Last chapter...
She crossed her arms and ran over to give her car a hug. Bella laughed and she and Edward walked into the house, hand in hand.
Chapter 6 – Oh My God That Rhymes
The Monday feeling immediately disappeared the moment Bella saw him walking towards her. She hadn't seen him all day and seemed to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
"Hey love, how are you?" He asked, kissing her on the cheek. He sat down next to her in the canteen.
"I'm fandabidosy now that you're-" She said with a grin.
"Bella, I can't believe you're being like this in front of me." Jacob interrupted, "You don't realise how much I like you, I'd do anything for you." Bella looked at him in shock.
"Like you did anything with the others?" Edward shot back.
"That was before I realised what I had with you Bells." He spoke directly to her, "Bells, I really do love you." Bella put her head in her hands.
"I really can't handle this Jacob, you didn't do anything for that week we weren't together but now that I'm happy with Edward, you're trying to get me back."
"What can I do to prove to you?"
"Nothing you do would matter because I'm with Edward now!"
"If you're going to be like that." He replied sadly and walked away. As soon as he was out of ear shot he started muttering, "Ugh stupid cow, making me grovel – I have to get her back though."
"Quick Alice, change the subject!" Emmett stage whispered. Alice looked around blankly.
"You know pole dancing's good for you?!" She asked loudly. Rosalie raised her eyebrows, "Yeah, it's good for your bingo wings." She proceeded to flap her arms, earning several head shakes and smiles from the people around her.
Jacob spotted his mates and dragged them over to the closest bin. When Edward got up to empty his rubbish Jacob sprayed his jeans with a bottle of water.
"Edward, the toilet's only down the corridor." Jacob called loudly. Several people heard and soon the whole canteen was laughing at him.
Edward blushed and went even redder as Bella ran up to him and placed her hand on his arm.
"What's going on?" She asked.
"Edward had a little accident." Jacob stage whispered. Bella rolled her eyes and tried to pull Edward away.
"That was just a pathetic shot Jacob; I thought you could do better."
"Oh I can – that was just a taster."
"Well in that case – let the games begin." Edward allowed himself to be pulled away and together they left the canteen.
"Oh Edward why did you say that? Jacob is the worst with revenge – I've seen it enough times." Edward grinned.
"Ooo a challenge and you're forgetting that I've got Emmett on my side."
Bella couldn't help but smile, "Okay but just so you know, nothing he does will change my mind about you."
"I was hoping you'd say that." He looked up as the bell signalling next lesson rang shrilly, "You coming to ours after school?" She said she was and they both went their separate ways.
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"Right so I need some ideas." Edward said as they were waiting for Bella to arrive.
"Ooo, ooo I've got one!" Emmett said excitedly, "It'll be the perfect retaliation to his first one!" Everybody looked at each other.
"Did you just say a big word Emmett?" Alice asked slowly. He poked his tongue out at her and they sighed in relief at his returned childishness.
"So what's this idea?" Edward asked.
"Put a balloon on his exhaust pipe, it'll pop and scare the sh-" Alice glared at him, "It will scare him." He amended. Edward grinned.
"That's great, what else?"
"Edward, I don't want you planning any other pranks." Bella said nobody had heard her walk in. He pouted at her.
"Why not? He's expecting me to now and I can't just back out."
"But he's doing this to prove he 'loves' me," She air quoted the word, "And if you do this, it'll seem like you are too – I already know you love me." Edward looked like he understood but wasn't happy about it.
"Fine, I won't do anything." He said resignedly. She looked shocked.
"No. You're doing the car thing, it'll serve him right." Everyone grinned.
"That's our Bella." Emmett said, clapping her on the back, "So whatchu wanna do now?"
"Watch a film?" Rose suggested. Everyone agreed and Alice shoved Titanic in.
By the end of the film Rosalie, Alice and Bella were crying freely with Jasper and Edward shaking their heads at them, Emmett was trying to secretly wipe his eyes.
"Well I suppose I better be going then, see ya." Bella gave everybody a quick hug, kindly ignoring Emmett's filled eyes, and kissed Edward on his cheek. He got up and walked her to the door.
Not long after Jasper and Rose left as well leaving the Cullen's behind.
"You've got a good un Eddie." Emmett said as he left to text Rosalie. Edward scowled at him but ended up smiling.
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"Right, he'll start the engine round about... now." Emmett whispered. There was an echoing bang around the car park which caused everybody to look towards the car. Jacob immediately got out; swearing and shouting at anything that could hear.
He looked at each of the tyres, getting extremely confused with each look.
Jacob moved to the back of the car and underneath the exhaust he spotted lots of pieces of paper.
We're even, Bella's chosen me so don't even try it.
He stood up with a scowl etched on his face; he screwed up the little pieces of paper and chucked them on the floor again.
Emmett, Bella, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie and Alice were almost collapsing with laughter. Loud laughter.
"Do you think this is funny?!" Jacob shouted, marching over to them.
"Oh honey, I know this is funny." Rosalie said breathlessly. He glared at her.
"Oh my God that rhymes!" Emmett laughed which set them off in hysterics again.
"You're so getting it back Cullen." Jacob growled.
"You don't get it do you? I'm not involved in this anymore; I'm not going to drop down to your level." Edward replied calmly. Jacob looked at him in surprise.
"You're the one who bloody suggested it you idiot."
"And now I'm calling it off – Bella showed me that I don't need a stupid prank war to prove my love for her. You coming Bella?" She nodded and he put his arm around her, the others followed them into their own cars and they drove home to the Cullen's house.
"That was so romantic!" Alice gushed when they filed into the house, "Bella showed me that I don't need a stupid prank war to prove my love for her. So sweet!" Alice quoted in a deep voice.
"Was that meant to be me Alice?" Edward asked. His jaw dropped as she nodded and everybody started laughing.
"Is Bella here?" Esme called.
"Yes I am."
"Oh good, I've got some cake that I need eaten." Bella shot off to the kitchen and came back with a plate and manic grin. They laughed fondly and she sat down next to Edward.
"This is the life eh?" Edward said as Bella snuggled close to him. Everybody looked at each other.
"Edward," He looked at Emmett, "Shut up." The others laughed and Bella giggled guiltily, Edward sighed with a smile.
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