More Castings!? (Part IV of Casting Series—I really should look for another title for this… -__-;)

Rating: T (again for language and suggestive words)

Genre: Humor (definitely)

Pairing: Jango x Kuro or the reverse (in a way again ^__^)

Topic: Betrayal

Word-count: 340

Disclaimer: Odachi is One Piece father and no one else

Warning: random stupidity (again…) and random hints of shounen ai XP, of course oOC-ness (my other name… XD), no spoiler this time…

A/N: This is not part of the entry for the prompt competition this week. Just treat this as an omake of the original entry 'Back.'

More Castings

It was a fine night in Kuroneko Pirate ship. Everyone was partying at the deck except Kuro and Jango who were in captain's chamber.

"Jango, I will leave this ship." Captain Kuro said suddenly while reading.

"What!? Why are suddenly saying something like that!?" Jango was surprised, looking at him in disbelief.

"You want to know why?" Kuro closed his book and glared at Jango. "That's because you always selfishly do whatever you want without even considering the risk!" Kuro pointed at Jango, mighty pissed off.

"Huh?" Jango was confused, as well as the other occupants around the stage who stopped their activities to look at them with wondering gazes.

"Huh?" Sanji realized and looked at the script he brought. "Kuro-san, that's not in your dialogue…" Sanji wanted to inform, but he was cut mercilessly.

"Every damn night is a battle." More like… Kuro didn't care about that right now. "My back HURTS, damn it!" He roared at Jango angrily now. "That's why I am leaving tonight. Farewell, Jango."

"Huh!? Wait a sec! What is this all about!?" Jango shouted at Kuro in confusion.

"What is it, love quarrel?" Usopp asked, sweat dropping. The others also started commenting at the event.

Kuro blushed hard at the sudden realization. "I-I am leaving!" Kuro then humped and left, trying to hide his shame with anger.

"Wait a—! You-traitor! Don't just run away by yourself!" Jango yelled at Kuro, face flushing as he realized that he was the center of attention now.

"Gyahahaha! They're having love-quarrel in the middle of filming!" Luffy and Shanks laughed crazily while pointing at the retreating Kuro and Jango.

"Someone… please change place with me…." Nami cried weakly, having no energy to yell at the actors anymore.

Robin tapped Nami's shoulder lightly. "It's okay, Nami. I am with you." She said with a smile on her face.

"Robin… you look enjoying this too damn much." Nami commented, sweat dropping.

"Eh, but it's interesting…." Robin giggled visibly in delight, crossing today's schedule, as Nami sighed long, utterly defeated.

The End

A/N: Hahaha, Kuro-chan, you snapped and let out an important secret in a slip of tongue… XDDD. Aah, I am refreshed! Now I am no longer depressed. As I thought, One Piece should be an eternal HUMOR! XDD. Hope you enjoy this episode as well! Comment please~?