R:PART DUEX!!
K:...why are you speaking Spanish?
R:...-_-...it's French
K:we still don't own Death Note
R:but we're tryin' damnit _
{around 8 AM and everyone is back inside}
Misa walks out of the bathroom to find Karee snuggled up to Light "GET OFF MY MAN YOU BITCH!!!" Karee pulls a gun out from under her pillow shoots Misa in between the eyes lays back down and cuddles back into Light as Rebecca came running in "What happened I heard….oh…Misa's dead…breakfast is done" Rebecca said without emotion walking out "…joy brekie" Karee said smiling when L walked by looking at Misa "…Misa Amane is dead…was it Kira?" then karee just lifted her gun "ah…I knew it would happen sooner or later" then L walked away and karee stood up grabbing Light's hand and taking him to the Living room where Rebecca was playing Tales of Symphonia eating eggs, toast, bacon, sausage, ham, all except the toast and sausage covered in cheese drinking orange juice "Kratos you run so slow" Rebecca said through clenched teeth "where's the food?" Karee asked quickly while Rebecca took a bite of food and her game was paused "on the counter where it usually is when I cook" "you mean she actually COOKS too?" Light asked slightly scared "don't worry Raito I only poisoned Misa's but Karee already shot her so I'll throw it away" Rebecca said getting up grabbing the plate labeled 'Slut Slut' and emptied it into the trash and the entire trash can melted "You never mess with a girl who cooks…especially not Becca" Karee said as she watched Light pale slightly "don't worry Raito Karee loves you so I can't kill you or Karee would have me banned" "true and I would never give back your clothes" Karee said as she took a bite of toast "you mean you'd cast me out on the street NAKED!?!" "did somebody say something about Rebecca naked?" L said as he walked into the kitchen where everyone had gathered "…Karee is gonna toss me out on the street naked if I kill Light" "…if I killed him would you toss me out naked?" "L if you killed him I'd toss BOTH of you out naked" "wha-why both of us?" "he's your boyfriend and your responsibility oh and because I can" Karee said walking out of the kitchen with her food and started watching Rebecca playing T.o.S. "wait…what?" Light stood in the kitchen trying to figure out what just happened "oh, Raito-Kun you'll get used to this sooner or later" Rebecca said laughing then stopped "wait…I'm still getting used to this" "baka desu" Karee said rolling her eyes "oh don't hate me because I'm sexy hate me because I have big boobs" "Becca mine are bigger than yours" "I know" Rebecca said looking deflated "I think they're big enough for you" L said patting Rebecca on the head "oh that's nice you patted me on the head" "which one?" Karee asked "my real head you fucker" "…and now I'm lost" L said hanging his head "wait…how did we get into the house we fell asleep outside" Light asked "oh me and Karee carried you guys in" Rebecca replied smiling "who carried Misa?" "we dragged her" Karee said smiling and they both laughed evilly as they heard other familiar voices and ran into Karee's room to find Matt, Mello, Near, and Ryuk "what the hell are we doing here?" Mello yelled almost dropping his chocolate bar then Karee and Rebecca explained it all in under ten seconds and everyone's faces looked like this
Matt, Mello, Near: O_O
L, Light: -_-
Ryuk:….his face never really changes…
Rebecca, Karee: ^w^
"What the hell did you two say?" Mello asked then L lifted his hand and stepped forward "I believe I can clarify this, we are in an alternate dimension where we are an anime called Death Note and these two young ladies watch and obsess over it" L said chewing on his thumb as Rebecca giggled and hugged L's arm "hehe you called us ladies" "yeah, what about it?" Mello asked "…..nothing count Chocula" Rebecca said walking to the living room "oh Ma~~~~tt I have games for you" then Matt bolted to the living room with Karee close behind him "…oh I meant real Matt….sorry K-Chan" "oh" then Karee walked away looking depressed "you don't have to leave" "I know" Karee came back smiling, after about an hour, Matt was playing video games, Mello was eating chocolate, L and Rebecca were on the couch making out, Karee was filming it, and Light and Ryuk were eating apples until....
"...whoa" Rebecca sat up on the bed, Karee popping up as well "what in the seven hells just happened?" Rebecca asked looking around "I don't know..I just had the craziest dream..it was so vivid" "I know me too,and-" they both looked up to see karee's digital camera playing Rebecca's and L's make-out session, the otaku's looked at each other and in unison said "I/you lost my/your virginity to a fictional character" and ever since every episodeafter that never had Misa, and L and Light mentioned how much they missed and loved them...all other DN fans that knew the girls freaked and died of confusion (K&R:THE END OUR BITCHES)
R:sorry it's so short...bt it's Fucking two AM so fuck off you fuckers....the next chapter will be a Naruto/Naruto Shippuden fan fic