Useless Casting (Part VI of Casting Series—realize how it becomes stupid and stupider -__-;)

Rating: T (still for language and suggestive words)

Genre: Humor (absolutely)

Pairing: Do Flaminggo x Crocodile

Word-count: 340

Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece

Warning: foul language, hints of shounen ai, another stupidity, spoiler up to chapter 560

A/N: Well, well, I got so many requests to make Casting from the older chapters and the amount is rather giving me a headache. I want to write all of them, but posting them all at once is impossible. I still have to consider a few things and making them will also take time. So, how will we determine this? Should I make a poling of what chapter and what pairing will come out in the next chapter? I will still make the newest/newer chapters my priority (rereading is such a pain in the ass after all), but I will list all the requests and try to make them if I have more time. How does that sound? ^__^. Please submit your opinion in the review ^__^.

Now, to the drabble. Enjoy~ XDD

Useless Casting

As the marine tried to stop Luffy and White Beard crew, Crocodile tried to use the chance to defeat Newgate. Of course it wasn't easy. Newgate still had more crews to defend himself from Crocodile's attack.

"Ck, such a pain," Crocodile tried to attack again, but was stop by a diamond user.

"I won't let you get closer to Pop!" He said, smirking confidently while striking crocodile with the diamond.

Crocodile was cornered.

However, suddenly Do Flaminggo appeared. With his sneer directed to Crocodile, he said. "What is it? Cornered are we, Crocodile?"

"Don't but in! You want to die?" Crocodile glared at him.

"Don't be such a pansy. How about you and I go out?" Flaminggo winked at him behind his sunglasses and with his suggestive smirk.

Crocodile gaped at him, shocked and blushing at the same time.

Everyone set their eyes at them in weird looks, of course, in silence as well.

Is that a proposal?—they couldn't help thinking in disbelief.

"Nn? Why are you being silent, everyone? Crocodile, say your dialogue." Flaminggo looked confused at the sudden silence.

"Are you a moron!?" Nami screamed at Flaminggo. "Stop saying such stupid things!" She already pulled her hair out in frustration.

Flaminggo looked more confused at that. "But I already act correctly," he said, protesting.

"Do Flaminggo, it's 'hook up' not 'go out'," Mihawk said behind him, face faulting.

"Eh?" Flaminggo took out his script behind his fur-coat. "Ah, that's right. Sorry, wrong words," he laughed slightly.

"He's also retarded." Zoro and Sanji said at the same time, sweat dropping.

"Ahahaha! Do Flaminggo idiot!" Luffy laughed hard and pointed at him crazily followed by Usopp, Brook and Franky.

"Shut up! I don't want to be told by you guys!" Flaminggo shouted at Luffy and his friends, blushing.

"I want to leave this place…." Crocodile covered his face, tired but more ashamed.

"In the sense of that, isn't 'hook up' more suggestive?" Robin said in excitement. Nami looked at her with a pale face.

The End

A/N: Kufufufu, I hope this is also interesting. Saa, up to your comments, guys!