Wondrous Casting (Part XII of Casting Series)

Rating: T

Genre: Humor

Pairing: Marco x Squard; Aokiji x Akainu (Sakazuki) (of course in a way XP)

Word-count: 333

Disclaimer: One Piece is Odachi's ^__^

Warning: As always, random stupidities, high-voltage of oOC-ness, hints of shounen ai and perverted thoughts (blame Kizaru for that), spoiler up to chapter 564

A/N: Honestly, I was confused how to make this chapter into parody (since there are only explosions and earthquake), but thanks to Marco and Kizaru, I got a very nice funny thought... *snickers* Anyway, this is for my long absence from here *winks* ENJOY~

Wondrous Casting

The fight heated more! Now as Squard and everyone else realized what the Marine had done, they're completely mad!

"Ugh... what have I done—!? How could have I doubted Pop... our beloved Pop...!" Squard knelt down and cried dramatically. "I am sorry, Pop...! I am sorry... Ace...!

Marco stared at him pitifully. "Instead of crying, you should do something more productive," Marco said, trying to act cool and cold.

Squard looked up at him, tears still dripping.

"Repay your debt," Marco continued.

"Repay... debt... as in...?" Squard was sweating. Marco made a face.

There was a brief silence before Squard punched his palm. "With my body?" he began to undress.

"With ACTION!" Marco gave a chop on Squard's head, effectively stopping him.

Everyone started snickering at them and they blushed slightly, embarrassed.

"He must have forgotten the script," Sanji chuckled.

"Idiot," Zoro commented.

"Leave them." Nami didn't care anymore. "More importantly, let's move to Newgate and the three admirals!" She directed. "Ready... action!"

WB attacked with all of his might!

"Whoah! What an earthquake!"

"Beat them all Pop! We'll reach the platform!"

The breaking and exploding things intensified, rocking and shaking the ground.

"All right! The platform... EH!? It's not affecting the platform!?"

"It's the three admirals!"

Everyone started shouting angrily as Kizaru, Akainu and Aokiji made appearance, protecting the platform.

"Just because the siege wall didn't rise...," Aokiji muttered.

"Because of your ice, aint it!?" Akainu barked.

"Ooh, why don't you melt it then, Sakazuki? Isn't it your specialty?" Kizaru snickered while giving suggestive glance at his friends. "Especially in bedroom," he laughed

"We're NOT like that!" Akainu yelled, face slightly flushing.

"Trust me, it's not him doing the melting part," Aokiji responded flatly and Kizaru guffawed at that.

"SHUT UP!" Akainu yelled again as everyone started giving them odd mixture looks and some even laughed at his face like Kizaru did.

"What the hell are they talking about?" Nami started feeling sick.

"It's their hobby?" Robin asked while chuckling amusedly.

The End

A/N: Indeed... a total mess... ^_T. Well, I hope you still laugh for this though. I will post another chapter for the next Casting shortly, just... leave your comment first *laughs*