The End of Casting!?—(Probably not…)

Rating: T/15+

Genre: Humor-Romance (this time, I mean it…)

Pairing: Luffy x Ace (who else?)

Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece

Word-count: Uuh 290ish (omake not included)

Warning: major stupidity, language, shounen ai (not just hints—LuffxAce), etc, etc… oh, and spoiler to chapter 574

A/N:I know I skipped so many chapters, but I just didn't feel like writing them when I got a bad feeling about this chapter. I am still so depressed, so I'll make this parody a little bit mellow…, but still funny of course ^_T

The End of Casting!?

Akainu attacked Ace's back and blood sprayed everywhere. Everyone set their shocked look as well as Luffy.

Ace's body fell and Luffy caught him in his embrace. "Ace…!"

"I am sorry…, Luffy…."

"Ace, we've gotta treat your—!"

"I am sorry…, I couldn't let you save me properly… forgive me…," Ace cut slightly with ragged breaths.

"Someone! Treat his wound, quick!" Everyone also shouted in ruckus.

"No good…! I can feel my end…!" Ace said with pained look.

"No! What are you saying!?" Luffy shouted.

Ace frowned slightly. "Luffy… I haven't finished ye—," he whispered.

"You promised me that you wouldn't die!" Luffy shouted again, cutting him with an almost crying face.

"Listen to me, Luffy…" Ace began again while raising his eyebrow.

"NO!" but Luffy refused and shouted more loudly. "I don't want to hear it!"

"Jeez, listen to me, damn it!" Ace raised his voice and clenched Luffy's shirt hard.

Everyone then stopped and looked at Ace and Luffy.

"NO, NO, NO! You can't die, Ace! You can't absolutely die! I don't want you to die! Don't die on me like that! UWAAAAH!!" Luffy started crying hard and wouldn't let go of Ace.

"Damn it, Luffy! Let me speak first! You're not supposed to cry just yet! I still have my dialogue here!" Ace started shaking the boy.

"Ace…, you're not supposed to yell, you know, aren't you dying?" the doctor said.

"Ah…," Ace realized, sweat dropping.

"But, but, but… why do you have to die here…? I want us to be together… always…!" Luffy made a teary puppy eyes that sent love arrows straight to everyone's heart at the sight only, even to Ace's.

"So… so cute…," Ace covered his mouth and nose, afraid for getting a nosebleed despite all the strawberry syrup on his face and body.

"Luffy… so cute~!" Hancock passed out in bliss.

"Cute indeed…," Sentoumaru agreed with a blushing face.

"Aah, you make the cute boy cry, Sakazuki, what will you do?" Kizaru asked while patting Akainu's shoulder from behind.

"Huh!? Wasn't that supposed to be an act!?" Akainu protested, feeling guilt stabbing him and breaking sweats out of him.

"Nami-san…," Sanji looked at Nami, still blushing after seeing Luffy.

"Leave it… That's so cute~," but Nami already had pink heart-shaped pupil on her eyes.

Everyone's sweat dropped at that.

"Luffy totally stole Ace's scene here…, but aww, indeed they're cute…." Robin added in delighted expression.

OoooAcexLuffyoooO

~~~Omake~~~

"Alright, let go of me, first, Luffy," Ace said while pulling back half-heartedly.

"Nooo! You'll go away if I let go!" Luffy was still sobbing, tightening his embrace.

"I won't go anywhere. It's just a shoot," he said, sighing long.

"Don't want to. I like it here. Ace smells delicious," Luffy responded slightly sniffing the strawberry aroma from the syrup on Ace's body.

"Huh?" Everyone then centered their attention more at the two leading characters.

"Luf—?" Ace paled slightly.

"Itadakimasu," Luffy then bit Ace's neck and sucked hard.

"Hya~h!" Ace moaned loudly in surprise and everyone's blush deepened.

"Get a room, you two!" Buggy screamed at them, totally blushing madly in embarrassment.

"No! NO! It's not like—!" Ace began to panic. "Luffy, let go!" he struggled hard now.

"Nooooo! I wanna eat Ace!" Luffy decided and started licking.

"HEEELP!" and of course, Ace blushed even more despite the panicky of being assaulted by the younger D.

"Do you want to save him?" Joze asked Marco while trying not to stare at the almost R-rated scene, still blushing.

"I wanna see," Marco said while staring at them so blatantly.

"You demon! And you call yourself my friends!?" Ace shouted at them still in total panicky.

"Pop, how about you?" Marco asked.

"Ah, this might get a higher rating than the actual scene," Newgate said while pouring a cup of tea.

Apparently everyone decided to take a break and watch Ace's being eaten alive by Luffy.

"GYAAAH! All of you are Demons!" Ace screamed in horror.

"Don't forget to film that," Nami said to the cameramen and they lifted their thumbs up.

"Aww~, this will be an awesome merchandise," Robin said with a happy grin.

The End

A/N: *laughs rolling around the room* I am totally sorry for ruining the perfect manga of Odachi's One Piece with this silly piece… I couldn't resist making the omake as well XDDD. I decide to take Tweedlelou's idea and put it in the omake because it's such a wonderful idea (only change the ketchup into strawberry syrup because it's more deliciously sweet) XDDD. Thank you for giving me another idea to write. I hope I didn't overdo that… But of God, that really lightens my mood a LOT XD. I really enjoy making it, totally FUN! Well, because, really… killing Ace is just sooo WRONG, but this Casting will make him alive forever as an actor XDDD.

Sooo, care to comment here, everyone?