After Awhile Casting? (Part XIX of Casting Series)

Rating: T

Genre: Humor

Pairing: Luffy x Viper XDD

Topic: Three Little Words

Word-count: 300ish

Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece and its awesomeness

Warning: seriously… stupidity and hilarity are this story's synonym, bad mental image (or maybe HOT mental image?? XDD), hints of shounen ai? *rolls*

A/N: It's been awhile since I wrote for this XD. Casting, oh how I missed it very-very much. The writer block is annoying as hell *sighs*. Oh, yes, I got this idea from my friend in ff net, Green-san–chan in her story "My Theories About." ^___^. Thank you sooo MUCH for the idea! Special ultra mega THANKS for allowing me using this idea! XDD

So, eeh, this is a parody of chapter 252…, seriously, I forgot that there was a very funny scene like this. ANYWAY, just read… you'll know what I meant ^__^

After Awhile Casting?

Luffy, Sanji and Usopp were on the way to Apriad because Nami, Zoro, Chopper and Robin together with Merry were kidnapped to be human sacrifice for God Enel. After the three guys had just past Ball trial by Satori, their crow ship was on the milky way to the next trial location.

"What's this place?" Luffy asked, looking around.

"Another trial location, perhaps?" Sanji said, frowning.

"Damn, only one is enough. What is it now? Rope? Iron? Swamp?" Usopp looked alerted.

"It looks like just a plain ground," Luffy said.

"It's NOT plain! Look on top of the stakes! Those are skulls!" Usopp shouted in panicky.

Suddenly Luffy looked aside. "Something's coming!"

Sanji and Usopp were alerted and looked at the direction Luffy faced.

"He's here!" Usopp shrieked as suddenly some people jumped over their ship.

"WHOAAAH!!" Sanji, Luffy and Usopp screamed in shocked face, looking at those guys.

"Hey, you're too exaggerating!" Viper said as he and other Shandian landed, frowning uncomfortably.

"That's your fault for showing too much!" Usopp pointed at him with blushing face.

"What?" Viper asked in a confused look.

"Your skin, damn it! It's practically your fucking clothes!" Sanji supported Usopp, pointing at the minimum clothing the Sandian was wearing.

Sweats dropped from the Shandian and the others around the stage.

"Ah? But it can't be helped! It's our costume!" Viper said again, slightly blushing upon realizing what Sanji and Usopp meant, while the other Shandian fidgeted nervously.

"And you showed us your umm… well, when you jumped back then. That is nice," Luffy said the three little words shyly, a tint of pink on his face.

"Luffy!?" Sanji and Usopp were shocked even more, and if it was possible Shandian faces would become redder.

"Okay! Cut! Change the costume, damn it!" Nami yelled from her seat, frustrated.

"Ah, but that's impossible. Since that's for fan service," Robin said, giggling heartily in amusement.

The End

A/N: Okay… what the hell am I doing? This sounds completely retarded! XD Well, I still couldn't resist making it though… So, what do you think? I realized I've become a bit rusty in making drabble. Again, thank you very MUCH for green-san for the awesome idea! I hope I make it okay. Little comments would be appreciated from all of you guys~.