CHAPTER 9
Mario awoke with a start. "Mama mia, what a horrible-a dream!" he said.
"Mmm, what's that?" said Peach, who was snuggled in next to him.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't-a mean to wake-a you. I just had-a this really awful dream where I was-a some sorta caveman or something. Also, you were-a doin' some kinky things with my brother and I didn't-a like it!"
"Don't worry, Mario," Peach sleepily whispered into his ear. "Just lay back and relax."
Suddenly, Bowser burst in through the ceiling. "Finally, I have you in my grasp, Prince-uggh!"
Mario scowled. "Geez, do you mind, you big oaf? Can't a guy get-a some privacy?"
"Ugh, so hairy!" Bowser said in disgust, averting his eyes.
"Yeah yeah, you're-a no big treat yourself. Go away already! Kidnap-a the princess some other time."
"No! I'm sick of kidnapping the princess on your schedule! What about my needs?!"
"You get outta here or you'll find out-a how much hairier things-a are under the covers!"
"Eeeesh!" Bowser paused for a moment, then grinned a sinister grin. "Well, if I can't kidnap the Princess right now, I suppose there's nothing stopping me from bringing out my plan B!"
"What-a plan B?" Mario said. "And be quieter, Peach is-a trying to sleep-a."
"Plan B? That's where I kidnap you both!" At this, a steel cage dropped down around the regal bed, trapping Mario and the Princess.
Peach awoke with a start. "Huh? What's going on?"
"Bowser's kidnapping us, apparently," Mario said, a tinge of irritation in his voice.
"Oh. Well, be sure to fix that, would you?" said Peach as she drifted off to sleep again.
"Sure thing. Might-a be a while, though."
"Mua-ha-ha! Now I have you lovebirds in my grasp! Nothing can stop me now!"
Just then, a
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