Incredulous Casting

Rating: T

Genre: Humor

Pairing: Marco x Ace, Squard x Ace, Newgate x Ace, Marco x Squard (in a way)

Word-count: 392

Disclaimer: The sole creator and owner of One Piece is Eichiro Oda

Warning: I should change the genre into foolishness and stupidity because it's a bunch of those things, hints of shounen ai (Ace is the center here, everyone XPP), spoiler up to chapter 563, and high volt oOC-ness as well (this will be a quite long drabble, I guess…)

A/N: I should say I absolutely LOVE chapter 563, I mean, VERY MUCH XD. So sweet and AWESOME to the extreme; I am now officially Newgate's fan girl (I am turning into oyaji-kon, really… Daddy!) *stamped* Now, this is the manifestation of that love. Please, ENJOY to your heart content… ~3

Incredulous Casting

White Beard was stabbed by one of his sons, Squard! The enraged Marco released his power and jumped the long haired guy down.

"What the hell did you do that, Squard!? Pop will never do something like selling his own sons!" Marco yelled while pinning Squard on the ground.

"Don't start giving me that, Marco!" Squard yelled back in tears of anger.

"NOOO!" Suddenly Ace screamed really loudly from platform, surprising everyone who immediately halted their activity to look at him. "Marco, why are you jumping other men beside me!? You-cheater!"

"Wha—!?" Marco widened his eyes and hanged his jaw open in shock at Ace's outburst, as well as everyone else.

"Ba-stupid Ace! He's not jumping me!" Squard yelled at Ace, face flushing red. "And what's with that!? Had he ever jumped you before, like, for real!?" he was bewildered at that.

"NO! That's an accident!" Marco yelled with panicked look.

"Marco… you, with our cute precious little Ace…?" Squard threw a disbelieving look at Marco.

"Boys… you've grown up," Newgate said while shaking his head. Everyone also nodded in agreement.

"It's not like that!" Marco's face reddened visibly at the wrong accusation. "And Squard! Why are you calling Ace cute!?"

"It's okay, Squardo… Even though you raised your hand at me for giving consent for them, I still love you," Newgate said while hugging the shocked, bemused Squard.

"Da… Daddyyy!" Ace cried at Newgate with teary face. "Hug me too!"

"I didn't see or hear anything!" Marco shouted while covering his ears and shutting his eyes close, face still red from the confusion, the shock and the panicky.

Luffy and everyone else started laughing maniacally at the scene.

"Usopp-kun," Nami spoke eerily, surprising the sharpshooter. "Be a dear and fetch me a knife will you?"

"What are you going to do with a k-knife?" Usopp felt a very bad omen at the request.

"I'm gonna fillet some actors," Nami smirked creepily while staring murderously at the devastation in front of her.

"Gyaaa! Nami's gonna get berserk! Someone, hold her down!" Usopp started screaming with panicked pale face.

Zoro, Sanji, Franky and Brook were alerted despite laughing so hard as well, and held her before she started the violence.

"Ah, my… Then today as well… we should forget the filming," Robin winked, once again adding the piles of failed filming reports.

The End

A/N: Okay, so this is it for the newest chapter… Really, I am making everyone stupid. I am sorry for making WB so… so… "Daddyyy! XDDD" I really want to call him that, sorry! Ace, you did your job good, my dear lil fire! XP Anyway, what do you think? Comments?