass if you don't rewind it."
They all break into laughter.
"Bust a cap? That's rappers not mafioso!"
"Well that's how it is in my mafia!"
They all continue to laugh and Emmett keeps fast forwarding.
"Emmett I'm fucking serious!"
Emmett opens his mouth to respond but Rosalie interrupts.
"It's us making the plan to piss you off. It comes complete with Alice texting Jasper while you guys were driving here. We don't want you to hear that and ruin your mood ok?"
I sigh and nod, resigned.
"What plan to piss her off?"
We all turn to Edward and Alice exhales loudly.
"Short version? We decided that we needed to pump Bella up so we made a plan to piss her off. It just kind of back fired on us. The plan was the relive the wedding day, telling her how proud we were and such."
Alice looks down guiltily and I glare at her hard.
"Tell him the rest, Alice."
She looks up at me pleading.
"Tell him the rest."
Alice sighs again.
"While we were reliving that day, we kind of mentioned your vows. How wonderful and sweet they were. Talking about how you were so nervous about them and how you had your relationship written perfectly. We really thought it would get her pissed at Tanya. Only it didn't."
She looks down sad. My anger starts to fade away when I see her expression.
"If she didn't get pissed, then what happened?" Edward asks softly.
Alice snaps her had back up and I can see the pain from the memory in her eyes.
"She, uh, stormed out. Got mad at us. After we got her back in the house she wasn't mad. She was sad. But, in the end it worked for her."
I nod, deciding to fully forgive them for what they did. It was a stupid plan and they should have known my reaction but they did it with the best intent. I can feel how tense Edward is so I run my fingers along his arm while the tension releases.
"Edward, don't be mad at them. They had a good intent with it no matter how stupid it was. I forgive them."
Edward turns to me and I can see a mixture of anger and sadness in his eyes. I reach up and trace my fingers along his face. His nose, his cheeks, his jaw. He becomes fully relaxed and smiles at me. I smile back and look over at the tv screen. It's paused after what I'm guessing is the conversation they were hoping to avoid.
"Don't worry about it, Em. Just fast forward to when you start getting your face painted. I come in right after that."
Emmett nods and goes back to fast forwarding as we all smirk at each other behind his back. The sour mood from a few minutes ago has changed into a charge of anticipation. Emmett pauses the screen and walks back to sit beside Rosalie while we all try to hide our smirks.
His expression is semi-serious as he hits play.
"Face paint is so awesome. This is like we're going to war or some shit. We need to name this battle. Battle of the bitch?"
Rosalie and Alice, on screen, both turn to Emmett and roll their eyes.
"Sure, Emmie."
Emmett glares at Alice.
"Don't call me Emmie. Makes me sound like a teddy bear or some shit. I mean, what kind of war name is Emmie?"
Rosalie is painting his face and Alice looks over at Emmett and sees what she's drawing. She busts out laughing while Emmett looks at her in confusion.
"That wasn't meant to be funny, Alice."
Alice sobers up after catching Rosalie's warning expression.
"I, um, I know it wasn't meant to be but to me you are just a teddy bear. That's, uh, why it's so funny."
We all turn to Emmett, trying to see if he's caught on yet. He's squinting at the screen, slightly leaning forward.
"You're weird, Alice," on screen Emmett says.
I have to cover my mouth to prevent the laugh escaping. It's coming. Any moment now Emmett will see. I can feel Edward shaking beside me, silently laughing. He knows it's coming, too.
"What the fuck?" Emmett whispers.
Emmett gets off of his seat and walks up to the screen. We all laugh silently behind him, waiting for it.
"ROSIE! IS THAT A FUCKING HEART ON MY FOREHEAD?! OH MY GOD, ARE THOSE STARS???"
We all lose it. My living room becomes the scene from a few days ago with all of us, except Emmett this time, rolling on the floor laughing.
"Bella! That's why you were laughing at me earlier! And Edward! That's why you looked like you were in pain when you came into the garage tonight! And Jasper, man! You're my fucking brother!"
We're too busy laughing to respond to Emmett. I hope to God those video cameras are still recording. I look up at Emmett, hands on hips, glare on his face, with pretty a pretty heart and stars and lose it again.
"Oh my God, Bella! That's why you took that fucking picture!"
I wail in laughter, as does the rest of the group. He stomps toward me and starts looking around. I catch sight of my camera at the same time Emmett does. It jump for it, grabbing it before Emmett. Emmett starts to come at me so I toss it to Jasper.
He catches it while Emmett runs at him, so he tosses it to Rosalie. Emmett turns to Rosalie and knows he's fucked. He groans and plops down onto my living room floor.
"You guys suck."
We keep laughing at him for a few minutes until we hear the doorbell on my tv screen, successfully sobering us up.
"You guys, I'm not sure if I want to watch this right now. It'd be great to watch me beat Tanya's ass. But maybe some other time?"
Emmett turns to me and nods while the group remains silent, keeping the smiles on their faces. Emmett walks to the corner of my living room ceiling and pulls down a little camera, too tiny to see from a distance. He walks into my front hall and I can hear him doing the same in there. He rejoins us in the living room and sits down, still looking pissed off.
"You know you still have that stuff on your face, right?"
Emmett's eyes pop out of his head when Alice asks her question. He jumps up and runs to his bathroom while we break out in laughter once again.
I'm feeling on such a high from everything. That shit is just funny. Edward's here. We're together. And we're about to start the rest of our lives together. It can't get much better than this.
Well, there ya have it, folks! She won! She got a few good punches in there, too! Let me know what ya think!