Ridiculous Casting (Part X of Casting series)
Rating: T
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Shanks x Buggy (in a way)
Word-count: 328
Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece
Warning: stupidity as usual, foul language, spoiler up to chapter 562, hints of shounen ai, naughty mischief
A/N: Aah, I am sorry for being a bit late posting this. College exams were fucking with me and so many works to do... Anyway, I hope you like this one as well, enjoy~ XD
Ridiculous Casting
Pacifista surrounded the pirates! They would send a blast of laser beam to wipe all of them. Despite the dangerous situation, of course, comedy had to happen again *hearts*.
"What's going on!?"
"That is! We haven't been able to see it until just now. A member of Gold Roger's legendary crew, the Great Pirate Captain Buggy the Clown!!"
"Eh?" Buggy's feature came up on the screen. Then he turned his banged up face close up. "You're surely talking about me?" Buggy pointed himself with his thumb. "That I am legendary pirate...is a secret, right?"
"Hold up, Captain Buggy! Your nose is bleeding! Wipe your face, quick! We'll film it again! Take two!"
"I told you to stop the broadcast! We can't continue with the battle!" Sengoku yelled some more to his bewildered subordinate.
"I-it's one of the video denden mushi that disappeared from Impeldown along with the prisoners!"
"What!?" Sengoku was in shock.
"Come on, Captain Buggy. For your fans," one of the pirates said to Buggy.
"Aaah, standing right there! A lover of Red Hair of the Yonkou! The Great Pirate, Captain Buggy!"
"Do you mean me... eh!?" Buggy's face was blown up red at that. "Wait a—! Who are you calling a lover of whom!?" he screeched while blushing madly.
Everyone around the stage looked at the scene amusedly, having got used to seeing something like that by now.
"Eh, but the script...."
"It's a brother, asshole!" Buggy yelled more, still flushing.
"But, but... the 'brother' was crossed and changed into 'lover,'" the pirate said timidly.
"What...!?" the bewildered Buggy then looked at the side of the stage and saw Shanks grinning at him while playing with a red whiteboard marker on his hand.
"Shanks, you TWIT!" Buggy abandoned his job to chase the red hair around, enraged.
"I will seriously be fired after this...," Nami decided to cry over her miserable fate.
"Then maybe I will take the position," Robin stated while grinning excitedly.
The end
A/N: It's stupid, really... I can't find anything else to ridicule aside this one. I hope you still like it though... comments will be appreciated very much ^__^. I am working on the next Casting since chapter 563 has been up as well. Just wait for it XD