Unpredictable Casting (Part IX of Casting Series)

Rating: T

Genre: Humor

Pairing: Mihawk x Luffy

Word-count: 495

Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece

Warning: foul language, hints of shounen ai, super oOC-ness and massive stupidity… ^^ oh, spoiler up to chapter 561

A/N: hehehehehehehehe *crazy*

Unpredictable Casting

When Luffy was about to save Ace, the path was blocked by Mihawk!

"It's not the time to fight a strong guy like him!" Luffy tried to avoid the collision with Zoro's number one rival.

"You're still in range." Mihawk said after he slashed the wind, almost cutting Luffy.

"Damn!" Luffy shouted.

"Move, Straw Hat! We'll fight him!" Two people suddenly interfered. "You remember us, Mihawk!?"

"I have no time remembering insects." Mihawk slashed them in a blink of eyes.

"Shit—! Gomu-gomu no jet—!?" Luffy called off the idea seeing Mihawk's eyes. "Gaah, I've almost been cut!"

"You're still clear headed." Mihawk praised him as he was about to attack again.

"Jet… Scapegoat!" Luffy pulled Buggy down from above and he was slashed by Mihawk in Luffy's place.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Buggy yelled at Luffy.

"What? He's the one who sliced you." Luffy defended himself, and suddenly Buggy was sliced more.

"Gyaaa! Stop that!" Now Buggy was angry at Mihawk. "I'll never forgive you! This Buggy-dama will send you flying!" Buggy attacked Mihawk, but it was deflected back. As a result, Buggy was sent flying instead.

"Thanks, Buggy! I'll never forget you!" Luffy shouted and ran away from Mihawk.

Mihawk narrowed his eyes, getting annoyed somehow. "It's not over yet." He was about to slash the wind again, but he was stopped by someone.

Mihawk was a bit surprised. "You're part of WB crew… Captain of the 5th company, Vista of the flowered sword," he said.

"We've never met, but you know me." Vista said, excited.

"It will be strange if I don't know." Mihawk said.

"Anyway, what's with everyone, helping that boy like that?"—Mihawk thought in wonder.

"Yes! I got away! Thanks whoever you are!" Luffy ran away while smiling cutely.

Mihawk was surprised seeing that. "I know!" he shouted suddenly, surprising everyone on the field. "It's not a special power, but that cuteness! That's the most powerful ability for making everyone his ally!"

Then there was a dead silence on the stage for awhile before...

"Mihawk, it has nothing to do with cuteness," Vista said, sweat dropping.

"Eh?" Mihawk looked dumbfounded.

"Hawk Eye! You're not supposed to shout out your private feeling when we're filming!" Shanks yelled from outside the stage, laughing.

"I-it's not!" Mihawk yelled back at Shanks, slightly blushing.

"Huh? What happened?" Luffy gradually stopped running and looked behind, confused.

Everyone then chuckled and started laughing hard seeing that.

Nami covered her face, defeated. "This filming will never be over if Hawk Eye even makes a fool of himself."

"I knew it. Everyone considers Luffy cute." Robin giggled knowingly.

The End

A/N: hehehehehehehe *still crazy* Sorry for being stupid again… T_T