Totally Silly Casting (Part V of Casting Series—just ignore the stupid title... -__-;)

Rating: T (as usual, for language and suggestive words)

Genre: Humor (this will never change, I think)

Pairing: Smoker x Luffy, Boa -- Luffy, IvanxKuma in a way~ XD

Word-count: each around 290

Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece

Warning: the usual foul language and stupidities, spoiler up to chapter 560, hints of shounen ai

A/N: As usual, it's not a part of drabble contest! Just sharing some amusing ideas XDD

I decide to make a longer drabble since it's a parody from the same chapter; though...I actually just combined two drabbles into one. You may notice which part belongs to which drabble ^__^. Saa, please enjoy~

Totally Silly Casting

As the war heated to the peak of nerve-wracking tension, the melo-comedy had to happen *hearts*.

"Hancock~! You're amazing! I owe you big time!" Luffy hugged the Pirate Empress happily after he received the key to free his brother from his cuff.

"D-don't mention it~!" Hancock blushed really hard at the innocent act and was about to hugged him back when Luffy was suddenly gone.

"Aaaace! I'll free you now!" Luffy had left her moaning on the ground.

"Luffy~! I want to hug you ba~ck!" Hancock said while crying and reaching her hand at him, but of course, was officially ignored by the boy.

She's doing it again... that Hancock...

Everyone on the stage (and around) looked at her oddly, sweat dropping.

"I won't let you do as you please, Straw-Hat!" Smoker suddenly shouted and was about to attack Luffy before he was stopped suddenly by a leg.

"And I won't let you get near him again, perverted smoke!" Hancock shouted heatedly and pointed at him, looking him down.

"You...," Smoker narrowed his eyes at her dangerously. "Stop messing the filming and say your dialogues properly!" he continued, yelling in annoyance.

"Smoker-san!?"

Sanji, as well as the rest of the people there, was surprised that the man could snap like that. Tashigi looked at Smoker again weirdly.

"I bet he's holding a grudge from the previous-previous filming," Usopp couldn't help whispering, slightly pitying him. Franky and Brook nodded in agreement beside him and Zoro sighed in defeat, feeling so ludicrous from being there with those crazy guys.

"Anyway, he's not yours so stop acting as if he were!" Smoker added and everyone fell down instantly.

"Gaaah, I knew it! You have that kind of hobby, PERVERT!" Hancock was mighty shocked and angry.

Smoker jerked and shouted while blushing. "That's not it! You're troubling everyone!"

He doesn't realize he sounds like a jealous lover...

Everyone thought again ridiculously and Tashigi had passed out on the floor while mumbling something in horror.

"I can't believe you don't remember me!" Ivan shouted at the expressionless Kuma in front of him.

"No use, no use, he's dead already," Do Flaminggo said with his annoying smirk.

"No way! I don't believe there are people forgetting my look after meeting me once!" Ivan sounded desperate. "After we did thiiis and thaaat and you even did *beep*! How come you forget all of that!?" he cried while biting a white-handkerchief femininely.

The people on stage (even Do Flaminggo) and around widened their eyes and dropped their jaws unceremoniously hearing that, shocked to death.

"Ivan... that was not in the script," Kuma said, sweats dropping behind his head even though he looked calm.

"Ah." Ivan realized. "Sorry, the situation is similar, so I got it mixed." He punched his palm.

"Holy-shit! You really did that!?" Do Flaminggo set a horror look at Kuma and Ivan, completely traumatized and scarred for life.

Everyone started to murmur in disbelief and obviously, the filming was so fucked up.

"Nami-san...," Sanji turned his face at Nami trying to say this wouldn't work.

"I'm so going to kill them all after we finish this...!" Nami, already cracking her pen, swore quietly while glaring deadly at those guys on the stage, obviously very-very pissed off.

Sanji called off the idea and quickly turned away from her nervously, not wanting to be caught by her wrath.

"L-let's continue this another time...," Robin, slightly trembling from excitement, tried her best not to laugh amusedly at all of the comedy in this event.

The End

A/N: *giggling* God, I have a real fun writing this~ I can't stop giggling! I want to write mooore XDD. I will definitely make Do Flaminggo x Crocodile later XDDD. What do you think? Comment, please?