Unbelievable Casting (Part VIII of Casting Series)
Rating: T
Genre: Humor
Pairing: ZoSan (^__^)
Word-count: 333
Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece
Warning: as usual…
A/N: This time's Casting is a parody of chapter 76, Arlong Park Arc.
Unbelievable Casting
Luffy and friends chased Nami to Cocoyashi after she ran. Upon hearing news from Yosaku and Johny about Usopp, Luffy decided to sleep on the middle of the road. Zoro and Sanji were with him, waiting for further information.
"Oi," Sanji, who sat leaning against a tree, called Zoro while smoking.
"What!?" Zoro barked at him.
"You don't really believe that Nami-san killed the long nose, do you?" Sanji asked.
"Who knows? I ever got on that little girl's 'nerves' once. So she might do it for revenge." Zoro smirked at him.
"Little…?" Sanji mumbled before a vein popped up on his head.
"Oh, there they are!" Usopp was running at them from the side.
"What about Nami-san's little 'breast'!?" Sanji charged at Zoro, attempting a hard kick.
"Is that the only thing inside your rotten head!?" Zoro was ready to counter.
Usopp suddenly stopped running at them and Sanji's grounding foot was conveniently slipped at a banana peel which miraculously appeared on the ground.
"Eh?" Sanji paled as his body lost its balance and fell to Zoro's direction.
"Uh-oh!" Zoro was also surprised. Sanji crashed into him, faces slammed and lips connected.
A brief silence fell over the place before "KYAAAAA!!" their fan-girls decided to interrupt the filming by getting on the stage and started taking pictures with cameras.
"CUUUT!" Nami shouted from her seat. "Wait a sec! Don't just go on the stage as you like! Security!"
"He's on the stage," Shanks informed while laughing madly, pointing at Zoro's shocked blushing face.
"Damn!" Nami cursed. "Then anyone!"
"Sanji passed out due to the shock," Usopp, who since god knew when, already escaped from the waves of fan-girls, informed Nami.
"Why are you here!? And why didn't you run at them earlier!?" Nami scolded him.
"Eeh, I object violence," Usopp said.
"Stop destroying the filming! This is an important scene, damn it!" Nami yelled furiously at the commotion.
"Well, at least I got a good picture," Robin grinned happily while keeping her cell phone in her pocket.
The End
A/N: Umm… I feel this chapter lack an impact. It's too ordinary… Have I lost my gear already? *a little depressed* Maybe I am just tired? Anyway, what do you think? Comments?