Hihi! Bet your havin' trouble keeping up with my wicked fast updates! Heehee. Thanks soooo much for the reviews! Ok, so up until now the characters Lore and Kai have been pretty separate from all that stupidity. So, I'm gonna write this chapter during and after classes, so I can include everyone. Next chapter is painting the art room!
Disclaimer, I don't own beyblade! Nor do I own any of its characters. Or Aladdin. Enjoy!
The Random Nonsense of Rain Kisuki
Chapter Seven: I'm Attending Classes Today!
Hey guys! Today is a very special day! It's Thursday! And Thursday is a special day because it's right before Friday. And on Friday, the weekend starts! Wheee!
So, in order to elongate my weekend so I can show my prank pics to the others, I am attending classes to avoid detention tomorrow. I know! Can you believe it? In fact, I'm even going to try to be on time for them! I get to meet my teachers! Yaaaay! Huh? You thought I attended classes on Monday? No! Don't be silly! I slept on the roof and got some sun! Hahaha!
Ok, so I'm walking to school aaaaall by myself today, to avoid temptation set by my idiots. Oh! I forgot lunch! Huh? Look! It's some little children, walking to school together. How cute. Heh. I skipped over them.
"Hey kids!" I shouted, waving like the crazy person I was.
"Hi. Who're you?" asked a chubby kid with dark brown hair.
"I'm a very sad person. I have issues," I explained.
"Oh. Sucks to be you," said the kid. I started fake crying.
"I already k-know that…sniff. Sniff. I even f-forget my l-lunch to-d-d-day. Sniff."
"And?" asked a girl with pigtails, looking unimpressed.
"I eat food to cope with my problems."
"What does this have to do with us?" asked the girl.
"Just give your freakin' money!" I demanded. I stole the chubby one's lunch money and ran off.
"I can't believe she actually stole your lunch money! I thought that only happened on TV!" said another little boy.
Stupid brats. I counted the money, smirking. So I'm mean, sue me. That kid should be thanking me. I gave him one more day to live. He won't have a heart attack as quickly.
Oh. I'm at school. Damn. Well off to my locker, and then to my morning piss. Then I get to see my homeroom teacher! Yay. After I went to my locker, realized there was nothing in it, and had a refreshing pee, I walked to homeroom.
"I'm here today!" I announced loudly. The teacher looked at me.
"Umm…are you even in my homeroom?" he asked me.
"I was here on the first day of school. I just kept skipping is all," I replied happily.
"I-is that so? Heh heh," he laughed. Strange fella. I looked around the room. Someone was in my seat. I frowned. Someone. Was. In. My. Seat. I walked over and stared at him.
He looked away from the window and up at me.
"Yes? Can I help you with something?" he asked politely.
"What's your name?" I asked calmly.
"Wyatt. Umm…is there a problem?"
"Look Wyatt, the thing is that's my seat. I sat there on the first day. I made it pretty obvious it was my seat. Could you please vacate the premises?"
"Sorry, but I like this seat." My frown deepened.
"Get the f*ck outa my seat!" I ordered. He sat there staring at me with wide eyes. I lifted him up and threw him across the room, where he smashed into and broke a desk. Whoops.
I looked at the door where I saw Kai standing, looking at me. Crap. He's gonna think I'm some horrible violent b*tch! Oh wait. I am a horrible violent b*tch! Haha. I forgot.
Ok, we'll just pretend yesterday never happened. Louise is too ashamed to tell anyone, so no one will find out.
"Uhh, Miss…? I'm sorry what's your name?" asked me.
"Rain Kisuki, at your service," I said, giving him a cute salute.
"You're Tala's friend, aren't you?" he asked, sighing. I nodded.
"This is going to be one heck of a year," he laughed lightly. Wait! He isn't giving me detention for that? I like this guy.
"Detention after school today." Damn motherf*cker! Oh wait…
"I already have detention today. I'm painting the art room."
"Then tomor– nevermind. I don't feel like arguing. Just don't throw anyone else." Fair enough.
I took my seat, ignoring Wyatt's complaints.
"Shut up," Kai snapped at him, "You're giving me a headache." Wyatt looked at him eyes wide. He nodded.
"Cool," he mumbled, looking at Kai in amazement. What the? Why does he think Kai's cool?
"Oi! What about me?" I whined, "Aren't I cool!? I can't believe this. I've never been so insulted!" That's a lie. I have been more insulted, but he doesn't know that. Wyatt glared at me.
"Why would I think some violent b*tch was cool?" he snapped. Geez. You throw a guy one time and he assumes you're a violent person.
"Hey, Princess! I heard you threw some loser across the room today!" chirped Tala, skipping into the room. Man, news sure travels fast. He was dressed like Aladdin…
"Mmm hmm," I said, nodding proudly.
"Geez, next thing you know she'll be beating up little children," sighed Ozuma, shaking his head.
"I don't beat children up!" I protested.
"Yeah right," said Johnny, "I saw you shove a kid this morning!" Crap.
"I just stole his lunch money," I mumbled, "I didn't hurt him at all!" Tala laughed.
"By the way. Why is Tala dressed like Aladdin?" I asked them.
"Well, Prince Charming doesn't have a sexy vest like Aladdin!" explained Tala.
"But why do you need to dress like a prince?" I asked.
"I felt princely today!" he said happily. I shrugged. Good enough for me.
Ok. My next class is…reading. Ok. Cool.
After attendance was taken, we chatted a bit and then the bell rang. I only had to go a few doors down to get to the reading room. Apparently Bryan, Tala, and Enrique were all in my reading class. Poor teacher. No Ozuma though. No Johnny. No Kai either.
The teacher stomped in right before the bell rang. Some students were about to walk in, but he slammed the door shut and locked it.
"First rule in my class: never be late. I see a group of students have decided to join us today." He walked to the back of the room where my group was sat. He leaned over my desk look at me.
"Sup?" I asked him. He raised an eyebrow. He had pitch black hair and shocking blue eyes. He was freakin' scary, but really hot. He looked about twenty-four.
"Nothing much. Now, would you care to explain why you were absent during my first class?"
"Sure! It was Enrique's birthday," I said gesturing to Enrique, who waved at the teacher excitedly.
"And?" said the teacher.
"We went to karaoke. And broke lots of things there. Then we had to clean and redecorate to make up for it. I also saved a ficus plant's life," I informed him. He stared at me.
"You need mental help," he stated. That's not very nice. But true.
"Oh, it's cool. Renny here started therapy yesterday. She has issues!" said Enrique. The teacher sighed.
"Personally, I don't care whether you attend your other classes. That's not my problem. But you will attend my class," he stated.
"We'll try to come to your class, but I can't make any promises," said Enrique.
"You see," Tala continued for him, "We are very busy people. We have lots of people to beat up. Lots of places to go. Lots of pranks to pull."
"And if your class just happens to interfere with our busy schedule," started Enrique.
"We may be forced to miss a class or two. Maybe even all of them," Tala finished. The teacher didn't say a word. He walked to his desk and picked up a large stack of paper.
"Girl," he pointed at me. I looked at him, with confused, chocolaty eyes.
"Hmm?"
"Come here," he commanded. I shrugged.
"Whatever ya say, teach'!" I chirped, skipping over to him.
"Would you pass these out?" I looked at him, and then at the papers.
"What are they?"
"Pieces of lined paper." Gee. This'll be fun. Ya know what? I think I should mess with him.
I picked up the large stack, slouching a little. Damn, they're heavy. I walked over to some empty space. His desk was pushed to the left of the room, so there was some space near the door. I placed the papers on the floor and got on my knees. I began passing out paper to the ground. The teacher stared at me.
"What are you doing?" he demanded.
"Passing out the papers. You told me to," I stated. He's a toughie, but I'll crack him by the end of the year.
"To the students! Are you trying to make a fool out of me? Detention. After school today."
"But, you told me to pass them out! How was I supposed to know you meant to the students?" I reasoned. He paused.
"Are you really that dumb?" he asked me, astounded. I nodded. He sighed.
"I'll let you off, but just this once!" I smirked and thanked him. I got out of detention twice today. I'm so freakin' awesome. I love me.
"I'll pass them out to the students. Just go sit down," he said, picking up the papers I'd passed out, and returning them to the stack. The bell rang. The teacher sighed.
Never mess with my group and me, or you'll never get class work started. We filed out into the hall and prepared for our next class.
Who is my next victum? Muhaha! Let's see. I looked at the paper in my hand. It says I have calculus with Mrs. Low. Ok. That's cool. Wait…Holy sh*t!!! Mrs. Low!? I thought she was just the V.P.! She's a teacher too? Damn. OK. Calm down, self. Tala has her too.
"What's with you? You look like sh*t. And you're sweating," Kai pointed out. When did he get here?
"I have Mrs. Low for calculus!" I cried.
"So? I do too. You don't like her? Or rather…she doesn't like you?"
"Both. She's the new V.P.. And she didn't appreciate me smacking her in the chest with a baseball. Or my drawings. Or my friends. Hell, she's just an unappreciative b*tch!" I ranted. He shook his head.
"So it was you who started a baseball game in the lobby. I had a feeling."
"Shut it! I want to enjoy my weekend, and I don't want detention tomorrow too! She's sure to give me detention," I whined. He chuckled.
"Hey, guess what?" he asked me.
"I'm not in a f*cking guessing mood! Just tell me," I snapped.
"Someone's PMS," I heard Tala mumble as he came up behind me.
"We get to paint the art room together. My Latin teacher didn't appreciate my drawings," smirked Kai.
"And what drawings were they?" I asked, feeling more talkative.
"Her." I rolled my eyes.
"You have Ms. Berry?" asked Tala grinning. Kai nodded. "Niiiice!Can I see the drawing?" Kai reached into his book bag and pulled out a piece of paper.
"Here," Kai said passing him the picture.
"Sh*t. This is f*cking amazing! She looks even hotter than in real life! How does she not appreciate this? You were even generous with the chest and made her legs look longer. That lady may be hot, but she has no taste." Tala is such a pervert!
I snuck a peek at the picture. Is that even a bikini? I don't think there's enough material. What is wrong with guys? You don't see girls going around drawing guys in man-thongs. Eww. I snorted, looking away in disgust.
"Oh, the one she saw is on the other side," replied Kai. Tala turned it over, paused for a second, and burst out laughing. I looked, and felt myself smiling this time.
It was the same teacher, but not in a bikini. She had her hands tied to a stake, and each of her legs tied with ropes to some kind of really big animals I couldn't identify. I laughed. Kai smirked and took it back, stuffing it in his bag.
"Why is it that I get therapy for my threatening drawings, while you only get detention?" I complained.
"She's got the hots for me," Kai replied. He wasn't kidding. Honestly I couldn't blame her. He's a damn good kisser. I blushed at that thought.
"Well, I have to meet this Ms. Low you hate so much, so I'm going to class. Do what you like." He walked off, en route to the calculus room.
I shrugged and Tala and me followed him. Tala because he was going to the same place, and me cause I had no freakin' clue where it was. Rain -wishing I could skip at least this one class- out!
